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I just drank a fifth of vodka
    #18783871 - 09/01/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dare me to drive?








No thanks I'm already home...I feel like a sad kangaroo :sad:

Alcohol has little beneficial properties to me...


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
    #18783877 - 09/01/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's not true, it helps you make quality threads.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: The Phleg]
    #18783880 - 09/01/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

its ok don't be sad life is beautiful ur all very good and beautiful and its really far out


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: The Phleg]
    #18783887 - 09/01/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

dude i feel you i'm drunk as shit listening to peggy o live by the dead

society doesnt matter

it makes no difference if alcohol inhibits positive feelings in you

we are all love and you better gosh darn realize it soon boi

just kidding, i haven't yet but i'm on the way

peace man i hope i dont have a hangover in the morning i'm drunk as shit


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: The Phleg]
    #18783888 - 09/01/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

In that case I should spiral out, keep going!
:rockemoticonmaynard:


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: 11nova]
    #18783894 - 09/01/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I feel like puking just to expunge my sinful ways of consuming cheap alcohol.


Shoulda bought grey goose....


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
    #18783898 - 09/01/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yes if u puke its very beautiful and far out


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Sheekle]
    #18783913 - 09/01/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Finger down throat T-2 minutes.

Thanks for the insight Sheekle!


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
    #18784048 - 09/01/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

pro tip: if you're driving with double vision just close one eye BAM double vision goes away. Can't see twos with one eye.

ps - you take a thousand downers with that fifth?


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
    #18784077 - 09/01/13 03:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fifth of vodka is enough to get rid of the shakes.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: abltsandwich] * 3
    #18784088 - 09/01/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Pro tip #2: if you go to an AA meeting and get one of those sobriety chips, you can trade it for a single beer at a bar. 1month is best, I have a few stocked up for later. My theory is that they think you must be a recovering alcoholic on the verge of relapse and if you drink one beer you'll drop a ton of cash at their bar. Hence, one free beer.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Sheekle]
    #18784091 - 09/01/13 04:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
yes if u puke its very beautiful and far out



how righteous


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18784096 - 09/01/13 04:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you gotta stoop to the level of going to AA meetings for sobriety chips so you can trade them in for free beer, you likely have a severe problem.
The irony of the entire thing is staggering.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18784129 - 09/01/13 04:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah when you put it that way it sounds pretty bad. It's more for comedic effect - shits and giggles, a nifty bar trick - rather than the dire need of one free beer to help quell a ravaging addiction.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18784161 - 09/01/13 05:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Pro tip #2: if you go to an AA meeting and get one of those sobriety chips, you can trade it for a single beer at a bar. 1month is best, I have a few stocked up for later. My theory is that they think you must be a recovering alcoholic on the verge of relapse and if you drink one beer you'll drop a ton of cash at their bar. Hence, one free beer.





so fucked, on many levels.

pro tip #1 don't listen to this shit.


op you seem to type fine for extreme drinking, you sure you not just a heavy drinker and have the blues? 5th isn't all that much over a few hours when you are throwing them back.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #18784169 - 09/01/13 05:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why so serious?


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18785858 - 09/01/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: lets drive around]
    #18785868 - 09/01/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

At this point he needs the hangover thread.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
    #18785883 - 09/01/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm drunk too. And high.

Try smoking some weed. That will cheer you up .


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: 28064212]
    #18785886 - 09/01/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah cross fading always cheers me up

gotta love when the room starts spinning


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: 28064212]
    #18785954 - 09/01/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's an automatic puke session for me.
If weed is around while I'm drunk I wont not smoke it though.


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
    #18785960 - 09/01/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Synthe]
    #18785970 - 09/01/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just drank a 5th of vodka, dare me to drive?


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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Synthe]
    #18785974 - 09/01/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers



Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup


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