|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago...
#18781812 - 08/31/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Well, i got sucked into it that night during LNC and didnt go to bed until 3am because i wanted to get the stupid time machine. A few days later i decide to go pop the thing open again and see what else the game had to offer. I've been letting it run for a little while now. Nearly done with the known upgrades. Just want it to be over.
At this point, it'd be a shame to stop.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18781838 - 08/31/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I have been playing it too. They've been adding new stuff to the game all this time, if you're not seeing the new stuff then reload the page. The grandmas start fucking shit up at a certain point if you do the wrong upgrades.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18781864 - 08/31/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I've only got three upgrades left to buy: -Kitten Engineers -Dark chocolate-coated cookies and -White chocolate-coated cookies
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,559
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 53 minutes, 22 seconds
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18781912 - 08/31/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
HA! You think you're done?
I'm at 300 million cookies a second and I haven't bought all the upgrades yet, they keep coming the more you buy tings.
6 trillion in the jar right now.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18781927 - 08/31/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
There are more upgrades past those, zebra and eclipse cookies are each 9,999,999,999,999 cookies and give +15% as well. The stats page tells you how many you haven't got yet.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18781978 - 08/31/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
i think i might quit again
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782015 - 08/31/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
are those demon grandma's in your background?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782026 - 08/31/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah I think it started doing that after the "One Mind" upgrade. "Elder Pact" is the one that really fucks shit up. You get red cookies instead of golden cookies and they do various bad things if you click them. I went back to my last save to undo that.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782102 - 08/31/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
ok i decided to keep going.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782107 - 08/31/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
your raspberry juice looks much more raspberry than mine - and i'm at 220%?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782120 - 08/31/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
There's a wiki about the game online, gives info on the upgrades and achievements etc. One strategy someone was recommending was to always keep a certain amount of cookies on hand to maximize what you get from the golden cookies when it's a lump sum.
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,559
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 53 minutes, 22 seconds
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782126 - 08/31/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Certain achievements you can only get through hacks apparently... I got the worlds fastest clicker one
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782131 - 08/31/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
memes said: your raspberry juice looks much more raspberry than mine - and i'm at 220%?
Yeah I don't remember how or why it turned that color but it may be connected to the grandmas turning bad.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: twighead]
#18782149 - 08/31/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
twighead said: Certain achievements you can only get through hacks apparently... I got the worlds fastest clicker one 
Yeah I haven't tried that style of hack but I made a macro for autohotkey that clicks the cookie repeatedly when you press the middle mouse button and stops when you move the mouse.
Quote:
MButton:: Click, 342, 528 Left, Down Click, 342, 528 Left, Up Loop { MouseGetPos, X2, Y2 if (342 <> x2) or (528 <> y2) break Click, 342, 528 Left, Down Click, 342, 528 Left, Up } return
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782175 - 08/31/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
thats some crazy magic you did there with those letters and numbers
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782182 - 08/31/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah it took me a while to figure out how to set that up, I don't do much coding. Initially I had it just repeat 1000 times but then the golden cookie would show up and I had no way of stopping the macro.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782194 - 08/31/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
lol i dont know what the golden cookie even is. i saw it once. i clicked it
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782209 - 08/31/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Sometimes it gives you increased cookie output for a certain amount of time, and sometimes it gives you a lump sum based on a certain formula. There's an upgrade you can get once you click 7 of them that makes them show up more often. There's another one at 77 but that would take forever.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782232 - 08/31/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
do they show up only if you spamclick?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782252 - 08/31/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
No it's just random, they show up from time to time even if another window has focus.
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Cookie
|
CosmicFool
Psychoholic



Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203
Last seen: 22 days, 19 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782514 - 08/31/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
link to game?
--------------------
|
Oldgregg
I'm old gregg!


Registered: 03/29/09
Posts: 3,066
Loc: China
Last seen: 30 days, 8 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: CosmicFool]
#18782539 - 08/31/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
yea that LNC thread got me started on this damn game as well
--------------------

|
Mocha Bear
BHP



Registered: 09/11/07
Posts: 831
Loc: Mississippi
Last seen: 3 years, 9 months
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18782606 - 08/31/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I haven't touched that game again since that night. It took up way too much of my life. Going back crossed my mind but I don't know if I can handle it.....
-------------------- The love you take is equal to the love you make....
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#18782661 - 08/31/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
servers crashed
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,559
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 53 minutes, 22 seconds
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18782676 - 08/31/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
psi said:
Quote:
twighead said: Certain achievements you can only get through hacks apparently... I got the worlds fastest clicker one 
Yeah I haven't tried that style of hack but I made a macro for autohotkey that clicks the cookie repeatedly when you press the middle mouse button and stops when you move the mouse.
Quote:
MButton:: Click, 342, 528 Left, Down Click, 342, 528 Left, Up Loop { MouseGetPos, X2, Y2 if (342 <> x2) or (528 <> y2) break Click, 342, 528 Left, Down Click, 342, 528 Left, Up } return
Thats clever I just have a program that auto clicks when I hit f3 at location of cursor every 1ms
|
CosmicFool
Psychoholic



Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203
Last seen: 22 days, 19 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: twighead]
#18782713 - 08/31/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
well there goes my night
--------------------
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: twighead]
#18782732 - 08/31/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
im back playing again
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18783307 - 08/31/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I was looking on the achievements page on the wiki, and there's one you can get just for selling a grandma.
|
jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18783493 - 08/31/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Grandmas get busy as fuck now. Waiting to get 9.999 trillion to get the half moon cookie upgrade.
Fuck this game and I'm sorry for sharing it
-------------------- !
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: jewunit]
#18783965 - 09/01/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
i'm at 1.043 billion per second now. and yes, damn you jewunit
edit: no i'm not, i was under the 7x cookie production from the golden cookie.
Edited by memes (09/01/13 02:35 AM)
|
teamkiller
ghetto drama whore



Registered: 06/06/11
Posts: 8,806
Last seen: 3 months, 12 days
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18784022 - 09/01/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
i'm kinda mad because this is like a crappy ripoff of the candies game. I checked this game out, and he's even planning to impliment "dungeons" which makes me thing he's planning to rip off the candies game even more.
--------------------
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: teamkiller]
#18784832 - 09/01/13 11:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
whats the candies game? candy crush?
|
TwinEclipse
Psychedelic Alchemist


Registered: 07/06/13
Posts: 1,499
Loc: NGC1097
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18784850 - 09/01/13 11:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|

I spent a decent amount of time on the darn cookie site as well. It all started with one click.
-------------------- My purpose: to love, to share, and to experience....all while conforming to my psychedelic experiences.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18784860 - 09/01/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Another game you guys might like is Pimpwar, it also has an exponential growth theme but it's turn based and multiplayer. You can attack other players and steal their hoes etc.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18786587 - 09/01/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I found another easy achievement to get and raise your milk percent, to get "Cookie Dunker" you just zoom in on your browser until the big cookie goes into the milk at the bottom.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788668 - 09/02/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
OK so i still have this thing up on my browser.
I had been holding off on buying the research facility because i wanted to devote all my cookies towards getting 100 of each production facility. Now i'm at the point where the last few things are costing so much - that i bought the RF just for variety. Hoping some things that come out of there will boost my CPS and help me get these last time machines.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788669 - 09/02/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
oh yeah and i need 40 more clickers too
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788682 - 09/02/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah just make sure not to do the "One Mind" upgrade that comes up later. I ended up starting my game again from scratch to avoid the grandma revolt thing. There are a few achievements that you can only get by restarting your game but they don't add to the milk percent.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788693 - 09/02/13 08:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
yeah i plan on avoiding the fuck out of that One Mind thing. does milk percentage do anything real for you?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788711 - 09/02/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yes it determines how much of a bonus you get from the kitten upgrades. The selling a grandma and dunking the cookie ones are easy ways to up it a couple notches. Upping the ones you have at 99 to 100 would give you more too.
Edited by psi (09/02/13 08:45 AM)
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788759 - 09/02/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
psi said: Upping the ones you have at 99 to 100 would give you more too.
I know, but i'm OCD so i want to get all of the remaining ones from 99 to 100 in one quick stroke.
i'm weird
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788765 - 09/02/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah I think this game is popular with the OCD crowd for some reason.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788769 - 09/02/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
well i'm super fucking OCD so goddamnit. i'm stuck forever
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788775 - 09/02/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I managed to finally get the 77 golden cookie achievement just now. Unfortunately it's a "shadow" achievement so it doesn't up the milk percent. After you get 27 they start coming all the time.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788780 - 09/02/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
wtf. i've only seen one. why dont i ever see theM!?!?!?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788794 - 09/02/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Helps if you have dual monitors so you can keep the window open all the time and glance over to see if it's there. There's a really rare one you can get called cookie chain, got that last night and it brought me a lot closer to the 27.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788804 - 09/02/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
does it come about from clicking? maybe that script your running w/ your center mouse button is helping them come along. i think i've gotten/seen two
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788821 - 09/02/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Not from what I was reading on the wiki, they say it's just random. Getting 7 halves the avg time before it reappears and getting 27 halves it again. Those upgrades also double the amount of time it stays on for. They were saying that there used to be a counter of how many you missed but some of the players with OCD were complaining that it was too aggravating to know that information so the author took it out.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788865 - 09/02/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
hahahahaha that would be me
|
TheMule73
Stranger


Registered: 08/26/11
Posts: 1,797
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18788948 - 09/02/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Hmm, kind of interested to find out what in the hell this thread is about. Anyone care to fill me in?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: TheMule73]
#18788972 - 09/02/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Kind of a silly game but it's a little more complex than it seems at first. You make cookies and use them to buy things that increase your cookie output. There's no real end goal or anything aside from growing your empire.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18788999 - 09/02/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
psi said: There's no real end goal or anything aside from growing your empire.
aka if you get addicted to things easily, DONT CLICK THAT LINK.
PSI, the cookies have seemed to start showing up more rapidly since i employed my second monitor exclusively for the CC game. i usually dont use it at all, so why not
|
TheMule73
Stranger


Registered: 08/26/11
Posts: 1,797
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18789052 - 09/02/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18789055 - 09/02/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah apparently the optimal strategy for payoff is to keep a certain amount of cookies on hand to maximize the payout when it's a lump sum (which is about half the time.) It's calculated as 10% of what you have on hand or 30 minutes worth plus 13, whichever is less, so keeping 300 minutes worth on hand should maximize it. 30 minutes worth of cookies is a lot more than the 77 seconds at 7x one gives you, that just works out to about 8 minutes worth extra. Once you have the Serendipity upgrade they come every few minutes, so I think you can make a lot more off the golden cookies than what your normal Cps output gives you.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18789139 - 09/02/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Nice. Any others besides One Mind that i should avoid?
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18789160 - 09/02/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
nice, just got the upgrade that makes the golden cookies come twice as often and last twice as long
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18789209 - 09/02/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
The other bad ones will not come if you don't get "One Mind" I'm pretty sure. Like all the bingo center upgrades, you don't start researching the next thing until you purchase the last one. All the bad upgrades have similar red warnings.
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Upgrades#Bingo_Center.2FResearch_Facility
There is apparently a way to permanently stop the grandmapocalypse (Elder Pact,) at the cost of reversing the Cps bonuses you got after One Mind. Doesn't look like it's really worth it to trigger it in the first place, because golden cookies become such a big source of income and you lose out on those while it's going.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18789324 - 09/02/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Works for me. One Mind just got offered up. I won't be clicking.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18789352 - 09/02/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I just found out that Autohotkey (the macro program I'm using) has an image search function, so in theory it's possible to automate even the golden cookie clicks by searching for the icon onscreen every so often and clicking where it appears.
http://www.autohotkey.com/docs/commands/ImageSearch.htm
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18789489 - 09/02/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
i clicked that link, and then got a headache
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18789532 - 09/02/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
My initial efforts to try to use it were not fruitful, just does not seem to find the image on the page. Not sure if I need to play with some settings or what. I was thinking the problem might be the transparent background of the cookie image but I'm not sure.
Quote:
@:: ImageSearch, OutputVarX, OutputVarY, 0, 0, 1920, 1080, C:\Users\User\Pictures\GoldCookie.png if ErrorLevel = 0 msgbox, Found image if ErrorLevel = 1 msgbox, Not found return
|
TwinEclipse
Psychedelic Alchemist


Registered: 07/06/13
Posts: 1,499
Loc: NGC1097
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18790651 - 09/02/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
memes said: i clicked that link, and then got a headache 
It looked like advanced gibberish to me
-------------------- My purpose: to love, to share, and to experience....all while conforming to my psychedelic experiences.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: TwinEclipse]
#18790668 - 09/02/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
pullin' in about 350 million cps now. got 100 of everything and 74 time machines. only the Eclipse and Zebra cookies left to buy in my upgrade store (and onemind, which i won't be getting)
|
Futuresight
Mind Mage



Registered: 01/19/13
Posts: 1,188
Loc: The Candy Kingdom
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18790682 - 09/02/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I found it in the funnies thread, but I also cannot stop. I have only been doing it for one night and now have 10,000,000 CPS, and 100 of all but the lab, portal, and time machine. Should probably stop now.
--------------------
|
jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: Futuresight]
#18790693 - 09/02/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I just want 200 cursors, it's going to take fucking forever.
-------------------- !
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: jewunit]
#18790702 - 09/02/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
i'm at 170 cursors. every now and again instead of getting a chunk of time machines or a few big upgrades, i'll grab a set of 10 cursors and get me just a little closer.
fucking 30 more. goddamnit.
30 more cursors, 26 more time machines
|
jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18790716 - 09/02/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I need 7 more, but they cost over 7 trillion now. I'm at 74 time machines and they only cost a little over 3 trillion right now, have 100 of everything else.
-------------------- !
|
Futuresight
Mind Mage



Registered: 01/19/13
Posts: 1,188
Loc: The Candy Kingdom
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18790720 - 09/02/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I now have 100 Portals, time to get back on the Time Machine waiting.
--------------------
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: Futuresight]
#18790835 - 09/02/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I think the only way to get enough money to purchase my remaining 26 time marhines is to use the 10% from the golden cookie. the cps income is horribly insufficient.
|
CosmicFool
Psychoholic



Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203
Last seen: 22 days, 19 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18790840 - 09/02/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Or leave it on while you go for a walk or something, I did that yesterday
--------------------
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: CosmicFool]
#18790918 - 09/02/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
CosmicFool said: Or leave it on while you go for a walk or something, I did that yesterday
you kidding me? i've had this thing running in its own window for days now.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18793079 - 09/03/13 03:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
25 more time machines 10 more cursors.
should be able to knock out the cursors before i leave for interlocken. if i keep it running while i'm gone... i should have enough by the time i get home for all those time machines
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18793613 - 09/03/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I'm thinking that only the time machines are really worth buying for the income at a certain point. Since I reset my game I just left everything but the time machines at about 50. Even the portal income is dwarfed by what the time machines make. All your achievements remain if you do a soft reset so I still have 75/81 achievements and 280% milk. The multiplier is 525.8%.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi] 1
#18793622 - 09/03/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I just want to get the 200 cursor achievement. At this point even time machines are moot. The only substantive income comes from cookie bonuses
|
jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18793628 - 09/03/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah, I put everything up to 100 for the achievements (except the Time Machine, not there yet). Going for 200 cursors. Grandmas fucking pump out the cookies so I buy them when I tab over and don't really have many cookies to spend.
-------------------- !
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: jewunit]
#18793642 - 09/03/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
75/81 upgrades 71/76 achievements 276% milk (raspberry juice) with a 520.6% multiplier
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18793645 - 09/03/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
memes said: I just want to get the 200 cursor achievement. At this point even time machines are moot. The only substantive income comes from cookie bonuses
Yes but the ultimate limiting factor on golden cookie income is your total Cps, and time machines increase that more than anything else once you have the relevant upgrades.
|
jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18793653 - 09/03/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I never even have the thing open long enough to get golden or red cookies. I think I've clicked on maybe one of each.
-------------------- !
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: jewunit]
#18793662 - 09/03/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
jewunit said: I never even have the thing open long enough to get golden or red cookies. I think I've clicked on maybe one of each.
i never saw 'em either until psi recommended i stick the game in its own window. must've clicked like 80 yesterday
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: jewunit]
#18793687 - 09/03/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah they are pretty rare at first but once you have the second golden cookie upgrade (after 27 of them) they come every few minutes.
|
jewunit
Brutal!


Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18793704 - 09/03/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I didn't even know there were golden cookie upgrades
-------------------- !
|
Uzziel
O_o


Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 11,689
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18793708 - 09/03/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Wow.... a game about fucking cookies and you guys are going bonkers over it. I don't even want to know.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: Uzziel] 1
#18793713 - 09/03/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Uzziel said: Wow.... a game about fucking cookies and you guys are going bonkers over it. I don't even want to know. 
farmville? words with friends? candy crush?
this isn't that far off the mark
|
Uzziel
O_o


Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 11,689
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18793727 - 09/03/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
That is exactly the point... they aren't far off the mark. Terrible games
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: Uzziel]
#18793734 - 09/03/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
see the title of this thread?
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: jewunit]
#18793783 - 09/03/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
jewunit said: I didn't even know there were golden cookie upgrades 
Yeah the frequency doubles at 7 and again at 27.
|
Uzziel
O_o


Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 11,689
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18793793 - 09/03/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
memes said: see the title of this thread?
I did. I also said I don't even want to know. I just wanted to comment:
"What the fuck!"
|
CosmicFool
Psychoholic



Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203
Last seen: 22 days, 19 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18793800 - 09/03/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
upgrades 55/81 achievements 59/76 golden cookies 27 Cps 15,474,973.3
--------------------
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: CosmicFool]
#18794695 - 09/03/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
190 cursors 77 time machines 414million cps 276% raspberry juice still
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18796041 - 09/03/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Looks like they just updated the game with some new upgrades. One apparently doubles the effects of the golden cookie and costs 77 trillion, and there are 3 new 15% Cps bonuses for 99 trillion each.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18796109 - 09/03/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
i quit.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18796110 - 09/03/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
literally. just closed it. i'm donezo
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,559
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 53 minutes, 22 seconds
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18796145 - 09/03/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
You just inspired me to close that shit too 
I mean - fuck!
Fuck it!
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: twighead]
#18796182 - 09/03/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
|
Oldgregg
I'm old gregg!


Registered: 03/29/09
Posts: 3,066
Loc: China
Last seen: 30 days, 8 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18796207 - 09/03/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
yea i quit too...but i'm gonna leave it open. just in case...
--------------------

|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18796211 - 09/03/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
You can also export your saves and save them in a text document just FYI.
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18799676 - 09/04/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
For anyone still playing, it appears that the new golden cookie upgrade doubles the amount of time that the x7 cookie runs for, but doesn't ordinarily change the payout for the "Lucky" one. Because the x7 one runs twice as long though, sometimes you can get the "Lucky" one while the x7 thing is still running. If that happens, the payout potentially can be 7 times as much as it would normally be, as long as you already have 10 times that amount banked.
|
Futuresight
Mind Mage



Registered: 01/19/13
Posts: 1,188
Loc: The Candy Kingdom
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: psi]
#18799699 - 09/04/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I just closed the window. That game was evil. I don't miss it at all.
But I want to open it right back up.
--------------------
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: Futuresight]
#18799858 - 09/04/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
won't lie - really glad this is out of my life.
today was nice. i didnt have to look at my monitor to see if i had enough of a cushion to buy some more time machines while still maintaining sufficient bankroll to max out my "lucky" golden cookies.
good grief charley brown!
|
San
Novice


Registered: 10/30/11
Posts: 646
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18815593 - 09/08/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
Actually not everyone was a noob. Being a noob is a very new phenomenon. Many people, the great majority in fact, were simply "beginners", "novices" or "new to mushroom growing". Being a "noob" is reserved, and in fact created specifically for and by, the newer, much more lame generations coming about. -Shpongle1
|
The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: memes]
#18815618 - 09/08/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
-------------------- You wanna get high? Drink tap water. --------------------
|
CosmicFool
Psychoholic



Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203
Last seen: 22 days, 19 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: The Phleg]
#18907160 - 09/29/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra



Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: CosmicFool]
#18907450 - 09/29/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
-------------------- You wanna get high? Drink tap water. --------------------
|
teamkiller
ghetto drama whore



Registered: 06/06/11
Posts: 8,806
Last seen: 3 months, 12 days
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: The Phleg]
#18907463 - 09/29/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
and now i'm playing the cookie game again.
--------------------
|
CosmicFool
Psychoholic



Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203
Last seen: 22 days, 19 hours
|
Re: That STUPID Cookie Clicker game from LNC a few nights ago... [Re: CosmicFool]
#19689688 - 03/13/14 07:32 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
|