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Entertainment
    #18790643 - 09/02/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My girl has just gone to sleep. Went to hit a quick 4/5 bowls . I'm on my level. We had sex. It was great, stop being jelous , she's the daugter of a god, so yeah :smirk:.

Well atleast jesus still loves me, or it's probably just the euphoria. I'm bored. No interesting movies to watch, might have sex again. With myself

What are you guys up to? Anyone care to share some 'ol lame joke everyone probably knows..?


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Cross]
    #18790650 - 09/02/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

damn bro, just weed gets you like this?

jealous


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Re: Entertainment [Re: NWlight]
    #18790658 - 09/02/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I was this high, On a scale of 1-El Pollo Loco, I'm at a 2.


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Futuresight]
    #18790683 - 09/02/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nice adrenaline, then a few neatly stacked bowls. 2nd day been smoking waterfall bong. I have to say it packs it's punches we'll


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Futuresight] * 1
    #18790686 - 09/02/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

did you hear the story of the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

He's 0k now.


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Re: Entertainment [Re: druqs]
    #18790696 - 09/02/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hahha, had not actually heard that one before. a+ cheesy comedy! :thumbup:

This thread has inspired me to get high.:vaped:


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Futuresight]
    #18790734 - 09/02/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Futuresight said:
Hahha, had not actually heard that one before. a+ cheesy comedy! :thumbup:

This thread has inspired me to get high drunk




:lahey:


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Futuresight]
    #18790774 - 09/02/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I may die now, for my purpose in life, is fullfilled. :notgettingup:


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Cross]
    #18790778 - 09/02/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

MR FUCKING LAHEY!!! :like:


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Cross]
    #18790782 - 09/02/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Entertainment [Re: NWlight]
    #18790811 - 09/02/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i know right


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Re: Entertainment [Re: druqs]
    #18790816 - 09/02/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

druqs said:
did you hear the story of the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

He's 0k now.




I like how this is tailored specifically for being told over the internet or at least being told via writing (so it seems). You can't really say "He's zero-K now" if you were to say it in person. Interesting.


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Re: Entertainment [Re: TheMule73]
    #18790820 - 09/02/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

One of my favorite jokes only works out loud.


"What do you call a fish with an eye missing?


a "fsh"

:smirk:  eye vs. I


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Re: Entertainment [Re: NWlight]
    #18790867 - 09/02/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A life with lot's of money and no weed, is worse than a life with weed and little money. A rasta said this once to me


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Re: Entertainment [Re: NWlight]
    #18790871 - 09/02/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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NWlight said:
One of my favorite jokes only works out loud.


"What do you call a fish with an eye missing?


A: a "fsh"

:smirk:  eye vs. I




I don't quite get it ?
:wellthatsweird:


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Cross]
    #18790872 - 09/02/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Cross said:
A life with lot's of money and no weed, is worse than a life with weed and little money. A rasta said this once to me



Sounds like a dumbass.


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Cross]
    #18790877 - 09/02/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Cross said:
A life with lot's of money and no weed, is worse than a life with weed and little money. A rasta said this once to me




not really. cause if you had money and no weed you could just buy some weed.


he was probably high when he said that


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Re: Entertainment [Re: NWlight]
    #18790883 - 09/02/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He's a rastafarian. i mean cmon ...


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Re: Entertainment [Re: Cross]
    #18790885 - 09/02/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Cross said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
One of my favorite jokes only works out loud.


"What do you call a fish with an eye missing?


A: a "fsh"

:smirk:  eye vs. I




I don't quite get it ?
:wellthatsweird:



ur just too hgh :smirk:


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Re: Entertainment [Re: something super extreme]
    #18790889 - 09/02/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The joke (when told out loud) makes the listener expect a certain type of answer. An answer that has to do with what one would call a fish who has physical deformities (due to the listener thinking the fish is without an 'eye'). But the jokester then with his answer shows that he was referring to the letter 'i' within the word 'fish' itself. The listener might say "Ah, clever"  because the joke is based around the misunderstanding that can come from language.

edit: goddamit, this is like the 3rd time today I have 'replied' to someone  by accident.


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