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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18780713 - 08/31/13 09:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Trouble is she had a big shiny ring on her finger.






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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman? [Re: Adden]
    #18780838 - 08/31/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Dystopia said:
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nicechrisman said:
Trouble is she had a big shiny ring on her finger.









:amusedapplause: Oh, what a classic.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18781186 - 08/31/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Well after so much build up, I'm a bit embarrassed to say that nothing really happened. Had a nice time hanging out with this gal and her boyfriend. Had some good conversation, some BBQ, some beers and some bud, but no sexytime. It was a damn nice night out and they seemed like really nice people. Learned more about her BF's back issues and kinda gave him the opportunity to talk/vent about it a little bit, which seemed like it was good for him. If they are swingers, they are not super up front about it, but it still felt like they were kinda feeling me out and wanting to get to know me. They seemed to enjoy my stories of my travels and martial art experiences and stuff. I taught them some things about their garden.

I must admit guys, the temptation was here to tell a lie in order to make this an epic and more entertaining story, but I am not a liar, and I hope you can all at least respect that.

I imagine I could bang this chick if I really had a mind to, but after having met her BF and stuff, I don't think I'd really pursue it unless it was offered up.




:yeahthatsfunny:

so she set up a play date for her husband?

:lol:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: current]
    #18784330 - 09/01/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Next time I'll be all like "yeah we can be friends. I want to be the kind of friends where I have sex with your girl OK?"


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18784674 - 09/01/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:murray: atta boy


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: current]
    #18784992 - 09/01/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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current said:
so she set up a play date for her husband?

:lol:




So the black widow is sent out to bring dinner home for curious hubby? Interesting.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18803025 - 09/05/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Next time I'll be all like "yeah we can be friends. I want to be the kind of friends where I have sex with your girl OK?"




Are you planning on seeing them again? I'm curious to hear about your adventures.
I live vicariously through others, seeing as I'm in a relationship right now. :lol:
I can't allow myself to seek thrills at the expense of my love, nothing wrong with hearing a good story though! :thumbup:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18804493 - 09/05/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, they seemed like nice people, and I still get the impression that maybe they wanna swing, but are just a little shy or something. I was def picking up some unusual vibes, but I'm not sure what it was.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18804515 - 09/05/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Are you going to hang out with them more?


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Futuresight]
    #18804520 - 09/05/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah I will. They invited me over tonight for BBQ, but I couldn't make it because I have Aikido class. I'm sure I'll see them again soon though.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Futuresight]
    #18804519 - 09/05/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He's gonna sex them.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18804523 - 09/05/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:idhitit:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18804529 - 09/05/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Excited for you man! :happyclaps:

Did you tell them about your plant use? Or does that not seem like a good idea?


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Futuresight]
    #18804549 - 09/05/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

We've talked (and smoked) ganja, but we haven't talked cactus. I mentioned cacti a couple times cuz we were talking about gardening, but it never went to active cacti.


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Edited by nicechrisman (09/05/13 06:42 PM)


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18804620 - 09/05/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe eventually you three can have an experience together. :shockedpussy:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Futuresight]
    #18804656 - 09/05/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sooo its been about 10 pages - pics yet?


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18804660 - 09/05/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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He's gonna sex them.




Both of them?  I don't think so, it's called fuck the wife while the husband jerks it in the corner.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: qman]
    #18804711 - 09/05/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i want that t-shirt from Baseketballs of Matt Stone fucking that guys wife for a prank.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: qman]
    #18804754 - 09/05/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sham87 said:
He's gonna sex them.




Both of them?  I don't think so, it's called fuck the wife while the husband jerks it in the corner.



Whatever floats peoples boats. Not calling NCM gay, it was more of a joke.

On a side note, I would like to thank you Chris and Fee for turning me on to the Talking Heads. :awesome::thumbup:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18804757 - 09/05/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Your welcome


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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