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cez

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I just drank a fifth of vodka
#18783871 - 09/01/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dare me to drive?
No thanks I'm already home...I feel like a sad kangaroo 
Alcohol has little beneficial properties to me...
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
#18783877 - 09/01/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's not true, it helps you make quality threads.
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: The Phleg]
#18783880 - 09/01/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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its ok don't be sad life is beautiful ur all very good and beautiful and its really far out
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: The Phleg]
#18783887 - 09/01/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude i feel you i'm drunk as shit listening to peggy o live by the dead
society doesnt matter
it makes no difference if alcohol inhibits positive feelings in you
we are all love and you better gosh darn realize it soon boi
just kidding, i haven't yet but i'm on the way
peace man i hope i dont have a hangover in the morning i'm drunk as shit
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cez

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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: The Phleg]
#18783888 - 09/01/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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In that case I should spiral out, keep going! :rockemoticonmaynard:
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cez

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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: 11nova]
#18783894 - 09/01/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel like puking just to expunge my sinful ways of consuming cheap alcohol.
Shoulda bought grey goose....
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
#18783898 - 09/01/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes if u puke its very beautiful and far out
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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cez

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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Sheekle]
#18783913 - 09/01/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Finger down throat T-2 minutes.
Thanks for the insight Sheekle!
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
#18784048 - 09/01/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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pro tip: if you're driving with double vision just close one eye BAM double vision goes away. Can't see twos with one eye.
ps - you take a thousand downers with that fifth?
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
#18784077 - 09/01/13 03:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fifth of vodka is enough to get rid of the shakes.
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: abltsandwich] 3
#18784088 - 09/01/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pro tip #2: if you go to an AA meeting and get one of those sobriety chips, you can trade it for a single beer at a bar. 1month is best, I have a few stocked up for later. My theory is that they think you must be a recovering alcoholic on the verge of relapse and if you drink one beer you'll drop a ton of cash at their bar. Hence, one free beer.
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: Sheekle]
#18784091 - 09/01/13 04:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: yes if u puke its very beautiful and far out
how righteous
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you gotta stoop to the level of going to AA meetings for sobriety chips so you can trade them in for free beer, you likely have a severe problem. The irony of the entire thing is staggering.
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: abltsandwich]
#18784129 - 09/01/13 04:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah when you put it that way it sounds pretty bad. It's more for comedic effect - shits and giggles, a nifty bar trick - rather than the dire need of one free beer to help quell a ravaging addiction.
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Quote:
Dreaming Nomad said: Pro tip #2: if you go to an AA meeting and get one of those sobriety chips, you can trade it for a single beer at a bar. 1month is best, I have a few stocked up for later. My theory is that they think you must be a recovering alcoholic on the verge of relapse and if you drink one beer you'll drop a ton of cash at their bar. Hence, one free beer.
so fucked, on many levels.
pro tip #1 don't listen to this shit.
op you seem to type fine for extreme drinking, you sure you not just a heavy drinker and have the blues? 5th isn't all that much over a few hours when you are throwing them back.
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Why so serious?
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lets drive around
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The Phleg
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At this point he needs the hangover thread.
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: cez]
#18785883 - 09/01/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm drunk too. And high.
Try smoking some weed. That will cheer you up .
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Re: I just drank a fifth of vodka [Re: 28064212]
#18785886 - 09/01/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah cross fading always cheers me up
gotta love when the room starts spinning
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