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Anonymous #1

nvm
    #18790827 - 09/02/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

edit


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18790834 - 09/02/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I need to know exactly how this proposal came about, Details OP DETAILS!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Should I do it? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18790844 - 09/02/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's not a very good story.
I met her on craigslist.

I'm just trying to keep things sketchy.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18790853 - 09/02/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why don't black women wear panties to picnics?  To keep the flies off the chicken.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18790857 - 09/02/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well I duno man, if it's a complete stranger it could be some person trying to lure you into a trap!

Like meet up with her some place, only to be jumped by some dudes or something like that. Now if it were a person you knew from work or something then maybe that's a little less risker.

Maybe wait till you meet a nice girl man, trust me it's not the end of the world being a virgin and having sex will happen sooner or later so If I were you I'd probably pass on that.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Should I do it? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18790864 - 09/02/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She wants me to get a hotel room, leave the door cracked open with the lights off, and be waiting in bed for her.

My first thought was, 2 black guys are gonna come and rob/rape/murder me.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: azur]
    #18790870 - 09/02/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

azur said:
Why don't black women wear panties to picnics?  To keep the flies off the chicken.



:puke:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: dontknow]
    #18790881 - 09/02/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That sounds sketchy as fuck, don't do it.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18790947 - 09/02/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If this is legit and you are worried about diseases... Just bring some syran wrap and put it over her pussy and goto town  :thumbup:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18791597 - 09/02/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
So, I'm a 'virgin'. I've only ever had 1 BJ.

And I met this bigger, black woman who's willing to teach me how to eat pussy. And I'm just wondering how risky this business is...
I mean, I really want to taste pussy, but it's not worth a disease. She says she's clean, but you never know, you know?
And does pussy taste like pussy, or is a black woman going to generally taste different than say a white chick?

Does this pussy look safe to you (LOL). Don't hover if you don't wanna see a pussy.


Any tips for my first time giving oral?




I wouldnt do anything on craigs just for my own safety. I'm willing to bet a lot of girls would get off on the fact that you're a virgin. I know I was taught sex by someone who was thrilled I was a virgin.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Yogi1]
    #18791678 - 09/02/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It is really bugging me that her pussy is shaved, but there's curly pubes on her inner thighs.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18791736 - 09/02/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18791800 - 09/02/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I noticed that too, like wtf girl?

Finish the job :peyotezen:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18791843 - 09/02/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That shit looks disgusting op, run away.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18791851 - 09/02/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Don't do it OP. This situation is sketchy as fuck.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18791858 - 09/02/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Have you ever seen Charlie the Unicorn, OP?

You're gonna wake up with your kidney ripped out.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18791861 - 09/02/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Have you ever seen Charlie the Unicorn, OP?

You're gonna wake up with your kidney ripped out.



I love charlie the unicorn HAHA


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Othyem]
    #18791864 - 09/02/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Well I duno man, if it's a complete stranger it could be some person trying to lure you into a trap!

Like meet up with her some place, only to be jumped by some dudes or something like that. Now if it were a person you knew from work or something then maybe that's a little less risker.

Maybe wait till you meet a nice girl man, trust me it's not the end of the world being a virgin and having sex will happen sooner or later so If I were you I'd probably pass on that.



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Othyem said:
That shit looks disgusting op, run away.




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Re: Should I do it? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18791886 - 09/02/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Have you ever seen Charlie the Unicorn, OP?

You're gonna wake up with your kidney ripped out.



I love charlie the unicorn HAHA




:highfive:

Be warned OP, candy mountains are traps, and that goes for chocolate candy too.  :nojustno:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: brokentv]
    #18791894 - 09/02/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

edit


Edited by Anonymous (10/28/13 03:00 PM)


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18791907 - 09/02/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You dick is my dick bro, I'm always gonna be looking out for you son  :mjk1:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18791927 - 09/02/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
You dick is my dick bro, I'm always gonna be looking out for you son  :mjk1:



:hug:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18793540 - 09/03/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Good call. It's better to be a virgin than a guy who fucked an ugly black chick once off of craigslist. Think about it. Be proud of what you are.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Dr. Crapsghetti]
    #18793858 - 09/03/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That picture made me jump a little, thats one scary vagina.


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Edited by Herbologist (09/03/13 10:51 AM)


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Herbologist]
    #18794805 - 09/03/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That sounds sketchy as fuck, don't do it.:whathesaid:


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #18798891 - 09/04/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I guarantee you all the shmucks who are certain it's a "trap" have no experience whatsoever with Craigslist.  I do.  It's probably real.  She's probably not very attractive, and there's really no way of knowing whether or not she has any STDs.  People lie about that shit all the time.

What I'm saying is, you're not going to get jumped and gang raped if you go through with it.  You will however, be dealing with a woman that might have an STD, might be married, might be 400 lbs, etc.  Of course, when you meet a girl anywhere else, the same goes, so I don't understand everyone's paranoia over craigslist.  And hell, those might be exactly the qualities your looking for, and I ain't judging.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: TheWiz]
    #18799238 - 09/04/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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TheWiz said:
I guarantee you all the shmucks who are certain it's a "trap" have no experience whatsoever with Craigslist.  I do.  It's probably real.  She's probably not very attractive, and there's really no way of knowing whether or not she has any STDs.  People lie about that shit all the time.

What I'm saying is, you're not going to get jumped and gang raped if you go through with it.  You will however, be dealing with a woman that might have an STD, might be married, might be 400 lbs, etc.  Of course, when you meet a girl anywhere else, the same goes, so I don't understand everyone's paranoia over craigslist.  And hell, those might be exactly the qualities your looking for, and I ain't judging.




I respect this but there's no way to argue that this is not a high risk behavior.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: Yogi1]
    #18799980 - 09/04/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

TheWiz said:
I guarantee you all the shmucks who are certain it's a "trap" have no experience whatsoever with Craigslist.  I do.  It's probably real.  She's probably not very attractive, and there's really no way of knowing whether or not she has any STDs.  People lie about that shit all the time.

What I'm saying is, you're not going to get jumped and gang raped if you go through with it.  You will however, be dealing with a woman that might have an STD, might be married, might be 400 lbs, etc.  Of course, when you meet a girl anywhere else, the same goes, so I don't understand everyone's paranoia over craigslist.  And hell, those might be exactly the qualities your looking for, and I ain't judging.




I respect this but there's no way to argue that this is not a high risk behavior.



I'm not saying it isn't, but some of us are freaks enough that the very fact that it is high risk behavior is what makes it so exciting.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: TheWiz]
    #18800044 - 09/04/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't go through it. I haven't been in a good state of mind lately and this was just another bad horrible decision. At least this time it didn't have to happen for me to realize how dumb i was being.


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Re: Should I do it? [Re: TheWiz]
    #18802750 - 09/05/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TheWiz said:
I guarantee you all the shmucks who are certain it's a "trap" have no experience whatsoever with Craigslist.  I do.  It's probably real.  She's probably not very attractive, and there's really no way of knowing whether or not she has any STDs.  People lie about that shit all the time.

What I'm saying is, you're not going to get jumped and gang raped if you go through with it.  You will however, be dealing with a woman that might have an STD, might be married, might be 400 lbs, etc.  Of course, when you meet a girl anywhere else, the same goes, so I don't understand everyone's paranoia over craigslist.  And hell, those might be exactly the qualities your looking for, and I ain't judging.




That's hardly something you would know, no matter how many of your own experiences you have.

Plenty of girls are willing to be the "setup bitch" for the right amount of money, or something in return.


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