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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: fee]
    #18785078 - 09/01/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Warning:

Dead baby joke inside so don't read if you find them offensive.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?







You don't fuck a sandwich before eating it.


:rimshot:


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Invisibledusttodust


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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq]
    #18785165 - 09/01/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

why is this in pub; its clearly a contest.

and a thing like this belongs to the marketplace so that not everyone can sees it, right?


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: dusttodust]
    #18785174 - 09/01/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Silly Noob


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: fee]
    #18785186 - 09/01/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What do you get when you  stab a 3 year old girl

an erection


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: trekie]
    #18785200 - 09/01/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:

What do you say to a chick who has two black eyes?

nothing, she's already been told twice


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq]
    #18785207 - 09/01/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What's the best part about fucking 29 year olds. There's 20 of them.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: fee]
    #18785217 - 09/01/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

ya can't gargle gravel


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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq]
    #18785245 - 09/01/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18785252 - 09/01/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

Deep Throat.


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq]
    #18785264 - 09/01/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?

I don't know why they didn't either.

What did a deaf, dumb&blind kid get for christmas?

Cancer.


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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq]
    #18785269 - 09/01/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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:aweyeah::trippinbawelz::awecid:
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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18785371 - 09/01/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol@the contrast between the jokes on page one&two :lol:


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq]
    #18785407 - 09/01/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rulesq said:
Lol@the contrast between the jokes on page one&two :lol:




i'm scared of page 3 :uhoh:  may need a mod to transfer this to OTD soon


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: NWlight]
    #18785433 - 09/01/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

rulesq said:
Lol@the contrast between the jokes on page one&two :lol:




i'm scared of page 3 :uhoh:  may need a mod to transfer this to OTD soon



LOL yeah the dead baby jokes are getting pretty bad


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18785448 - 09/01/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug:

Dark humor is where it's at!

:naughty:


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #18785488 - 09/01/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A man and his wife are in a car accident. The wife gets ejected from the windshield and is rushed to the hospital. When the husband arrives the doctor says.  I have some good news and some bad news. The husband says gimme the bad news first. The doctor says well, your wife is completely paralized. Your going to have to feed her, wipe her ass, and take care of her 24/7. The husband says. That's awful!! What's the good news? The doctor says.  Just kidding, she's dead.


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: Magicman69]
    #18785501 - 09/01/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
A man and his wife are in a car accident. The wife gets ejected from the windshield and is rushed to the hospital. When the husband arrives the doctor says.  I have some good news and some bad news. The husband says gimme the bad news first. The doctor says well, your wife is completely paralized. Your going to have to feed her, wipe her ass, and take care of her 24/7. The husband says. That's awful!! What's the good news? The doctor says.  Just kidding, she's dead.



:thumbup: This is awesome! My vote is for this one


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18785524 - 09/01/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: Thanks, that's my favorite joke.


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: Magicman69]
    #18786670 - 09/01/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Who won??


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Re: Hear ye, hear ye! Yo Pub Crawlers - Tell me a funny ass joke and win Free HBWR seeds! [Re: Magicman69]
    #18786700 - 09/01/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

a baby seal walks into a club


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