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Worried about a raid? Try this.
#18790019 - 09/02/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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In the past I have found it necessary (at times) to devise a method that made me feel secure from a raid, provided that I was home.
My apartment only has one door, and this is ideal.
Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute. Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.
the best way I've found if you are legitimately concerned about a raid. don't use baggies and try to pour it out into the toilet, because loose baggies easily clog your toilet and they will find residue in the baggy. make small bundles with very little air in them so they don't float and then flush the whole baggy.
the corner of sandwich baggies works great. use little balls that have a diameter of about 1 inch per baggy. should hold about an 8th of powder per baggy.
run it a few times using flour or sugar as practice to see how many balls your toilet can handled per flush without clogging.
stay safe out there.
edit: It has been noted that sometimes they will shut off the water supply to your home prior to a raid to prevent this exact method from working. Here is a great suggestion from Shroomslip
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Shroomslip said: Well you could go a step further and keep a 5 gallon bucket of water by the toilet..
Toilet works even if the water is shut off, you just need water to dump in the bowl (don't even need to pour it in the tank first) and let gravity do the rest. Just pour at a steady pace to get a good 'flush'.
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Edited by NWlight (09/02/13 02:27 PM)
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790027 - 09/02/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I flushed all my stash when I got paranoid once :-(
but then it was someone trying to break into my house, not a raid they were kicking my door at the handle, trying to kick it in - 2 tall negros
weed paranoia sucks, and munchies suck too often, you eat so much you cant move lol
the next day it was 2 cops knocking, asking if I had seen someone suspicious then I said no, with bloodshot eyes, had smoked like 4 joints and smoke everywhere quickly closed the door
had 40-50g weed laying on my table 6ft from the door
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790034 - 09/02/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790038 - 09/02/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I heard they fly over your house in helicopters with infrared to determine your position and set up microphones in your house when you are not home, to get you

also they triangulate your position if you have your cellphone turned on or convert your cellphone to a remote listening device (the manufacturer has put such a backdoor into all cell phones nowadays) even if you turn it off, it just pretends to be off, and keeps listening and transmitting to the feds
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790046 - 09/02/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you live your life that paranoid... Man, I would rather give up on drugs than have to sleep with my door barricaded at night.
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I've heard this as well.
you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking
I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Lynnch]
#18790052 - 09/02/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Paranoid like that is a sign you should stop smoking that 1/8th a day ;-)
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
Guess I'm lucky
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790068 - 09/02/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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good info thanks
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
You must live in the southern hemisphere.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790076 - 09/02/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said:
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
Guess I'm lucky 
My front door opens inwards
But it's true, most open outwards :-)
Those that open inwards are easier to kick in, naturally
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790084 - 09/02/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It wouldn't make sense to have frontdoors that open outwards in apartment complexes...
you wouldn't be able to walk past your neighbors open door if he opened it
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: nhmi]
#18790092 - 09/02/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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nhmi said: good info thanks

I like this idea, cept I usually have too much weed at a time to be flushed all at once .
Edit: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
Edited by zee007 (09/02/13 02:08 PM)
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore] 1
#18790093 - 09/02/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mio said: but then it was someone trying to break into my house trying to kick it in - 2 tall negros
Thanks for the description, your whole story would have been misconstrued if you didn't inform us that you are a racist.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790096 - 09/02/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mio said:
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NWlight said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
Guess I'm lucky 
My front door opens inwards
But it's true, most open outwards :-)
Those that open inwards are easier to kick in, naturally
I don't know if I've ever seen an outward opening front door, myself.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: lessismore]
#18790097 - 09/02/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chances are if the police are raiding your house...they already got you in a controlled buy. Sure you could avoid avoid further charges by flushing your stash. When I was living on Aurora in Seattle, I must have spent 8 hours a day in my peep hole. No fun.
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
I've never seen one that DID open outwards.. Lol
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Sleepwalker]
#18790110 - 09/02/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sleepwalker said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
You must live in the southern hemisphere.
Eastern, close enough. Let's discuss how door swing directions are related to the rotational axis of the earth!
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#18790113 - 09/02/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said:
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KremrBigSikter said:
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NWlight said: Place a VERY heavy couch in front of your door at all times, especially at night as many raids happen while you are asleep if they suspect you may have weapons. This will buy you at least 30 seconds to a minute.
I've never seen a front door that didn't open outwards.
I've never seen one that DID open outwards.. Lol
Yeah, I've only seen front doors that open inward
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18790119 - 09/02/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Worried about a raid?
you should probably calm down till the heat's off
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: FruitOfLife] 1
#18790121 - 09/02/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol at all the posts about which way doors open
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18790124 - 09/02/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So that's why they try to kick doors in on COPS!
Worried about cops kicking your door in? Move to Europe!
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But I don't even want to get raided...
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
#18790130 - 09/02/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee007 said: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
having drugs is illegal. putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
#18790134 - 09/02/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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KremrBigSikter said: So that's why they try to kick doors in on COPS!
Worried about cops kicking your door in? Move to Europe!
this.. will not stop them.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790136 - 09/02/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.
according that your pipe is up to the code anything smaller than 3" should go through fine.
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NWlight said:
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I've heard this as well.
you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking
I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .
need a stash house if you're on that level lol
if your in a home it's hard to shut the water stealthly, any paranoid would notice it. anyway once the water is shut you can only flush with the water that's in the fill tank wich would hardly makes for 2 flush.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Synth Ethics]
#18790143 - 09/02/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well you could go a step further and keep a 5 gallon bucket of water by the toilet..
Toilet works even if the water is shut off, you just need water to dump in the bowl (don't even need to pour it in the tank first) and let gravity do the rest. Just pour at a steady pace to get a good 'flush'.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790149 - 09/02/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said:
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zee007 said: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
having drugs is illegal. putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz??
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Shroomslip]
#18790150 - 09/02/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Well you could go a step further and keep a 5 gallon bucket of water by the toilet..
Toilet works even if the water is shut off, you just need water to dump in the bowl (don't even need to pour it in the tank first) and let gravity do the rest. Just pour at a steady pace to get a good 'flush'.
very nice, adding to the OP.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790152 - 09/02/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids?
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007] 2
#18790155 - 09/02/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee007 said:
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NWlight said:
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zee007 said: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
having drugs is illegal. putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz?? 
if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790160 - 09/02/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JoieDeVivre said: Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? 
Who would actually answer that?
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NWlight said:
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zee007 said: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
having drugs is illegal. putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz?? 
if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.
And a hacksaw
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
#18790162 - 09/02/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Synth Ethics]
#18790163 - 09/02/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Synth Ethics said:
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NWlight said: Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.
according that your pipe is up to the code anything smaller than 3" should go through fine.
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NWlight said:
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I've heard this as well.
you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking
I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .
need a stash house if you're on that level lol
if your in a home it's hard to shut the water stealthly, any paranoid would notice it. anyway once the water is shut you can only flush with the water that's in the fill tank wich would hardly makes for 2 flush.
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uhhhh no. the water can be shut off from the meter which can be put any where on your property, most are placed near the front of a house close to the street so all they'd haveto do is open a small lid by the mail box and shut it off. no not har to shut off the water stealthily. and in apartments I doubt this would work cause they use central water so of you shut one off the whole building goes off. and they can't turn water off to a residence that isn't under their warrents..
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#18790164 - 09/02/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JoieDeVivre said: Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? 
Why do you have to inquire or be judgmental?
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: JoieDeVivre]
#18790165 - 09/02/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you live your life that paranoid... Man, I would rather give up on drugs than have to sleep with my door barricaded at night. 
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memes said: Worried about a raid?
you should probably calm down till the heat's off
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JoieDeVivre said: Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? 
what they said
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: JoieDeVivre]
#18790166 - 09/02/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JoieDeVivre said: Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids? 
So far in what?....
sorry, I'm drunk.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
#18790176 - 09/02/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee I like ur sig with the kangaroo
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
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NWlight said:
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zee007 said:
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NWlight said:
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zee007 said: How would you respond to the question "Why did you have a couch blocking your door?"
having drugs is illegal. putting a couch in front of your door isn't illegal.

But what if they were raiding you because they thought you were trafficking womanz?? 
if you're trafficking womanz then you need a much, MUCH larger toilet.
And a hacksaw
hahaha, maybe a couple more couches too, gives you more time to saw some arms and legs off.
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Synth Ethics said:
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NWlight said: Keep your stash in the bathroom next to your toilet in packaging small enough that you KNOW it will flush.
according that your pipe is up to the code anything smaller than 3" should go through fine.
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NWlight said:
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the mad machinest said: I've herd of police shutting off the water prior to a raid so you'd only get one or two good flushes from out of it..
I've heard this as well.
you won't have TIME for more than 1 or 2 flushes, is my thinking
I wouldn't sleep somewhere that had more drugs than I could flush .
need a stash house if you're on that level lol
if your in a home it's hard to shut the water stealthly, any paranoid would notice it. anyway once the water is shut you can only flush with the water that's in the fill tank wich would hardly makes for 2 flush.
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uhhhh no. the water can be shut off from the meter which can be put any where on your property, most are placed near the front of a house close to the street so all they'd haveto do is open a small lid by the mail box and shut it off. no not har to shut off the water stealthily. and in apartments I doubt this would work cause they use central water so of you shut one off the whole building goes off. and they can't turn water off to a residence that isn't under their warrents..
the key they use to shut it off/on is rather long
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: SoreSpore]
#18790182 - 09/02/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why do you have to inquire or be judgmental?
I'm not being judgemental. I'm asking a question.
I think in most cases with average users paranoia about raids is unnecessary and added stress is one of the most unhealthy things in life.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
#18790191 - 09/02/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im picturing the cops looking like this
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: zee I like ur sig with the kangaroo
Thank you ! Something about the picture speaks to me. I would force a raid on myself if I could lay next to a kangaroo like that....
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: JoieDeVivre]
#18790220 - 09/02/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JoieDeVivre said: Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids?
"so far in" is phrasing that 60 Minutes would use for an episode about cocaine in neighborhoods. Just by the sheer number of people that sell drugs in the US, I'd be surprised if there were any members here who have never sold drugs or even hooked up a friend. It just seems like a ridiculous question for you to ask, either baiting for responses or condescending to the hustle. Just sayin'
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
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@synth ethics- what does the tool being 3' long have to do with anything!? the guy turning the water off is much larger than the key 
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
#18790227 - 09/02/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i wonder what kind of love affair that women and kangaroo have going on. lol.
also i wish i had enough drugs for a raid, im dry as shit right now.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
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Legend said: i wonder what kind of love affair that women and kangaroo have going on. lol.
also i wish i had enough drugs for a raid, im dry as shit right now.

same here....
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
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Legend said: i wonder what kind of love affair that women and kangaroo have going on. lol.
also i wish i had enough drugs for a raid, im dry as shit right now.

come on over brah! I gotcha covered!
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the mad machinest said: @synth ethics- what does the tool being 3' long have to do with anything!? the guy turning the water off is much larger than the key  
I'm just saying if someone is there on your lawn fucking with the water supply you're likely to notice it.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: zee007]
#18790301 - 09/02/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why do anything so anxiety inducing? Making money the right way may take a bit longer, but it is steady and I do not fear the cops knocking down my door...just sayin...
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: maynard]
#18790306 - 09/02/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I saw a guy on cops get raided and all he had was like an eighth of weed and under 10 ecstasy tabs
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Legend said: i wonder what kind of love affair that women and kangaroo have going on. lol.
also i wish i had enough drugs for a raid, im dry as shit right now.

come on over brah! I gotcha covered!

im raiding u bro
we need to make plans to chill before i get on probation
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: maynard]
#18790316 - 09/02/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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maynard said: Why do anything so anxiety inducing? Making money the right way may take a bit longer, but it is steady and I do not fear the cops knocking down my door...just sayin...
dat dollah foo
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: maynard]
#18790318 - 09/02/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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maynard said: Why do anything so anxiety inducing? Making money the right way may take a bit longer, but it is steady and I do not fear the cops knocking down my door...just sayin...
congratulations you are welcomed to the shroomery with open arms if I was still allowed to give out general ratings i'd give youa solid 5 out of 5 glad you exist
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: SoreSpore] 2
#18790321 - 09/02/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JoieDeVivre said: Are you guys really so far in that you need to be concerned about raids?
"so far in" is phrasing that 60 Minutes would use for an episode about cocaine in neighborhoods. Just by the sheer number of people that sell drugs in the US, I'd be surprised if there were any members here who have never sold drugs or even hooked up a friend. It just seems like a ridiculous question for you to ask, either baiting for responses or condescending to the hustle. Just sayin'
I've hooked up friends, i'm 0% paranoid that my house is going to be raided. I'd say the 'so far in' is regarding sketchball meth head paranoia, not serious drug dealing. If you deal, you accept the risks. If you're really worried about getting raided, you get rid of your shit now, not leave it by the toilet.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Synth Ethics]
#18790326 - 09/02/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the mad machinest said: @synth ethics- what does the tool being 3' long have to do with anything!? the guy turning the water off is much larger than the key  
I'm just saying if someone is there on your lawn fucking with the water supply you're likely to notice it.
I doubt it, it takes literally less than 1minute to shut off the water. and if it's dark out side and you're inside weighing bags or counting money then you're prolly not gonna notice
how about installing cameras/motion sensors?
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: maynard]
#18790332 - 09/02/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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maynard said: Why do anything so anxiety inducing? Making money the right way may take a bit longer, but it is steady and I do not fear the cops knocking down my door...just sayin...
so your drugs magically appear at your door?
show some gratitude for the people in the middle broseph. I got out of the game a while ago but I don't discourage it
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
#18790346 - 09/02/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Legend said: i wonder what kind of love affair that women and kangaroo have going on. lol.
also i wish i had enough drugs for a raid, im dry as shit right now.

come on over brah! I gotcha covered!

im raiding u bro
we need to make plans to chill before i get on probation
pho sho bro!! hope you can make that next festival!! it's on sept 20..
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wont be able to, i have a major court date on the 21st
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the mad machinest said: @synth ethics- what does the tool being 3' long have to do with anything!? the guy turning the water off is much larger than the key  
Umm...Little longer than 3'... A lot of places the water main is buried 4' deep, below the frost line. 
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Legend]
#18790382 - 09/02/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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well ballz. that sucks man!! well you know where I stay and you're welcome to come by any time and we will 
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: vinsue]
#18790389 - 09/02/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the mad machinest said: @synth ethics- what does the tool being 3' long have to do with anything!? the guy turning the water off is much larger than the key  
Umm...Little longer than 3'... A lot of places the water main is buried 4' deep, below the frost line. 
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the one hanging in the shop 15 feet from me is three feet long...
still doesn't change the fact that the guy operating it is 734 times larger than the tool
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Lynnch]
#18790411 - 09/02/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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"so far in" is phrasing that 60 Minutes would use for an episode about cocaine in neighborhoods. Just by the sheer number of people that sell drugs in the US, I'd be surprised if there were any members here who have never sold drugs or even hooked up a friend. It just seems like a ridiculous question for you to ask, either baiting for responses or condescending to the hustle. Just sayin'
I've hooked up friends, i'm 0% paranoid that my house is going to be raided. I'd say the 'so far in' is regarding sketchball meth head paranoia, not serious drug dealing. If you deal, you accept the risks. If you're really worried about getting raided, you get rid of your shit now, not leave it by the toilet.
This is exactly what I was going to say.
Selling drugs at anything other than an incredibly high volume doesn't put you at risk for a full out raid unless you're in with some seriously sketchy people (which I know is unavoidable in some areas).
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You're in Texas, right? Do you even get frost down there?
Sure is some peeps here, not you, machinest... . . .
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: vinsue]
#18790434 - 09/02/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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for the record I only employed this method for about 4 weeks total spread over a year.
don't want you guys getting the wrong idea about me 
hi NSA! the only illegal thing in my house is a bong that isn't mine and some fireworks
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: vinsue]
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vinsue said: You're in Texas, right? Do you even get frost down there?
Sure is some peeps here, not you, machinest... . . . 
we hardly ever see frost here. only very seldomly in the winter. so yeah I guess our water mains dont need to be buried as deep.
I like this grimlin!! 
nawi ain't cause I don't do any thing illegal my place is as clean as a whistle, I do all my mischievery down the road
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my dealer got raided luckily the police were stupid as fuck and knocked on the door yelling "this is the police!" before coming in, giving him time to flush his shit
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We need a :carpenter: or :handyman: graemlin.
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: vinsue]
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vinsue said: We need a :carpenter: or :handyman: graemlin.
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QFT!!! or :machinist: or :madmachinist:
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: Led Zeppelin]
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Led Zeppelin said: my dealer got raided luckily the police were stupid as fuck and knocked on the door yelling "this is the police!" before coming in, giving him time to flush his shit

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There is a . . .
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Re: Worried about a raid? Try this. [Re: NWlight]
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maynard said: Why do anything so anxiety inducing? Making money the right way may take a bit longer, but it is steady and I do not fear the cops knocking down my door...just sayin...
so your drugs magically appear at your door?
show some gratitude for the people in the middle broseph. I got out of the game a while ago but I don't discourage it
You do have a point about middle men. I do not know where I showed a lack of gratitude. Sorry if I came off like a jerk OP. I only saw what I thought was the same mental holding pattern that made me rush home from work or school over and over only to find everything was fine except for inside my head. I wish I had more positive thought loops.
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