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OfflineR4V4N4
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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: Yogi1]
    #18865780 - 09/19/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I once trolled a forum with research suggesting that jesus was gay. I am an honest troll, never actually try to bother anyone.

lets get this clear

Jesus seems to have a complex sexuality but possibly too high chakra to loose any actual virginity.

Promotes group baths

Has a black girlfriend with the same name as his mother

possible insest. It may not count as insest as it is unknown if jesus had umbilical cord

Has beloved male disciple


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: R4V4N4]
    #18866124 - 09/20/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No, just no. Where do people come up with these ideas is there any solid proof of any of these claims? Where does it say in the New Testament "Jesus and John went up to Gallilee and became butt pirates"?

People are getting so far away from the truth I wouldn't be surprised if they said Jesus went to drunken parties and took psychadelic mushrooms. Hell maybe Jesus was in the Hell's Angels biker gang, you never know.

People will come up with anything as long as it suits their ego. Plus its not the truth and I don't think people care about the truth these days.


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: SpiritualWarrior]
    #18866205 - 09/20/13 04:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its natural for people to impose what we think reality would be on scenarios.

Jesus approached his disciples, a bunch of "fishermen".
Told them, "lets go catch ourselves some men!"

If you dated interacially and took a man as your beloved in those days I dont think you would want to tell all the jews in Levant that one, might put your lovers at risk

Perhaps that is the real reason why they would rather set free a murderer than Jesus. Perhaps they just could not accept the Massia is gay even after all those miracles?


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: Yogi1]
    #18866207 - 09/20/13 04:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He could not have been since verses 2 Corinthians 5:21, Hebrews 4:15, and 1 Peter 2:22 state He was without sin.


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: fivepointer]
    #18866245 - 09/20/13 05:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A gay Jesus would have taught more compassion than the lackluster myth we have.


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: eve69]
    #18866342 - 09/20/13 06:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

“Does my bum look big in this robe?"


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
    #18866364 - 09/20/13 07:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

am I well hung?


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: eve69]
    #18868922 - 09/20/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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eve69 said:
A gay Jesus would have taught more compassion than the lackluster myth we have.




You've got to realize what he had to work with. Being the son of a homophobic god, in a land of racism and hate. He did pretty damn good after he decided to accept everyones sins.


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: R4V4N4]
    #18868953 - 09/20/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:nonono:


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: g00ru]
    #18869231 - 09/20/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And he tooketh the sins deep deep inside of himself. Then Jesus said, await thy for in 10 or 20 minutes I shall be ready go a second cunning.....

Silly goose!


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Re: Was Jesus Gay? [Re: Yogi1]
    #18872907 - 09/21/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"Do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven, honeyplums".


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