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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18782975 - 08/31/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That and the drug test that goes along with it


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18783040 - 08/31/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ran my hand threw a large torch blistered my fingers and burnt my fingernail blowing glass late night tired.

Broke my wrist dropping in a cement pool, used toilet paper rolls and duct tape for over a week before going in and getting a cast put on.  Still shredded the mt though.   

Broke my foot by like bending it in my bindings on my board.  board went to one side of a block of ice body went the other way.  road off the hill took the lift up the hill to the lot.  Took my foot out and it instantly ballooned and hurt like hell.  waited another week till it wouldn't fit in my sneakers anymore.

Almost pulled a Bono sliding out on ice and karate chopping a tree with the side of my head.  Knocked out for like a min slid down the hill on my board, got to the car ate a bandanna barfed and passed out for like 3 hours.

Got hit in the head with a beer bottle.

Run over by a cadi and drug some 50 feet.  Tire went across my guts and mashed my liver into five pieces and mashed up my intestines.Broke ribs and punctured my lungs.  Bled out twice.  one when it happened and a second time after the first surgery.  They missed a leak and pulled two liters of blood out of my stomach cavity.  That summer was crazy painful even with heavy opiates.  think i had an out of body experience I  remember looking down from like the ceiling and seeing the doctors pulling my guts out on the table and looking for the laceration..  They told my family that when i wake up that i 'd probably be a vegetable or at least have major brain damage from lack of oxygen.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: vinsue] * 5
    #18783083 - 08/31/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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vinsue said:
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lazyfingers said:
I got kidnapped when I was about 8. 






:classictroll: . . . :peace:



Why dont you post . . . :peace: in your sig lol


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 3
    #18783154 - 08/31/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you look carefully, and pay attention, you'll see that there is a ...:peace: in my sig. :huxleyfacepalm: . . . :peace:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: vinsue]
    #18783794 - 09/01/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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If you look carefully, and pay attention, you'll see that there is a ...:peace: in my sig. :huxleyfacepalm: . . . :peace:



:baaaam:

:rofl:

I always wondered that too,

and just noticed that, too.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: NWlight]
    #18783840 - 09/01/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Climbed one of these trees and fell.



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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: NWlight]
    #18783852 - 09/01/13 01:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Here's a knee slapper for y'all... Last night (Friday) I was at this club with a bub gettin fucked up on jaiger bombs when I pulled my junk out and started pissing in the middle of the dance floor hahaha. Ehhhhh I was just like Fuck it man spraying side to side.

A bouncer I guess came outta nowhere and tackled my ass and they kicked me out. Hell nah so I ran back in and popped the bouncer dude in the forehead being the goofy motherfucker i am thinking i was a real cool badass sumbitch so he punched me in the nose and threw my iPhone 4 at the damn wall cracking the screen up real bad luckily I have a backup iPhone 3 tho I'm on it now. Well they threw me out AGAIN  thankfully my bubby got my phone and hauled my ass home.

I don't remember NUTHIN tho I woke up this morning in my bed like wwwwwww ttttttt ffffffffffffffff...... Clothes all over the place trying to breathe through my nose unsuccessfully man it was a pitiful sight I bet. So now my nose is all busted up I think it might be broken. I straightened it out and heard cartilage cracking like in the movies but I think I'll be OK. Might have that "Owen Wilson" look tho. But shit I mean I've been kicked out of better places than that. Shitty little club those folks probably had the herp anywayzzz.

(Edit: stupid iPhone auto spell correct)


Edited by Dreaming Nomad (09/01/13 02:33 AM)


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18783865 - 09/01/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

once upon a fourth of july i went to go play with fireworks my sister being who she is hid my shoes.. i said fug it i dont need no shoes and went and played with fire... well i ended up wrapping both my feet together (couldt pull them apart) in plastic.


i still dont have much feeling in my feet.

i still hate shoes


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: rackem]
    #18783875 - 09/01/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

one time I got really fucking high on Xanax, alcohol, molly, coke, opium, and weed.

then I decided to take a knife and cut my leg open to see if it would hurt.


does that count? :rofl:


i'm not even emo, and I have never cut myself since.  I just wanted to see if I could do it.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: rackem]
    #18783881 - 09/01/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Holy cow man sounds like you cut off the circulation in your feet and murdered your nerve endings... That's hardcore. One time I stuck one of those little black cat underwater dynamite firecrackers in a dudes pocket and he was too scared to reach in and pull it out rofl. He got a nasty black and white scorch mark on his thigh lol I felt bad afterwards tho even tho it was funny as fuck.

One time and buddy and I were wearing welding hoods and shooting each other in the face with bottle rockets. Well at one point one of em flew around and got inside my mask. Needless to say it exploded next to my cheek, burning the hell outta me and leaving me with a bad case of tinnitus!


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18783890 - 09/01/13 01:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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One time and buddy and I were wearing welding hoods and shooting each other in the face with bottle rockets. Well at one point one of em flew around and got inside my mask. Needless to say it exploded next to my cheek, burning the hell outta me and leaving me with a bad case of tinnitus!



oh the things we wish we had on video :lmafo:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: NWlight]
    #18783903 - 09/01/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Aw man, you guys have some brutal ass injuries.

One time my drunk asshole of an ex-friend walked up to me while I was on the computer and sliced my arm with a piece of broken glass, like a 4 inch deep ass wound. I knew I needed stitches but I never went and got them, now it's just a huge ugly purple scar.

Also, one time a friend threw a bunch of change at me cuz I was repeatedly honking his horn while he was pumping gas, and a nickel flew and literally knocked my tooth out. Well, about 3/4 of my tooth. It shattered into tooth dust. I had an exposed nerve hanging out for a few days, and let me tell you, that HURTS. Even the wind from breathing makes you feel like a needle is being stabbed into your mouth.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #18783907 - 09/01/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damn


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:mushroom2: That was the best day of my life :mushroom2: 


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: relsseS]
    #18783930 - 09/01/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dude he just walked up and sliced your arm open for no reason? Wtf? That's grounds for a massive uppercut right there dude. He'd probably be my ex-friend, too.

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oh the things we wish we had on video :lmafo:




Roflcopter yeah I wish I had myself punching that guy in the forehead on video hahaha that'd be wassup. He was one of those shaven shiny headed bald tough guys too... POW! right in the noggin. My buddy that was with me is a pretty animated character and its so hilarious the way he recounts the story, I wish I could convey it to you guys I literally lmao when he tells it. Well not literally but I rofl for sure!

Injuries are funny.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Versicolor]
    #18783948 - 09/01/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Climbed one of these trees and fell.




Reminds me of a time as a teenager when I attempted to learn skateboarding... I built up some courage and pushed off down this steep ass drive way without knowing how to stop, and landing in this huge yucca bush.

Can't post pics from my iPhone but here's what a yucca plant looks like. The ends are really strong and have needle sharp points.
Yucca bush


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18784203 - 09/01/13 05:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I broke the shit out of my arm playing football when I was like 12. I mean a break so clean that the damn bone nearly came through my skin.

Yeah that sucked.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Niffla]
    #18785748 - 09/01/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just today I was watching two retard scrappers take apart a piano but they left some of the strings on? among the strings they left on where the big thick bass cords. needless to say I was at a safe distance because I'm a smart guy:thumbup: but towards the end they asked me if I would help them pry off the cast iron bracket that held the strings, I said what the hell and got on the end with no strings,turned my face away just in case. we ended up getting it off and boom one of the guys got whipped in the face by one of the big thick bass cords :lmafo: broke his nose and knocked out part of his tooth but he was a man about it and didnt complain which i give hime props for:thumbup:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18785762 - 09/01/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

probably falling off my bike and breaking my leg a while back...that took a long ass time to heal and i can still kind of feel it in my hip every now and then. makes me feel like an old man lol

but tied for that is that fact that i have sprained or broken each of my ankles multiple times due to long distance running...several times on the same mountain trails...xD.  My right ankle is totally bruised up and sprained right now, its all swollen and purple.  Luckily it always seems to heal though...:kenthumbup:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: g00ru]
    #18786341 - 09/01/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damn, ya'll are going hard.



I take mine back, though. I forgot about the time I put Icy Hot on my balls.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18786366 - 09/01/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The freakiest thing about my broken arm was when I was at the hospital and they were trying to get the bone back in place. They completely numbed my arm and were twisting it and turning it and working on it. I could literally hear the bone scrape, crack, and crunch as they were doing so. I didn't feel anything but I almost passed out just thinking about it..like damn, that's my motherfucking bone I'm hearing. The fuck, brah.


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