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NWlight
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Worried about a raid? Try this.
#18790019 - 09/02/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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In the past I have found it necessary (at times) to devise a method that made me feel secure from a raid, provided that I was home.
My apartment only has one door, and this is ideal.
Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute. Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.
the best way I've found if you are legitimately concerned about a raid. don't use baggies and try to pour it out into the toilet, because loose baggies easily clog your toilet and they will find residue in the baggy. make small bundles with very little air in them so they don't float and then flush the whole baggy.
the corner of sandwich baggies works great. use little balls that have a diameter of about 1 inch per baggy. should hold about an 8th of powder per baggy.
run it a few times using flour or sugar as practice to see how many balls your toilet can handled per flush without clogging.
stay safe out there.
edit: It has been noted that sometimes they will shut off the water supply to your home prior to a raid to prevent this exact method from working. Here is a great suggestion from Shroomslip
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Shroomslip said: Well you could go a step further and keep a 5 gallon bucket of water by the toilet..
Toilet works even if the water is shut off, you just need water to dump in the bowl (don't even need to pour it in the tank first) and let gravity do the rest. Just pour at a steady pace to get a good 'flush'.
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Edited by NWlight (09/02/13 02:27 PM)
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lessismore
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790027 - 09/02/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I flushed all my stash when I got paranoid once :-(
but then it was someone trying to break into my house, not a raid they were kicking my door at the handle, trying to kick it in - 2 tall negros
weed paranoia sucks, and munchies suck too often, you eat so much you cant move lol
the next day it was 2 cops knocking, asking if I had seen someone suspicious then I said no, with bloodshot eyes, had smoked like 4 joints and smoke everywhere quickly closed the door
had 40-50g weed laying on my table 6ft from the door
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790034 - 09/02/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790038 - 09/02/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I heard they fly over your house in helicopters with infrared to determine your position and set up microphones in your house when you are not home, to get you

also they triangulate your position if you have your cellphone turned on or convert your cellphone to a remote listening device (the manufacturer has put such a backdoor into all cell phones nowadays) even if you turn it off, it just pretends to be off, and keeps listening and transmitting to the feds
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790046 - 09/02/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you live your life that paranoid... Man, I would rather give up on drugs than have to sleep with my door barricaded at night.
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NWlight
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I've heard this as well.
you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking
I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .
need a stash house if you're on that level lol
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lessismore
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Lynnch]
#18790052 - 09/02/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Paranoid like that is a sign you should stop smoking that 1/8th a day ;-)
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NWlight
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
Guess I'm lucky
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Edited by NWlight (09/02/13 02:04 PM)
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790068 - 09/02/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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good info thanks
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
You must live in the southern hemisphere.
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lessismore
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790076 - 09/02/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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NWlight said:
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
Guess I'm lucky 
My front door opens inwards
But it's true, most open outwards :-)
Those that open inwards are easier to kick in, naturally
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lessismore
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790084 - 09/02/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It wouldn't make sense to have frontdoors that open outwards in apartment complexes...
you wouldn't be able to walk past your neighbors open door if he opened it
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: nhmi]
#18790092 - 09/02/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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nhmi said: good info thanks

I like this idea, cept I usually have too much weed at a time to be flushed all at once .
Edit: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
Edited by zee007 (09/02/13 02:08 PM)
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore] 1
#18790093 - 09/02/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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mio said: but then it was someone trying to break into my house trying to kick it in - 2 tall negros
Thanks for the description, your whole story would have been misconstrued if you didn't inform us that you are a racist.
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Sleepwalker
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790096 - 09/02/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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mio said:
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NWlight said:
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
Guess I'm lucky 
My front door opens inwards
But it's true, most open outwards :-)
Those that open inwards are easier to kick in, naturally
I don't know if I've ever seen an outward opening front door, myself.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790097 - 09/02/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chances are if the police are raiding your house...they already got you in a controlled buy. Sure you could avoid avoid further charges by flushing your stash. When I was living on Aurora in Seattle, I must have spent 8 hours a day in my peep hole. No fun.
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
I've never seen one that DID open outwards.. Lol
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Sleepwalker]
#18790110 - 09/02/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sleepwalker said:
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
You must live in the southern hemisphere.
Eastern, close enough. Let's discuss how door swing directions are related to the rotational axis of the earth!
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#18790113 - 09/02/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said:
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
I've never seen one that DID open outwards.. Lol
Yeah, I've only seen front doors that open inward
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