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OfflineShroomPuncher
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Painful Injury Thread
    #18782708 - 08/31/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Post the most painful, awkward, funny injuries you've ever had. No pain, no gain. If you're feeling really ballsy, go ahead post stories of your buddies busting their asses. :evil:


Worst injury I've had was probably to the back of my skull where my scalp got ripped open a little. Most painful is probably the back problem I've been dealing with for a while now.



Funniest injury was when I hopped a guardrail and my switchblade popped open and sliced my knee open.


Your turn. I expect to hear some good drunk stories!


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18782720 - 08/31/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Most painful : 2nd degree burn over the entire palm of my hand

Most notable: My entire left cheek was opened up by glass in a car accident when I was 13.  My tongue was hanging out and shit

funniest: I was tobogganing drunk on an old school metal flying saucer and took a huge jump and somehow my leg went out and underneath, so I landed on it with my full weight, breaking my ankle badly in 2 places.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18782751 - 08/31/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I tore my ACL one time playing volley ball. It still isn't right even after surgery. Good times...  :bouncey:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18782752 - 08/31/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I have a pain in my chest. It's probably cancer.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher] * 2
    #18782753 - 08/31/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

poke smot! will win this one.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18782758 - 08/31/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

3 pound catfish spike (roughly 1/16th of an inch thick and 2-3 inches long, not exactly needle like) through the back of my hand, almost all the way through it, you could see it poking up on the other side but it didn't break the skin on the opposite side.

cat jumped up on my back and started tearing at my head when I was 5, lost a ton of blood and had to get a bunch of stitches, no pain medicine because I was bleeding too bad.

went swimming in the local fishing hole water, the mud was knee deep, dunno what I stepped on, either broken bottle or very large oyster shell, cut the ball of my foot open right behind my big toe so deep you could see the joint and tendons and stuff, was about 3 inches long, had to walk 20 feet back to shore in knee deep mud with this huge gash. I didn't really feel the pain until I was back to shore but I KNEW it was going to be bad as soon as I felt it go through my foot.

got super jumped (I was over our roof) on a trampoline when I was 13ish.. Came down back first and the first thing to make contact was my head on the metal bar. For a week it felt like my brain was knocking around inside my skull when I moved.

Without a doubt the most painful was falling out of the attic, ass first on solid wood floor. Tailbone took the full brunt of the fall. Never felt pain approaching that before and never want to again. I couldn't sit down for days. I was 15 or so, and ended up downing a fifth of rum in about 20 minutes, and was sitting on 3-4 pillows and it was still extremely painful. In comparison I barely drank a 1/4 of that when I cut my foot open and was walking around on it feeling no pain.

That's just some.. I'm highly prone to injury.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18782767 - 08/31/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Most painful/awkward - stepping on a picture frame and cutting up my bare foot with glass pretty bad

Most funny - :whacker: too hard until my skin was raw for days


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Synthe]
    #18782794 - 08/31/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

when I was younger a dog bit me in the face, blood everywhere,i was young so my whole head was in its mouth. I remember the owner bashed it with a baseball bat a few times untill it let go.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18782827 - 08/31/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I got kidnapped when I was about 8.  Some guy tied me down on a bed and left me there. I was wondering why there was no mattress when he returned wearing a black mask and carrying a bottle of lighter fluid. He proceeded to drench my testicles with lighter fluid, and when he struck a match I said,
"no please don't".

    He laughed maniacally as he set my nutsack aflame. I passed out, and later woke up writhing in agony for what seemed like days. Somebody must have heard my screams because soon (but not soon enough for my boys) a stranger grabbed my arm and said "son, you're going to be okay".

That's why I can't eat anything that's grilled.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
    #18782860 - 08/31/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I got kidnapped when I was about 8.  Some guy tied me down on a bed and left me there. I was wondering why there was no mattress when he returned wearing a black mask and carrying a bottle of lighter fluid. He proceeded to drench my testicles with lighter fluid, and when he struck a match I said,
"no please don't".

    He laughed maniacally as he set my nutsack aflame. I passed out, and later woke up writhing in agony for what seemed like days. Somebody must have heard my screams because soon (but not soon enough for my boys) a stranger grabbed my arm and said "son, you're going to be okay".

That's why I can't eat anything that's grilled.




really?


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18782862 - 08/31/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:gizmo:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18782891 - 08/31/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Is that your funny injury?


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18782893 - 08/31/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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kinkaku said:
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lazyfingers said:
I got kidnapped when I was about 8.  Some guy tied me down on a bed and left me there. I was wondering why there was no mattress when he returned wearing a black mask and carrying a bottle of lighter fluid. He proceeded to drench my testicles with lighter fluid, and when he struck a match I said,
"no please don't".

    He laughed maniacally as he set my nutsack aflame. I passed out, and later woke up writhing in agony for what seemed like days. Somebody must have heard my screams because soon (but not soon enough for my boys) a stranger grabbed my arm and said "son, you're going to be okay".

That's why I can't eat anything that's grilled.




really?






What he said. You'd definitely take the most psychologically fucked injury on that one.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18782903 - 08/31/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I had epididymitis once.  It was horrible.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18782910 - 08/31/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I was cutting off some silicone with a razor knife. I slipped and stuck it through my thumb. The blade missed the bone and stuck through the other side under my thumbnail. Poked about a cm out the other side.

This pic is like two days later.



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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #18782924 - 08/31/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

also one time I was using acid and it spilled on my glove and melted through it burned my skin pretty bad,cool looking scar though.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18782934 - 08/31/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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also one time I was using acid and it spilled on my glove and melted through it burned my skin pretty bad,cool looking scar though.




Ouch.
Sounds like u used the wrong gloves.


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18782938 - 08/31/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I got kidnapped when I was about 8. 






:classictroll: . . . :peace:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #18782955 - 08/31/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:thatsayes: ... :peace:


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Re: Painful Injury Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #18782959 - 08/31/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
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kinkaku said:
also one time I was using acid and it spilled on my glove and melted through it burned my skin pretty bad,cool looking scar though.




Ouch.
Sounds like u used the wrong gloves.




thats what happens when you get to comfortable:shrug: I was in a hurry and a co-worker said that he never uses the right gloves so I was like whatever and then that happened. luckily i got the glove off before it got really bad:thumbup: I lied to my boss and told him I got biten by my neighbors dog so I wouldnt have to fill out an accident report and look like a dumbass.


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