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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Questions of life
    #18781445 - 08/31/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How many butts can you butter in an hour?
The biggest questions come from the littlest apples.
The littlest apples all come from the apple tree.
But what about the banana tree?
Without them, would we have no circus?
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Re: Questions of life [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18781449 - 08/31/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You're almost bordering on a word salad there.
But I dig that logic :thumbup:


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Re: Questions of life [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18781460 - 08/31/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
How many butts can you butter in an hour?
The biggest questions come from the littlest apples.
The littlest apples all come from the apple tree.
But what about the banana tree?
Without them, would we have no circus?
:strokebeard:



If I had to use a knife I could probably only safely butter around 30 butts an hour.

IF I could use my hand I could probably do triple that.  and I'd do a very good job.



I am not sure about little apples asking questions, as they do not have vocal cords.


The littlest apples all come from apple trees, duh.  they can't come from any other kind of tree, right?


Banana trees are pretty cool.


we would probably be able to go to a circus without bananas.


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Re: Questions of life [Re: NWlight]
    #18781513 - 08/31/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

assuming i had a room temperature stick of butter, i can cover up the whole surface area quickly by smearing the butter block onto the butt. estimated time to cover complete butt per butt - about 7 seconds. 360/7 = 51.42 butts per hour

the banana tree does not drop fruits unlike the apple tree. bananas vary considerably in sizes between breeds compared to apples. it is more likely you will find a small banana from a tree that produces small bananas.

circus animal if you are talking about monkeys will have a diet that consists of fruit and vegetables, so it is quite possible that if there were no bananas left we will have to supplement their diet with nutrients from different vegetables.


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Re: Questions of life [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18781533 - 08/31/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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k3nnyw said:
assuming i had a room temperature stick of butter, i can cover up the whole surface area quickly by smearing the butter block onto the butt. estimated time to cover complete butt per butt - about 7 seconds. 360/7 = 51.42 butts per hour




at 7 seconds per butt buttering that would actually be 3600/7 not 360/7.

your butt buttering is over 500 per hour

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Re: Questions of life [Re: NWlight]
    #18781549 - 08/31/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Questions of life [Re: pcplease]
    #18781566 - 08/31/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

oh my god please tell me that's from a full length movie and not a comedy sketch.

My evening will be set.


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Re: Questions of life [Re: NWlight]
    #18781567 - 08/31/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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k3nnyw said:
assuming i had a room temperature stick of butter, i can cover up the whole surface area quickly by smearing the butter block onto the butt. estimated time to cover complete butt per butt - about 7 seconds. 360/7 = 51.42 butts per hour




at 7 seconds per butt buttering that would actually be 3600/7 not 360/7.

your butt buttering is over 500 per hour

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Re: Questions of life [Re: NWlight]
    #18781571 - 08/31/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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NWlight said:
oh my god please tell me that's from a full length movie and not a comedy sketch.

My evening will be set.



If you haven't seen don't be a menace, then you're in for a nice surprise.
Just make sure to get really really high before you watch it.


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Re: Questions of life [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18781578 - 08/31/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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NWlight said:
oh my god please tell me that's from a full length movie and not a comedy sketch.

My evening will be set.



If you haven't seen don't be a menace, then you're in for a nice surprise.
Just make sure to get really really high before you watch it.



I think i'm going to buy two 40 oz's instead, can't smoke the herbs for a while.

seems like it would be just as appropriate after watching that clip? :rofl:

honey pass me that shit over there


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Re: Questions of life [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18781593 - 08/31/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
oh my god please tell me that's from a full length movie and not a comedy sketch.

My evening will be set.



If you haven't seen don't be a menace, then you're in for a nice surprise.
Just make sure to get really really high before you watch it.





Make sure to have lots of weed to smoke during***







I bet you'd like "The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down" too :grin:




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Re: Questions of life [Re: pcplease] * 1
    #18781633 - 08/31/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

"And they gon be shittin, and you gonna be sittin in your rockin chair alone cause you're al crazy "

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holy fuck that is hilarious I cannot even breathe


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Re: Questions of life [Re: NWlight]
    #18781720 - 08/31/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LIFE IS SO GREAT IM GLAD YOURE ALL HERE TOGETHERE WERE SUCH A WOMMDERFUN COMMUNITY  EVERYONES FRIENDS TOGETHER :smile: :smile: :smile: :wink:63$3! H):1)$1$-$hahahahahdjruhwgahhajahna


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Re: Questions of life [Re: Sheekle]
    #18781731 - 08/31/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

like cigarette butts?


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Re: Questions of life [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18781761 - 08/31/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

@NW

:grin: Ya those two are definitely up there as far as favorite movies go


@Shekill

So uh.. how's that acid :lol:
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