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Super awkward situation with friend 12
#18786495 - 09/01/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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*sigh* story time shroomery.
yesterday at my friends house I was using his computer for a second to do a google search with him watching over my shoulder. The last thing he had typed into google was "underage gay hentai"and we both sat silently as I pushed backspace to get rid of it.
we both know that I saw it, he was sitting right there watching. He tells everyone he's straight and I'm friends with his girlfriend.
I didn't say anything and neither did he and we haven't talked since 
make me feel better, tell me something really awkward that you've seen on a friend's internet history.
or at least how the hell to talk to him about this
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 14
#18786499 - 09/01/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: *sigh* story time shroomery.
yesterday at my friends house I was using his computer for a second to do a google search with him watching over my shoulder. The last thing he had typed into google was "underage gay hentai"and we both sat silently as I pushed backspace to get rid of it.
we both know that I saw it, he was sitting right there watching.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 17
#18786500 - 09/01/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I woulda just went with it and hit enter
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 10
#18786502 - 09/01/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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do a search on it and share with him your favorite pictures
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mr sniffles] 3
#18786504 - 09/01/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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k3nnyw said: do a search on it and share with him your favorite pictures 
This is the only way to go
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mr sniffles] 1
#18786506 - 09/01/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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k3nnyw said: do a search on it and share with him your favorite pictures 
right!!? I mean who Doesn't enjoy some good ole underage gay hentai??? I know I do!!
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 1
#18786508 - 09/01/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe he just typed it in on a random impulse out of sheer curiosity
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 3
#18786509 - 09/01/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe he has a legitimate reason for looking it up..
total horseshit but did it make you feel better at least?
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now you have to express your interest in something too.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: lazyfingers]
#18786519 - 09/01/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My boss had been looking at bear singles webpages.
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: I woulda just went with it and hit enter

machinest always bringing the lolz
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Shroomslip]
#18786533 - 09/01/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Maybe he has a legitimate reason for looking it up..
total horseshit but did it make you feel better at least?
a little 
maybe next time he comes over I'll accidentally leave some lesbian rimjob porn open or something 
kind of even the playing field.
In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18786544 - 09/01/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: or at least how the hell to talk to him about this
Is he a good friend? I don't know if I could ever discuss something like that unless they were family, maybe
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: gzuf]
#18786549 - 09/01/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've known him maybe 2 years. i'm better friends with his girlfriend to be honest we go way back. which almost makes it worse hahaha
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 5
#18786551 - 09/01/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Went to use google on a friends computer and the last things on is search history was premature ejaculation and how to last longer
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Beefcakemighty] 4
#18786564 - 09/01/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to make an effort to erase the history on my parents computer because my dad had a thing for teenage black squirters.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: koods]
#18786569 - 09/01/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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awh what the FUCK that's hilarious koods
im glad my dad had his own computer I have zero curiosity into what gets him off
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18786577 - 09/01/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i remember my dads history of "adult toys"
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mr sniffles]
#18786605 - 09/01/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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why didn't you just ask him like "BRO!! WTF??? that shit is weird and uncool!" well the underage part... go over there and show him some good old dick and pussy pr0n and set him straight!! he's on a path to destruction of many young Chinese bung holes!! do the world a favor and get him off that weird shit!
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mr sniffles] 1
#18786616 - 09/01/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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this thread OP maybe you should just bluntly ask him what is going on with that search history and see what he says.
where the real problem lies is the "underage" part of that whole thing. thats kinda fucked and lets hope hes not some serial strangler/rapey clown in his down time, and your his next victim because you know his secret
shit could get real bro..
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mr sniffles]
#18786619 - 09/01/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Friends computer, i open new tab recent pages, wikipedia article on penis enlargement. Not to mention he was on the verge of breaking up with his girlfriend at the time. I never brought it up to him,
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Friends computer, i open new tab recent pages, wikipedia article on penis enlargement. Not to mention he was on the verge of breaking up with his girlfriend at the time. I never brought it up to him, 
in a weird way I think it would make me feel better about myself knowing my friend had a micropenis.
like the next time he gave me shit even though I wouldn't say it out loud I just wouldn't let it phase me
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18786656 - 09/01/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: *sigh* story time shroomery.
yesterday at my friends house I was using his computer for a second to do a google search with him watching over my shoulder. The last thing he had typed into google was "underage gay hentai"and we both sat silently as I pushed backspace to get rid of it.
we both know that I saw it, he was sitting right there watching. He tells everyone he's straight and I'm friends with his girlfriend.
I didn't say anything and neither did he and we haven't talked since 
make me feel better, tell me something really awkward that you've seen on a friend's internet history.
or at least how the hell to talk to him about this
What is "hentai"?
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my friend said he once caught the lines "how to eat pussy" on the search engine on my computer, but i seriously don't know who it was, it wasn't me. i was a bit insulted because i practically drown in the pussy.
nwlight, your friend is a noob.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: qman]
#18786674 - 09/01/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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qman said: What is "hentai"?
Anime porn.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18786692 - 09/01/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It was for a research project. true story.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NetDiver]
#18786731 - 09/01/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said:
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qman said: What is "hentai"?
Anime porn.
Wow, this is crazy then, earth shattering news!
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 1
#18786834 - 09/01/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said:
Quote:
Shroomslip said: Maybe he has a legitimate reason for looking it up..
total horseshit but did it make you feel better at least?
a little 
maybe next time he comes over I'll accidentally leave some lesbian rimjob porn open or something 
kind of even the playing field.
In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.
this could be a similar situation.
wot
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the mad machinest said: I woulda just went with it and hit enter
hahahaha
If it were me, I wouldnt get involved. Peoples personal lives, thats their own business. its not like he was watching real kid porn or something, isnt hentai like a cartoon? I dunno. Ive always believed that what people do between the sheets is their own business so long as no one else is getting hurt.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 2
#18787236 - 09/01/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Blackmail him for money, then fuck his girlfriend.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Smokey420]
#18787509 - 09/01/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe his girl is into that shit.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18787517 - 09/01/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.

LOL what? What troop were you in? If you accidentally saw another wang you had to make your chakras balance by whipping it out casually in front of him next time you saw him?
That's how you get homosexual partners in bathroom stalls. And tapping your foot underneath, amongst others..
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Adden]
#18787587 - 09/01/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn, if I were you OP in that situation I would have totally commented on it. I like to make shit awkward though I just kinda see life as overall kinda silly though so even in awkward situations I see the humour in it all, if I didn't comment though I would have played it off as if I didn't see it... But it sounds like in your situation that kinda couldn't happen, so yep. Totaly would have been like, Damn, you gay bro?
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: The5thElement]
#18787640 - 09/01/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn, you gay bro?

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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 1
#18787739 - 09/01/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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just because he's looking at gay porn doesn't mean you should question his sexuality. if our internet searches defined who we are, i'd be a lesbian panda.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18787746 - 09/01/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What does it matter, just ask him about it, we have all looked up things we are ashamed to admit... I for one searched for those old pogs once, my friend saw and all was forgiven before long, teen hentai may be a different matter, but its for him to be embarrassed, not you. or don't say anything til his birthday and buy him a subscription to cartoon netweork
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Haxx]
#18787752 - 09/01/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I searched tub girl once
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claraclairvoyant said: just because he's looking at gay porn doesn't mean you should question his sexuality. if our internet searches defined who we are, i'd be a lesbian panda.
*edited for terrible typing and brain functioning
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18787948 - 09/02/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said:
Quote:
Shroomslip said: Maybe he has a legitimate reason for looking it up..
total horseshit but did it make you feel better at least?
a little 
maybe next time he comes over I'll accidentally leave some lesbian rimjob porn open or something 
kind of even the playing field.
In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.
this could be a similar situation.
reminds me of that workaholics episode ahahah yeah, leave some lesbian porn up or something
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: SeattleBlue]
#18787970 - 09/02/13 01:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If your friends with the girlfriend I would definitely tell her. This just seems like something one should know about their partner I would think.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#18787984 - 09/02/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ya no, don't tell the GF that is the worst piece of advice ever. If you really want to do anything tell him that he should be telling the GF. Either way it's crazy awkward haha and a bit funny.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18788085 - 09/02/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Isn't that from a movie or something?
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oh god! if internet searches defined who we are, i'd be... some fucked up shit.
my search history is turned off though. i don't need to be reminded that i was searching for "weird things people stick in their anuses" or "tranny dog fuck" while on ambien (or boredom).
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
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yeah thats strongawkwardicanhearyoubreathing/10
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ReginaldPMcpoop said: I searched tub girl once
I just woke up in a drunken stopper and read this, now I shall go back to sleep laughing!!!!
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Look I don't want to be the voice for that I DON'T
but half the shit on youtube is young male anime character stills doing gay shit with each other
that's weird though, cuz my friend was kinda into that when we were younger because he thought it was funny/fun and he turned out really gay
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Konyap]
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Searching for tub girl as we speak.....Never even heard of her before, hmmmm lets see what we find.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: The5thElement]
#18789159 - 09/02/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well first thing that pops up is urban dictionary describing what the video is, so I definatly wont be watching this
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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The5thElement said: Well first thing that pops up is urban dictionary describing what the video is, so I definatly wont be watching this

is it bad that after reading the description I would want to see it more? not to fap, purely curiosity.
and for the record, I have seen tub girl. everyone should see tub girl.
I think some of us are beyond saving.
as acidic sloth said:
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Acidic_Sloth said: oh god! if internet searches defined who we are, i'd be... some fucked up shit.
my search history is turned off though. i don't need to be reminded that i was searching for "weird things people stick in their anuses" or "tranny dog fuck" while on ambien (or boredom).
so i'm not even that freaked out. The aweful part was the following silence. I wish he would've been like "haha, oh, that's just this thing.... wanna throw a football?"
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18789921 - 09/02/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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can't you like.... I dunno make fun of him or something
like just act like you told everyone a couple times to give him a clue?
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claraclairvoyant said: just because he's looking at gay porn doesn't mean you should question his sexuality. if our internet searches defined who we are, i'd be a lesbian panda.
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but it said underage that's like not a good vibe i think
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18790131 - 09/02/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Act like you never saw it; Just because he has a girlfriend doesn't mean he's not allowed to do this kind of thing. Consider it a one off IMO.
Awkward story: One of my friends was over at a friend's house, and on his computer history saw that he was on 4chan, looking at the board /d/ (chicks with dicks)
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: deadwk]
#18790300 - 09/02/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've looked at chicks with dicks but i'm not into tranny porn at ALL.
Further proving the point you can't really judge someone by their google history.
just wish he would've said something. we BOTH know that I DEFINITELY saw it
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] 2
#18790336 - 09/02/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's the underage part that I find troubling.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Dark_Star]
#18790400 - 09/02/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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me too 
like idk if I can go through hangin out with this guy alone again with that elephant in the room.
maybe at parties or group settings we could be cool.
unless we find a way to talk about it straight up.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18790410 - 09/02/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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just ask him what was up with that.
he will either tell you the truth, make up a lie etc.
but any lack of communication is going to end everything
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said: unless we find a way to talk about it straight up.
lol this is an oxymoron. you shouldn't have to "find a way" to talk about something straight up. if it's straight up then it's straight up man. just lay it on him
and what's with the "we" you think he's gonna play a part in initiating the conversation? hell no this is on you if you wanna talk about it with him
life is short life passes you by quick sometimes you gotta be bold. "so like, are you a pedo or do you only like underage porn if it's cartoon"
then based on how he reacts you can tell if he's lying or not
and it would be like bad and negative if he was a pedo cuz then he could ruin little kids and turn them into pedos too. so I dunno
have fun
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Sheekle]
#18790419 - 09/02/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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thanks sheek you have a way with words that always makes me feel better 

think im gonna ask him if he wants to get drinks later and just ask him about it to his face. I don't want to lose a friend over this and i'll judge by his response how far into this he is
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18790445 - 09/02/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used my dads phone once to text a friend when I younger.
One of the texts showed some of the word dildo and money (you know how texts show a couple of lines of it without fully opening it)
Well curiosity got the best of me and I went through it.
Apparently my dad had been getting some pretty expensive escorts while he was out of town and forgot his dildo and my dad text her back saying he accidentally gave her an extra 50$ (he paid 1200 based on the texts).
It was pretty fucked up. I've never said anything to my mom and the only other person that knew was my sister who has passed away.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: JusTsHroomiNn]
#18790475 - 09/02/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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my dad is pretty rich and he travels a lot for business, I've had my suspicions but zero proof 
he ADORES my mom and is straight edge in every way.
but I wish I could catch him doing SOMETHING, after all the shit he's caught me in it would be nice to have some ammo haha
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18790821 - 09/02/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: think im gonna ask him if he wants to get drinks later and just ask him about it to his face. I don't want to lose a friend over this and i'll judge by his response how far into this he is
Good idea. Something like this happens, you gotta talk about it. Communication saves friendships.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: theRAPeutic]
#18791093 - 09/02/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'd stay out of it. the underage aspect of it is troubling, but you really don't know the whole story. as long as you don't have any additional suspicions about your friend then i would just let it go.
also, thank jeebus for ccleaner.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: millzy]
#18791106 - 09/02/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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He may have been proving that inernet rule 34 and 41 are concrete, I mean hell I googled man fucks penguin earlier for the fuck of it.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: millzy]
#18791140 - 09/02/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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millzy said: i'd stay out of it. the underage aspect of it is troubling, but you really don't know the whole story. as long as you don't have any additional suspicions about your friend then i would just let it go.
also, thank jeebus for ccleaner. 
I think the issue is that he does have suspicions. Also, if there's more to the story than how it looks, no problem asking him about it. In fact, he'd probably be eager to explain himself.
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#18791257 - 09/02/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said: I think the issue is that he does have suspicions. Also, if there's more to the story than how it looks, no problem asking him about it. In fact, he'd probably be eager to explain himself. 
i didn't catch that he has additional suspicions. op - do you have additional suspicions?
i'm a kinky fucker. i'm not into kids or anything, but i don't think i'd be very enthusiastic about discussing my fetishes with even my closest friends. i'm not condoning turning a blind eye towards someone who is potentially harming children, but i'm also not condoning prying into someone's business that isn't anyone else's. as disturbing as "loli" hentai is, it is legal. at least as far as i know. i wouldn't tread anywhere with a friend that i didn't feel like i have to.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: millzy]
#18791263 - 09/02/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said: I think the issue is that he does have suspicions. Also, if there's more to the story than how it looks, no problem asking him about it. In fact, he'd probably be eager to explain himself. 
i didn't catch that he has additional suspicions. op - do you have additional suspicions?
i'm a kinky fucker. i'm not into kids or anything, but i don't think i'd be very enthusiastic about discussing my fetishes with even my closest friends. i'm not condoning turning a blind eye towards someone who is potentially harming children, but i'm also not condoning prying into someone's business that isn't anyone else's. as disturbing as "loli" hentai is, it is legal. at least as far as i know. i wouldn't tread anywhere with a friend that i didn't feel like i have to.
pretty much my thoughts, verbatim.
no additional suspicions, he isn't like "Weird" and his gf is SUPER smart, she would notice if he was disappearing at night and stalking playgrounds and shit
its just that we BOTH know I saw it. if I was just borrowing his computer and saw it, i wouldn't care. but something that shocking has to be addressed as uncomfortable as it may be.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18791277 - 09/02/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: she would notice if he was disappearing at night and stalking playgrounds and shit
I don't think it's really common for pedophiles to "disappear at night to stalk playgrounds and shit"
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18791305 - 09/02/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: pretty much my thoughts, verbatim.
no additional suspicions, he isn't like "Weird" and his gf is SUPER smart, she would notice if he was disappearing at night and stalking playgrounds and shit
its just that we BOTH know I saw it. if I was just borrowing his computer and saw it, i wouldn't care. but something that shocking has to be addressed as uncomfortable as it may be.
plus dude, if you're better friends with the g/f you might create some unwanted tension by making him think that you're trying to get dirt on him to get to her.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18791307 - 09/02/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sometimes people look up random shit on their computer at a party or getting baked and looking up shocking shit for the hell of it. Besides, it's anime
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18791312 - 09/02/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: I've looked at chicks with dicks but i'm not into tranny porn at ALL.
Further proving the point you can't really judge someone by their google history.
just wish he would've said something. we BOTH know that I DEFINITELY saw it 
By definition, isn't a chick with a dick really a dude?
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: koods]
#18791317 - 09/02/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: I've looked at chicks with dicks but i'm not into tranny porn at ALL.
Further proving the point you can't really judge someone by their google history.
just wish he would've said something. we BOTH know that I DEFINITELY saw it 
By definition, isn't a chick with a dick really a dude?
If your definition of a dude is "A person with a dick" then yes 
But that's not discounting the fact that many people feel as if they're the opposite gender than what their body says, and will go to lengths to try and change that
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Adden]
#18791383 - 09/02/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.

LOL what? What troop were you in? If you accidentally saw another wang you had to make your chakras balance by whipping it out casually in front of him next time you saw him?
That's how you get homosexual partners in bathroom stalls. And tapping your foot underneath, amongst others..
Its has to be your right foot you tap in the stalls... seen it in to many stall walls saying to tap right foot at so and so time for a BJ. Oh the joys of long haul trucking...
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Sheekle]
#18791384 - 09/02/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Once and for all a "chick with a dick" is NOT a "chick with a dick"
it is a MAN with BOOBS and it is hella gay.
I don't even dislike gays. one of my best friends is gay. but people who watch tranny porn and feel all secure in their heterosexuality gotta stay honest w/ themselves
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#18791389 - 09/02/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dudes with boobs or dolls with balls.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Beefcakemighty]
#18791397 - 09/02/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beefcakemighty said: dudes with boobs or dolls with balls.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Adden]
#18791519 - 09/02/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.

LOL what? What troop were you in? If you accidentally saw another wang you had to make your chakras balance by whipping it out casually in front of him next time you saw him?
That's how you get homosexual partners in bathroom stalls. And tapping your foot underneath, amongst others..
I was taking a piss at a urinal today and standing next to me was Kevin Spacey. Based on the demographics of his entourage, I'm at least twenty year too old for him, though.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18791566 - 09/02/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: Once and for all a "chick with a dick" is NOT a "chick with a dick"
it is a MAN with BOOBS and it is hella gay.
I don't even dislike gays. one of my best friends is gay. but people who watch tranny porn and feel all secure in their heterosexuality gotta stay honest w/ themselves
What's interesting, though, is a study I remember reading said that the majority of people who are aroused by tranny porn are self-described "heterosexual". If you think about it, it makes sense--if you were full-on gay, why would you be aroused by someone who looks 95% like a woman? Of course, it's certainly strange to also be aroused by dicks if you call yourself heterosexual, but it seems to be more of a fetish than an indication of repressed homosexuality. Ask yourself why many free online porn sites, targeted to hetero men (the largest demographic consuming porn online), have a category for shemale porn?
Human sexuality is certainly weird at times.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: deCypher]
#18791585 - 09/02/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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weirder the better 
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What I wonder is, who gets aroused by dudes with 'ginas?
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: deCypher]
#18791627 - 09/02/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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stop making me feel insecure about myself 
also proving the point that people search fucked up shit even if they aren't into it, I just went to buck angel's website 
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It's rather disturbing to contemplate how good plastic surgery/hormone technology is these days. Tucker Max has a story where a friend of his argues (pretty convincingly) that the odds are, if you've had a lot of sexual encounters, you've probably had sex with at least one post-op transexual.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: deCypher]
#18795676 - 09/03/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gonna go with B. At least it looks like a women. I'll make sure to give her a reach around.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Beefcakemighty] 2
#18795767 - 09/03/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beefcakemighty said: Gonna go with B. At least it looks like a women. I'll make sure to give her a reach around. 
She has a really nice cock.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Sheekle]
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NWlight said: she would notice if he was disappearing at night and stalking playgrounds and shit
I don't think it's really common for pedophiles to "disappear at night to stalk playgrounds and shit"
Yeah everybody knows kids are there during the day only
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Tripsurfer]
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Hilarious story
And decypher, why'd you have to go and get me all uncomfortable  It's just weird and I can't decide which I would do. Chick with a dick is mostly chick, but that's a huge cock. Intimidating really. Dude with a vag is very dude-like, but has a vag instead of that raging dick.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#18796349 - 09/03/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the chick with the cock is pretty hot once ya get passed the dick!
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yeah but it's a dick
getting past a dick takes some balls.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18796486 - 09/03/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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getting past a dick takes some balls.
that bitch has some big balls and a monster cock! enough for all three of us
but seriously if I HAD to pick one it'd be her cause she resembles a woman and has tits and hair and stuff. not a bald tattooed muscle man
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I've looked up equally fucked up shit to post on 4chan or otherwise troll. A possibility...
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The cock is pretty hot if you can get passed the chick!
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: koods]
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: deCypher]
#18796591 - 09/03/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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deCypher said: What I wonder is, who gets aroused by dudes with 'ginas?

Is it weird that I want a MFF threesome with the Tranny chick??
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: allister]
#18796601 - 09/03/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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what mff?
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allister
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Male Female Female.
Me, tranny and some other equally hot girl. 
or is that MFT?
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: allister] 1
#18796733 - 09/03/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i would love to see the two of them bang
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: allister]
#18796755 - 09/03/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Definitely MFT.
Yeah, I guess I would do the chick with the dick after thinking about it. The chick to dick ratio is better than the dude with a vag.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
#18796873 - 09/03/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Two options be "polite" and stay quiet however with all of my friends we are ALL out in the open. Maybe say something like hey i saw it you saw it and I know you know I saw it. We're cool but wtf man? I'm female so we talk about everything. Good luck!
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: molly21molly] 1
#18796972 - 09/03/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I once let a buddy live at my place for a few months because he was having rough times and I was looking through my browser history to find an site I couldn't remember the name of and I found gay porn in my browser history on my computer.
Just ignored it and carried on, funny part is he's a giant homophobe.. Kinda ironic really.. Wonder what would happen if I ever brought that up though.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: allister] 1
#18797059 - 09/03/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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allister said: I once let a buddy live at my place for a few months because he was having rough times and I was looking through my browser history to find an site I couldn't remember the name of and I found gay porn in my browser history on my computer.
Just ignored it and carried on, funny part is he's a giant homophobe.. Kinda ironic really.. Wonder what would happen if I ever brought that up though.
We are getting to the point in our culture where you can pretty much assume that the reason certain people are homophobes is because they are trying to hide the fact that the are gay homosexuals.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: koods]
#18797919 - 09/04/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd definatly go with B guys. I mean at least she's hot and still has somewhere to put your weeny in, that dude looks like a dude and has a pretty nasty looking snatch. Id take the girl with the giant cock anyday over that guy
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: The5thElement]
#18798070 - 09/04/13 05:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck that I'd throw a blanket over the guy If I have to.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Konyap]
#18798073 - 09/04/13 05:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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And use a ball gag.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Konyap]
#18798216 - 09/04/13 07:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Incognito window people, holy shit.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18798233 - 09/04/13 07:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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WTF? What the fuck is "gay hentai"?
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mpd]
#18798236 - 09/04/13 07:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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your mum.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: elborito]
#18798306 - 09/04/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nothing quite that taboo(it could also be sooo much worse, that's awkward but it's cartoons..can you imagine finding actual kiddy porn on a friends computer?).
My friend let me hook up my projector to his laptop at a party, and when I went to type in youtube to the search bar a bunch of youporn links popped up instead. I tried to be super discreet and got rid of it as fast as possible and didn't say anything. All he said was "shit I really have to remember to clear my web history or stop jacking off so much" and that broke the awkwardness and everyone just laughed. If it was something particularly taboo, which it wasn't(I feel like people who don't watch porn are by far the minority), it would've been a bit more awkward, but even then as long as it's not actual kiddy porn(beastiality would freak me out too, probably) or brutal rape porn or whatever, then it's no biggie. Go talk to your friend and shrug it off and let him deal with his sexuality on his own.
To be honest, I probably would've called him out because I tend to do that when I want to make things less awkward by getting it out in the open and not letting it fester..whatever gets your rocks off, as long as it's not actual children.
This is probably easier said than done because this situation does seem mega awkward.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mpd]
#18798307 - 09/04/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mpd said: WTF? What the fuck is "gay hentai"?
I guess you are going to have to google that.
^^^^OP Take note. Maybe things are not what they seem. They probably are
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: elborito]
#18798314 - 09/04/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Forget about it and move on, he's still the same person he was before you saw it.
What people fantasize about is a fantasy, and nothing more. (In most cases) I realize there are people who take them too far.
But a friend is a friend, and the fact that he may or may not like boys is not anyone's concern but his. (Unless he starts kidnapping underage boys and making them up to resemble hentai characters)
Just keep an eye out!
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: 1234go]
#18798337 - 09/04/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Two stories of awkwardness...
One time I was riding in my friends car, and started looking through his CDs. I find one I want to check out the sleeve on, so I pop it open, and out comes a polaroid of a penis. That was quite a moment of silence, but then we just laughed it off.
This other time, I was working as a PC Tech and was on a mission to install software updates on all the computers in one of our buildings. Employees were typically enthusiastic to see me, because they immediately ran out for an extended lunch while I hacked on their PC.
So I get to this one office, and the two older ladies take off for lunch. I sit down and start working on the older ones PC, when I come across a folder full of pics of her going to town on a girl who appears to be in her late teens. Now, the employee is old and pretty nasty, but whatever, porn is porn, and not really a big deal in the internet age.
I finish the install, and go to the other girls desk. I quickly notice she has framed pictures on her desk, and half of them include the teenage girl that was getting railed by her co-worker in the pics I found. It turns out that the girl is her daughter, and her co-worker is apparently banging her. That was a touchy situation.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Nabuca]
#18798344 - 09/04/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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wait so some old nasty bitch is bangin her co-workers daughter?
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: elborito]
#18798355 - 09/04/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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elborito said: wait so some old nasty bitch is bangin her co-workers daughter? 
Pretty much. Technically I was supposed to report the porno pics, home made or not, since it violated company policy. If I had, HR would have figured out the same thing I did, and not sure how that would have played out. I figured it was more amusing to let it slide, and the daughter continue to get lesbo-railed in secret.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Nabuca]
#18798386 - 09/04/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn, that is a good story.
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: koods]
#18798404 - 09/04/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous browser for all your porn needs. Problem solved
As for the OP that's pretty fucking funny, but I suppose that could do a number on your friend psychologically especially if you know his gf. May be a good idea to clear the air or at the least hit him up to chill like nothing happened
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My last search is "yellow pee pee monster".
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Nabuca]
#18798546 - 09/04/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not gonna lie, that story was hot!!
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JacksonMetaller said: Anonymous browser for all your porn needs. Problem solved
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