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Anonymous #1

Got a girls phone number, what do i do now?
    #18789929 - 09/02/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cliffs:
>be me, 19 y.o. kissless virgin. dat feel.
>last semester flashback, I eat with a random chick in dining hall
>say hi to her when I see her
>school yr ends
>this semester starts
>be today
>Eating alone in dining hall, feels
>said chick comes and sits with me
>immediately pulls out phone and asks for my number
>texts me hers
>we chat
>eventually i pull the alpha move and leave before her, showing i have sht going on in my life (i really dont)
>say "we should hang out some time"
>she agrees


>be now
>be wondering wot do
>want to invite her over for movie and give her fuk but dont want to scare her off by making moves so soon
>dont want relationship


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Anonymous #2

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18789936 - 09/02/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Treat her like a friend and hangout tell she's ready for you to give it to hr:7)


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Anonymous #1

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18789940 - 09/02/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so what should we do when hanging out

like should i invite her over for a movie or what


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Anonymous #3

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18789958 - 09/02/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Stop going on fucking 4chan thats your first bit of advice.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18790001 - 09/02/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

its called beer and TV. 12 pack.... netflix.... or... blunt drive. if you got as far as to make friends and exchange numbers.... cmon man. drop the texting crap.. thats the first mistake... dont start the text crap. just... hang out. with a few friends or something. hers... yours.. better yet.. dont ask the internet. if your asking the internet... u must not be old enough for beer. your gonna creep her out like the guy from that movie that calls threatening to kill her or whatever and she goes for it and he comes over and sits on the couch in silence.... and shes like.. your not my type. fuckk.... what movie was that.. i cant think of it. do not start the facebook. shel dump you thru text in front of the computer and fuck all your friends for meth and then youl have to either move or stab somebody.


Edited by Anonymous (09/02/13 01:47 PM)


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Anonymous #1

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18790011 - 09/02/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
its called beer and TV. 12 pack.... netflix.... or... blunt drive. if you got as far as to make friends and exchange numbers.... cmon man. drop the texting crap.. thats the first mistake... dont start the text crap. just... hang out. with a few friends or something. hers... yours.. better yet.. dont ask the internet. if your asking the internet... u must not be old enough for beer. your gonna creep her out like the guy from that movie that calls threatening to kill her or whatever and she goes for it and he comes over and sits on the couch in silence.... and shes like.. your not my type. fuckk.... what movie was that.. i cant think of it. do not start the facebook. shel dump you thru text in front of the computer and fuck all your friends for meth and then youl have to either move or stab somebody.


lol she is clean cut, no substances. so am i for the most part


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Anonymous #5

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18790033 - 09/02/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Call her and ask to hang out. You said you don't want a relationship so don't give out the desperate vibe, just be chill and hang out.

If she does come over then it is most likely she already thought and decided on to have sex. Beer or weed helps both of you relax, remember she is just as nervous as you are.

Try and put on a movie with sexual themes in it. This will plant the seed in her head and low key turn her on. Talk to her throughout the movie and subtly flirt with her. If you have a couch then sit next to her.

After all the flirting and what not you should be able to see if she is up for a kiss and some more afterwards. Don't come on too strong dude, act like this type of thing happens all the time.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18790604 - 09/02/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ask her if she likes sex, if so, what kind? 

Make no mention of your lack of sexual experience, tell her you have banged dozens of girls.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18790813 - 09/02/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

well... wonderful then... what are you doing on a drug forum? lmao


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Anonymous #4

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #18790826 - 09/02/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

what kind of retard.... darrrrrrrr uhhh do you like sex? darrrrrr i like sex to? do you want to have sex darrrrrr? dddaaarrrrr uuuhhh what kind of sex do you like? uh ddaaaarrrrrrrrrrr thats not.... how.... it.... works. unless your like the biggest creep ever fanning out 1000 dollars with a video camera in her face trying to get her to taste butt cheese on the internet. hahahahaha daarrrrrrrr what kinds of sex do you have? what are you.... like... retarded?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18790916 - 09/02/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe she's a lesbian, it's good to find out early. The OP's a virgin, he can't waste the time.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #18790937 - 09/02/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I agree with 4 thats a dumb way to go about and fucking a chick, this isn't a fucking porno.

SHE took the initiative to ask for your number dude so just grow some balls and invite her over, simple as that. If she is down she will come if she is not well you know.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18792166 - 09/02/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
lol she is clean cut, no substances. so am i for the most part





What the fuck are you doing here then?

Gtfo


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Anonymous #8

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18792985 - 09/03/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Cliffs:
>be me, 19 y.o. kissless virgin. dat feel.
>we chat
>eventually i pull the alpha move and leave
>dont want relationship




Main thing is to have fun while having a potential gf:
If you have studied the alpha codes then you should know that the Alpha male will take things slow, easy at first.  Court and flirt with her, thru text messages (if away from her) and while with her, flirt some more.  She will give you many 'shit tests' when you are not aware of the situation.  Women want feelings and looks at first.  Obviously you have the looks already.
If you plan to have her home then make sure everything is neat and tidy including the bathrooms.  That is the first place she will check when she use it.  The med. cabinet she will open to see also.  This is how women's minds work, etc.  Have an alpha plan to heighten the moods (lights, musics, movies she likes, foods,etc) when she come over.  The main thing is to have fun, be creative while developing the butterfly feelings.  Do it right and everything should fall into place, naturally.  Have fun!

p.S.  Relationships or not, you don't know until you find out if
both are right for each other.  Too early to tell now.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18793729 - 09/03/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
well... wonderful then... what are you doing on a drug forum? lmao



well I used to smoke weed but havent done that in over a year now. Also havent tripped since last year.

I want to trip at some point in the future not sure when. I've always been interested in drugs.


All I care for now is tripping


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Anonymous #9

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18796274 - 09/03/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
well... wonderful then... what are you doing on a drug forum? lmao




Fuck me... it's always bothered me when people frequent this forum that don't do drugs. Or are way into them. There are plenty of other love forums on the net that people can join. I love the sex forum on here but I also like to think that the people here posting are also users, ex users or way interested in them. Not high schoolers who used to hit bowls of weed at a party and eat shrooms once. I don't know why it bothers me but it does. I guess I'm just a dick.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #18799335 - 09/04/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
well... wonderful then... what are you doing on a drug forum? lmao




Fuck me... it's always bothered me when people frequent this forum that don't do drugs. Or are way into them. There are plenty of other love forums on the net that people can join. I love the sex forum on here but I also like to think that the people here posting are also users, ex users or way interested in them. Not high schoolers who used to hit bowls of weed at a party and eat shrooms once. I don't know why it bothers me but it does. I guess I'm just a dick.



i want to trip again when the opportunity presents itself. Its just not a priority right now.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18799347 - 09/04/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Priority #1, get laid, then do some trips!! :dawerp:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #18800257 - 09/04/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It bothers me too #9!


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Anonymous #10

Re: Got a girls phone number, what do i do now? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #18800449 - 09/04/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Buy a red bottle of wine.


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