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OfflineLuSiD enthusiast
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18786619 - 09/01/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Friends computer, i open new tab recent pages, wikipedia article on penis enlargement. Not to mention he was on the verge of breaking up with his girlfriend at the time. I never brought it up to him, :feelsweirdman:


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18786645 - 09/01/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Friends computer, i open new tab recent pages, wikipedia article on penis enlargement. Not to mention he was on the verge of breaking up with his girlfriend at the time. I never brought it up to him, :feelsweirdman:



in a weird way I think it would make me feel better about myself knowing my friend had a micropenis.


like the next time he gave me shit even though I wouldn't say it out loud I just wouldn't let it phase me :lol:


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
    #18786656 - 09/01/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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NWlight said:
*sigh* story time shroomery.

yesterday at my friends house I was using his computer for a second to do a google search with him watching over my shoulder.  The last thing he had typed into google was  "underage gay hentai"and we both sat silently as I pushed backspace to get rid of it.


we both know that I saw it, he was sitting right there watching.  He tells everyone he's straight and I'm friends with his girlfriend.


I didn't say anything and neither did he and we haven't talked since :sad:



make me feel better, tell me something really awkward that you've seen on a friend's internet history.

or at least how the hell to talk to him about this




What is "hentai"?


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18786657 - 09/01/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my friend said he once caught the lines "how to eat pussy" on the search engine on my computer, but i seriously don't know who it was, it wasn't me. i was a bit insulted because i practically drown in the pussy.


nwlight, your friend is a noob. :butthead:


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: qman]
    #18786674 - 09/01/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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qman said:
What is "hentai"?



Anime porn.


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
    #18786692 - 09/01/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It was for a research project. true story.


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NetDiver]
    #18786731 - 09/01/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

qman said:
What is "hentai"?



Anime porn.




Wow, this is crazy then, earth shattering news!


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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18786834 - 09/01/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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NWlight said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Maybe he has a legitimate reason for looking it up..

total horseshit but did it make you feel better at least?



a little :sad:


maybe next time he comes over I'll accidentally leave some lesbian rimjob porn open or something :fonda:

kind of even the playing field.



In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.


this could be a similar situation.




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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: the mad machinest] * 1
    #18786855 - 09/01/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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the mad machinest said:
I woulda just went with it and hit enter:shrug:




hahahaha

If it were me, I wouldnt get involved. Peoples personal lives, thats their own business. its not like he was watching real kid porn or something, isnt hentai like a cartoon? I dunno. Ive always believed that what people do between the sheets is their own business so long as no one else is getting hurt.


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] * 2
    #18787236 - 09/01/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Blackmail him for money, then fuck his girlfriend. :yarly:


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Smokey420]
    #18787509 - 09/01/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe his girl is into that shit.


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
    #18787517 - 09/01/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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NWlight said:
In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.




:lol:

LOL what? What troop were you in? If you accidentally saw another wang you had to make your chakras balance by whipping it out casually in front of him next time you saw him?

That's how you get homosexual partners in bathroom stalls. And tapping your foot underneath, amongst others..


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Adden]
    #18787587 - 09/01/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, if I were you OP in that situation I would have totally commented on it. I like to make shit awkward though :lol: I just kinda see life as overall kinda silly though so even in awkward situations I see the humour in it all, if I didn't comment though I would have played it off as if I didn't see it... But it sounds like in your situation that kinda couldn't happen, so yep. Totaly would have been like, Damn, you gay bro?  :chilldog:  :jimmorrison:  :gump:


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: The5thElement]
    #18787640 - 09/01/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Damn, you gay bro?




:lolsy:


I wish I had your wit, that would've been the perfect way to handle it


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18787739 - 09/01/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

just because he's looking at gay porn doesn't mean you should question his sexuality. if our internet searches defined who we are, i'd be a lesbian panda.

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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
    #18787746 - 09/01/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What does it matter, just ask him about it, we have all looked up things we are ashamed to admit... I for one  searched for those old pogs once, my friend saw and all was forgiven before long, teen hentai may be a different matter, but its for him to be embarrassed, not you. or don't say anything til his birthday and buy him a subscription to cartoon netweork


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: Haxx]
    #18787752 - 09/01/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I searched tub girl once


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18787878 - 09/02/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
just because he's looking at gay porn doesn't mean you should question his sexuality. if our internet searches defined who we are, i'd be a lesbian panda.

*edited for terrible typing and brain functioning





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OfflineSeattleBlue
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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: NWlight]
    #18787948 - 09/02/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Maybe he has a legitimate reason for looking it up..

total horseshit but did it make you feel better at least?



a little :sad:


maybe next time he comes over I'll accidentally leave some lesbian rimjob porn open or something :fonda:

kind of even the playing field.



In boy scouts there was a unspoken law if you accidentally saw another guy's dick you had to have your dick VERY visible next time you were peeing together to make all right with the universe otherwise your friendship is forever stained.


this could be a similar situation.



reminds me of that workaholics episode ahahah
yeah, leave some lesbian porn up or something


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Re: Super awkward situation with friend [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18787970 - 09/02/13 01:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If your friends with the girlfriend I would definitely tell her.  This just seems like something one should know about their partner I would think.


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