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Invisiblememes
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Re: I hate myself [Re: dontknow]
    #18786919 - 09/01/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dontknow said:
put hand sanitizer/alcohol in my urethra (somehow didn't burn as bad as I thought it would lol) 





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Re: I hate myself [Re: dontknow]
    #18786923 - 09/01/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You want to urinate quickly after sexual activity to force anything out of the penis, the longer you wait, the more likely the bacterial or viral infection has time to invade your body.


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Re: I hate myself [Re: qman]
    #18786930 - 09/01/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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qman said:
You want to urinate quickly after sexual activity to force anything out of the penis, the longer you wait, the more likely the bacterial or viral infection has time to evade your body.




evade my body, hmmm...

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Re: I hate myself [Re: The Vapor]
    #18787069 - 09/01/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's not gay until balls touch


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Re: I hate myself [Re: blackglass6219]
    #18787114 - 09/01/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

you're the second person to say that today.


I think it's a rule of thumb in 3somes involving a girl lol


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Re: I hate myself [Re: memes]
    #18787131 - 09/01/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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memes said:
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dontknow said:
put hand sanitizer/alcohol in my urethra (somehow didn't burn as bad as I thought it would lol) 





:whatwhatwhat:



It felt better than the BJ did


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Re: I hate myself [Re: dontknow]
    #18787139 - 09/01/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you identify as bisexual? Or bicurious?


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Re: I hate myself [Re: dontknow] * 2
    #18787140 - 09/01/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dontknow said:
I let a guy give me a bj last and I wholeheartedly regret that.
I was just wanting to get off and he was willing. This was a huge mistake.

It wasn't even slightly enjoyable.
I was just in a rush to get it out of the way and i hate it :sad:
Now I feel worthless. I really wanted to die afterwards.

Don't be in a rush to have sex especially if you're young. I feel like I've got nothing to offer anymore... i would do anything to change this.




:bitch: "I got a BJ, wah-wah."


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Re: I hate myself [Re: qman]
    #18787144 - 09/01/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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qman said:
You want to urinate quickly after sexual activity to force anything out of the penis, the longer you wait, the more likely the bacterial or viral infection has time to invade your body.




Wayv' Lay's Ranchch


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Re: I hate myself [Re: dontknow]
    #18787172 - 09/01/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Quote:

memes said:
Quote:

dontknow said:
put hand sanitizer/alcohol in my urethra (somehow didn't burn as bad as I thought it would lol) 





:whatwhatwhat:



It felt better than the BJ did



:lmafo:

sorry, sorry.  I really couldn't help myself.  I'm trying to be sensitive here.


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Re: I hate myself [Re: NWlight]
    #18787203 - 09/01/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Man I could really go for a Bj right now....



OP, serious question.        Did you cum?


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Re: I hate myself [Re: The5thElement]
    #18787217 - 09/01/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Man I could really go for a Bj right now....



OP, serious question.        Did you cum?




If he did, is he officially gay now?


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Re: I hate myself [Re: qman]
    #18787239 - 09/01/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No but if he did cum, how could he possibly be disappointed with getting a free bj?


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Re: I hate myself [Re: The5thElement]
    #18787242 - 09/01/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

For the record, I think you could have sex with a man and still not be gay. Getting a bj from men does not make you gay.


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Re: I hate myself [Re: The5thElement] * 3
    #18787278 - 09/01/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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For the record, I think you could have sex with a man and still not be gay.






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Re: I hate myself [Re: The5thElement]
    #18787283 - 09/01/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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For the record, I think you could have sex with a man and still not be gay. Getting a bj from men does not make you gay.




What about anal sex?  That's hardcore gay, no debate about it.


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Re: I hate myself [Re: qman]
    #18787284 - 09/01/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You know, there's this little thing called "bisexuality"...

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Re: I hate myself [Re: Labs4858]
    #18787292 - 09/01/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yes it is incomprehensible for some to believe that, and I think that's just kinda absurd to be honest.


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Re: I hate myself [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #18787297 - 09/01/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yea exactly. its like an unspoken rule within the society of brosephs. do it once and you are in the clear as long as you didn't really enjoy it. but do it twice and the shrooms may have infact made you gay.


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Re: I hate myself [Re: qman]
    #18787298 - 09/01/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

The5thElement said:
For the record, I think you could have sex with a man and still not be gay. Getting a bj from men does not make you gay.




What about anal sex?  That's hardcore gay, no debate about it.





anal with a man? That would be the same as what I first said... That having sex with a man doesn't necessarily make you gay.


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