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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18790119 - 09/02/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Worried about a raid?


you should probably calm down till the heat's off


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #18790121 - 09/02/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol at all the posts about which way doors open :lol:


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18790124 - 09/02/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So that's why they try to kick doors in on COPS!

Worried about cops kicking your door in? Move to Europe!


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18790128 - 09/02/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

But I don't even want to get raided... :sad:


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
    #18790130 - 09/02/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zee007 said:
How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"



having drugs is illegal.  putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
    #18790134 - 09/02/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
So that's why they try to kick doors in on COPS!

Worried about cops kicking your door in? Move to Europe!




this.. will not stop them.

Quote:

Legend said:
But I don't even want to get raided... :sad:




:dealwithit:


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
    #18790136 - 09/02/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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NWlight said:
Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.





according that your pipe is up to the code anything smaller than 3" should go through fine.


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I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..



I've heard this as well.

you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking

I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .

need a stash house if you're on that level lol




if your in a home it's hard to shut the water stealthly, any paranoid would notice it. anyway once the water is shut you can only flush with the water that's in the fill tank wich would hardly makes for 2 flush.


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Synth Ethics]
    #18790143 - 09/02/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well you could go a step further and keep a 5 gallon bucket of water by the toilet..

Toilet works even if the water is shut off, you just need water to dump in the bowl (don't even need to pour it in the tank first) and let gravity do the rest. Just pour at a steady pace to get a good 'flush'.


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
    #18790149 - 09/02/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"



having drugs is illegal.  putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

:smirk:




But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz??  :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18790150 - 09/02/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Well you could go a step further and keep a 5 gallon bucket of water by the toilet..

Toilet works even if the water is shut off, you just need water to dump in the bowl (don't even need to pour it in the tank first) and let gravity do the rest. Just pour at a steady pace to get a good 'flush'.





:awepreciation: very nice, adding to the OP.


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
    #18790152 - 09/02/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? :hmm:


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007] * 2
    #18790155 - 09/02/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zee007 said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"



having drugs is illegal.  putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

:smirk:




But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz??  :ifyoucanawe:



if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
    #18790160 - 09/02/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JoieDeVivre said:
Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? :hmm:



Who would actually answer that?

:awewtf:
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NWlight said:
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zee007 said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"



having drugs is illegal.  putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

:smirk:




But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz??  :ifyoucanawe:



if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.



And a hacksaw


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
    #18790162 - 09/02/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz??  :ifyoucanawe:



if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.



:rofldrunk:


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Synth Ethics]
    #18790163 - 09/02/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Synth Ethics said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.





according that your pipe is up to the code anything smaller than 3" should go through fine.


Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

the mad machinest said:
I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..



I've heard this as well.

you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking

I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .

need a stash house if you're on that level lol




if your in a home it's hard to shut the water stealthly, any paranoid would notice it. anyway once the water is shut you can only flush with the water that's in the fill tank wich would hardly makes for 2 flush.


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uhhhh no. the water can be shut off from the meter which can be put any where on your property, most are placed near the front of a house close to the street so all they'd haveto do is open a small lid by the mail box and shut it off. no not har to shut off the water stealthily. and in apartments I doubt this would work cause they use central water so of you shut one off the whole building goes off. and they can't turn water off to a residence that isn't under their warrents..


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: JoieDeVivre] * 1
    #18790164 - 09/02/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JoieDeVivre said:
Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? :hmm:



Why do you have to inquire or be judgmental?


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: JoieDeVivre]
    #18790165 - 09/02/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Lynnch said:
:shake: If you live your life that paranoid... Man, I would rather give up on drugs than have to sleep with my door barricaded at night. :nonono:



Quote:

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Worried about a raid?


you should probably calm down till the heat's off



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JoieDeVivre said:
Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? :hmm:



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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: JoieDeVivre]
    #18790166 - 09/02/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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JoieDeVivre said:
Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? :hmm:




So far in what?....

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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
    #18790176 - 09/02/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

zee I like ur sig with the kangaroo


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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
    #18790178 - 09/02/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"



having drugs is illegal.  putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

:smirk:




But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz??  :ifyoucanawe:



if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.



And a hacksaw




hahaha, maybe a couple more couches too, gives you more time to saw some arms and legs off.


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