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OfflineHomoContemporus
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Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom?
    #18781639 - 08/31/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've tried Amanita once and psilocybin once...and I was ugly going into college and now I have celebrity good-looks.

Plus I have a really hot wife and make $100 a mo. at age 23.


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: HomoContemporus] * 1
    #18781643 - 08/31/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah after I did mushrooms my dick grew 4 inches and I turned gay, now I do scat porn.


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: lazyfingers] * 2
    #18781648 - 08/31/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Op is just sad he's ugly


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: lazyfingers] * 4
    #18781651 - 08/31/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You make $100 a month OP? That's almost $25 a week, I'm impressed.


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: HomoContemporus] * 1
    #18781656 - 08/31/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A $100/month?

:congrats:


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: psi]
    #18781663 - 08/31/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I get less pussy now but I'm definitely sexier than before I tried shrooms

back in high school I was in threesomes and foursomes on the regular (with all girls. not joking)

I got a fine girl now and I am almost definitely gonna marry her but monogamy is fucking lame :bored:



also she's been gaining weight lately :sad:  she went from a size 0 to a size 3 it's depressing


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: HomoContemporus]
    #18781671 - 08/31/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HomoContemporus said:
I've tried Amanita once and psilocybin once...and I was ugly going into college and now I have celebrity good-looks.

Plus I have a really hot wife and make $100 a mo. at age 23.




BRASIL? :crankdre:


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: HomoContemporus]
    #18781683 - 08/31/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You're still tripping bro. Sorry to break it to ya.


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: HomoContemporus]
    #18781686 - 08/31/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Technically, yeah. I was overweight before I did shrooms, and afterwards I wasn't content with my appearance anymore, so I decided to lose weight (among other things).


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: jvm]
    #18781692 - 08/31/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"Cali trippin' and I think my mind is slipping away."
-Cisco Adler

I'm from San Diego, she's from Romania. Language barriers proving interesting.


Edited by HomoContemporus (08/31/13 03:26 PM)


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #18781755 - 08/31/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
You're still tripping bro. Sorry to break it to ya.



QFT


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: HomoContemporus] * 2
    #18781779 - 08/31/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HomoContemporus said:
Are you sexist since trying your first mushroom?



Oh Yes, just look at me now:


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: gulper2323] * 1
    #18781796 - 08/31/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

celebrity good looks?


like steve buscemi


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: rulesq]
    #18781863 - 08/31/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

druqs said:
celebrity good looks?


like steve buscemi



Quote:

rulesq said:
You're still tripping bro. Sorry to break it to ya.




lol well there was that one time when I hallucinated Selena Gomez on my ceiling. That was hot.


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18782003 - 08/31/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Technically, yeah. I was overweight before I did shrooms, and afterwards I wasn't content with my appearance anymore, so I decided to lose weight (among other things).




Same scenario for me but I don't credit the change to shrooms or drugs. :shrug:


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: druqs]
    #18782055 - 08/31/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

druqs said:
celebrity good looks?


like steve buscemi





:lol:


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: druqs]
    #18782115 - 08/31/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

druqs said:
celebrity good looks?


like steve buscemi



:spun:
close enough


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: jvm] * 1
    #18782155 - 08/31/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think I am sexier since my first mushroom experience.
But that just came with age.
I was a little youngin when I first started tripping.


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18782174 - 08/31/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol. I'm getting sexier every day :laugh:

Since my first shroom, i learned proper discipline, creativity, and limitless perceived physical strength :smile:


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Re: Are you sexier since trying your first mushroom? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18782211 - 08/31/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
I think I am sexier since my first mushroom experience.
But that just came with age.
I was a little youngin when I first started tripping.



yea this..

I don't think psilocybin is the reason for my chiseled jaw or rippled abs :likeaboss:


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