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OfflinePatlal
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Where would you prefer to be locked up?
    #18784342 - 09/01/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You've been sentenced for a year. You are given the choice.

Choose your destiny
Where would you rather be locked up?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (09/01/13 05:38 AM) to (No end specified)
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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #18784412 - 09/01/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

reading the 3rd one gave me a boner.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
    #18784425 - 09/01/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I picked 3 because I assumed you have more freedom in 3.. The bad I was guessing is just dealing with the people listed.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18784426 - 09/01/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The 3rd one they arent gonna get  more  pregnant :awesomenod:


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: trekie] * 2
    #18784433 - 09/01/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No stal invalid poll get it together patlal you have been here longer than me sheesh!


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #18784434 - 09/01/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd just do my prison stretch.:shrug:

The psychos would keep you up at night:crazy2:,

and the teenage/pregnant/menopausal women would bore the fuck out of you during the day. :blah:

Ideally, I'd take a year of STAL,

but that's just me...  :yawn:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: vinsue]
    #18784525 - 09/01/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I voted for prison. A year of working out all day & eating chi-chis sounds a lot better than those other options.  I'd be huge by the time I got out.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18784541 - 09/01/13 09:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gilgamesh18 said:
No stal invalid poll get it together patlal you have been here longer than me sheesh!




You've been sentenced a year. You can stal all you want, but you have to serve it.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal]
    #18784890 - 09/01/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I took the asylum your all forgetting how medicated you'd be. That year would seem like a day!


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal]
    #18784911 - 09/01/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Swedish prison. Probably not much worse than student housing. I think their selection of vegan cuisine might be limited though.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18784927 - 09/01/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal]
    #18785026 - 09/01/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Throw my crazy ass in an asylum. I'd lose my shit if I ever had to go in a cage. I imagine it'd be white walls with restraints and periodic shots of antipsychotics. Hell I'm close to becoming unglued one day, thankfully I'd never hurt anyone but myself.

Also fail poll, no stal.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18785161 - 09/01/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
I took the asylum your all forgetting how medicated you'd be. That year would seem like a day!



hahaha this.


take enough benzos to black for a year and come out the other side with MAD withdrawals and probably some weight gain, but taper off and you'd be alright


also they have board games and shit.  and if you were legitimately not crazy you might even be able to bang some of the staff :derfase:


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: NWlight]
    #18785170 - 09/01/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

3 doesn't sound so bad, they would probably end up worshiping my dick after a few months.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal]
    #18785230 - 09/01/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

At least with the asylum you wouldn't need to take supplies, its gonna be a mad trip in a place like that. But in prison you could likely get supplies easier than out here.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Haxx]
    #18785288 - 09/01/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

if this actually happened I think we would all choose number 3


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal]
    #18786407 - 09/01/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sweden or Norway. It's more like a summer camp.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18786450 - 09/01/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I chose the last one. I got no problem with the preggos. :datass:

Otherwise I'd choose the asylum since they'd at least dope me up. But if I could choose literally anywhere to get locked up, I'd have to go with Norway.


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18786461 - 09/01/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Those scandinavians have the cushiest prisons on the planet


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18786464 - 09/01/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I choose #3

#2 If I can get some good drugs


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18786468 - 09/01/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18786732 - 09/01/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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k3nnyw said:
i picked the third option, but realistically i would go here:

http://thechive.com/2013/08/29/going-to-prison-in-norway-is-nicer-than-some-vacations-16-photos/




Do these jails do better than regular jails?


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Re: Where would you prefer to be locked up? [Re: Patlal]
    #18787681 - 09/01/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yes. A ton better actually. They actually have an extremely high rehabilitation rate / reintegration back into society compared to most countries.

It actually works... treating criminals with compassion like human beings. Whodathunkit?

I've read tons of studies, you can do the research if you want. I think Norway and Sweden have some of the lowest rates of re-offense. I think the recidivism rate in Norway is like 20%. In the US it is like 70%.


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