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Stromrider
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Busted at Walmart 4
#18780604 - 08/31/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I had to run by walmart this morning (my least favorite place in the world) and get a couple of things. As I am walking down the aisle I come across 2 very young guys with a shopping cart full of cultivation supplies. (a couple sterilite bins, bags of wbs, a case of jars, a pc, etc) I mean these guys had it all. It was at least a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff.
Now these guys couldn't have been much over 16 and pretty goofy looking I might add. I walk up to them and say you know it might be a good idea to not buy all that stuff at once. Don't think I don't know what you guys are planning to do with those things. 
OMG the look on their faces was classic! I just walked away laughing. I know it was kind of a messed up thing to do fucking with those young soon to be cultivators but I just could not help myself! What would you have done?
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Stromrider] 6
#18780606 - 08/31/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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bahah I probably would have done something similar
edit: actually, probably not, but mostly because i'm not that witty and am usually stoned and introverted, and would have just replayed in my head what I wanted to say to them, but most likely would have just ended up walking by them without saying anything.
Edited by Big Worm (08/31/13 08:52 AM)
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Stromrider] 4
#18780609 - 08/31/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha sounds like that scene from breaking bad.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Stromrider] 2
#18780612 - 08/31/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stromrider
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: psi]
#18780614 - 08/31/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said: Haha sounds like that scene from breaking bad.
Lol hey I forgot all about that! I should have said Hey this is my turf! The only person that grows shrooms around here is me!
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: psi]
#18780620 - 08/31/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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why would anyone care?
i don't think buying all the shit at once is any kind of risk.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Big Worm]
#18780621 - 08/31/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's purty good man---good fun--what u up to----I went to the creek the other day--piddled a bit---to no avail cept---the only thing golden I kept finding was cold beers tho--lol---and yeah bout them folks moving in on our turf---
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Stromrider
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Lol what up wilson! Good to hear from ya! Looks like were gonna have to go bust some heads at our local walmart  I'm getting ready to go on a 2 day trip with my dad riding. We're going up towards Robbinsville to ride. Do some dualsport riding baby! Should be awesome!
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Capers
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Stromrider] 1
#18780639 - 08/31/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psillyshroomer said: What would you have done?
I would've just made sure they had a nice, big pressure cooker. If they had a small one, which I presume is all is available at Walmart, I would've told them to buy a 23 quart Presto off Amazon.
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How clever! Laughing at young people trying to explore currents outside of societal norms and laws.
Do you not understand that you're heavily contributing to the growing pile of bullshit and creation of an automated insecure society?
You make me cry.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Capers]
#18780650 - 08/31/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappateer said:
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psillyshroomer said: What would you have done?
I would've just made sure they had a nice, big pressure cooker. If they had a small one, which I presume is all is available at Walmart, I would've told them to buy a 23 quart Presto off Amazon.
Yeah I probably should have just helped them out and offered them some tips but it looked like they had donr their homework. They had a 16 qt presto. Good enough for 7 qts. They also had the right wbs. I just couldn't help myself to give them a hard time. I laughed as I walked away so I am assuming they knew I was fuckin with them
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Capers]
#18780654 - 08/31/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I woulda pretended I was a cop and fucked with them real hard, who knows coulda have scared them out of doing it and kept a few teenage kids from getting caught growing mushrooms and sent to jail.
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Stromrider
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liquidlounge said: How clever! Laughing at young people trying to explore currents outside of societal norms and laws.
Do you not understand that you're heavily contributing to the growing pile of bullshit and creation of an automated insecure society?
You make me cry.
Like I just said unless they were complete retards I am pretty sure they knew I was messing with them. I mean I don't exactly look like a cop if ya know what I mean
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Capers
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psillyshroomer said: Yeah I probably should have just helped them out and offered them some tips but it looked like they had donr their homework. They had a 16 qt presto. Good enough for 7 qts. They also had the right wbs. I just couldn't help myself to give them a hard time. I laughed as I walked away so I am assuming they knew I was fuckin with them
Haha, nice. Sounds like they're all set then. Now that I think about it, I don't think kids that age should be growing shrooms, especially with a partner. That just doubles your chances of being busted. But it's not like you could ever change their minds about it.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Stromrider] 1
#18780670 - 08/31/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psillyshroomer said: I mean I don't exactly look like a cop if ya know what I mean
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Mr. Wilson
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Quote:
psillyshroomer said:
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liquidlounge said: How clever! Laughing at young people trying to explore currents outside of societal norms and laws.
Do you not understand that you're heavily contributing to the growing pile of bullshit and creation of an automated insecure society?
You make me cry.
Like I just said unless they were complete retards I am pretty sure they knew I was messing with them. I mean I don't exactly look like a cop if ya know what I mean
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Edited by Mr. Wilson (08/31/13 09:15 AM)
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Stromrider
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Capers]
#18780682 - 08/31/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappateer said:
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psillyshroomer said: Yeah I probably should have just helped them out and offered them some tips but it looked like they had donr their homework. They had a 16 qt presto. Good enough for 7 qts. They also had the right wbs. I just couldn't help myself to give them a hard time. I laughed as I walked away so I am assuming they knew I was fuckin with them
Haha, nice. Sounds like they're all set then. Now that I think about it, I don't think kids that age should be growing shrooms, especially with a partner. That just doubles your chances of being busted. But it's not like you could ever change their minds about it.
I certainly didn't have enough sense to do something like that at 16. I would have told everyone I knew and been in trouble for sure! I sure hope those dudes will be careful. They looked like nice kids.
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liquidlounge said:
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psillyshroomer said: I mean I don't exactly look like a cop if ya know what I mean

JOHHNY LAWMAN RIGHT THERE.
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I probably would have just given them a big knowing smile
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nicechrisman said: I probably would have just given them a big knowing smile
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i would give them this look
haha funny story though
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I probably would've turned to my wife and pointed out what was in the cart, and then laughed and kept going..
I'm heavily introverted.. I don't talk to strangers unless it's nessecary.. I'll go so far as to act like I didn't hear a stranger try to talk to me just so I don't have to talk to them.
If I said anything to them it probably would've been "So what strain you got picked out?"
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: psi]
#18780824 - 08/31/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said: Haha sounds like that scene from breaking bad.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I knew someone else would catch that too.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Learyfan]
#18780958 - 08/31/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had the District Attorney walk up on me while I was buying jars once.
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if some Barney Fife pig motherfucker was sitting down at the office of my podunk locally owned internet provider mining the data stream for "suspicious activity".
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Whats even funnier is they are probably registered here and used this site to figure it all out and will see this post.
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Actually yeah, the chances of that are probably pretty good.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: psi]
#18782244 - 08/31/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe we'll hear from them
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Stromrider] 2
#18782279 - 08/31/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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They're gonna turn into a gay couple if their grow works out.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Capers]
#18782324 - 08/31/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do you know they weren't already a gay couple?
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#18782333 - 08/31/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Reminds me of a scene in breaking bad walter see's a bunch of people at home depot buying matches and meth cooking shit
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Fuckspice]
#18782344 - 08/31/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP: dream scenario for me. never happened. then again, i'm NEVER at walmart (my cityd eosnt allow 'eM)
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: memes]
#18782368 - 08/31/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha my girlfriend is always surprised when I come out of walmart and have a couple bags of spawn material and some jars and whatnot and nobody bats an eye. I just tell here I'm a ninja
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: kinkaku]
#18782391 - 08/31/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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There's nothing shady about buying mason jars or wbs, especially this time of year with the mason jars.
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Capers]
#18782470 - 08/31/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would've just pulled my phone out pretended like i was talking to someone and been like "You know what i haven't done in a long time? GROW SHROOMS!" And just stare them in the eye and wait for the reaction.
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A smile says it all. Good little thread though...
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Quote:
psillyshroomer said:
OMG the look on their faces was classic! I just walked away laughing. I know it was kind of a messed up thing to do fucking with those young soon to be cultivators but I just could not help myself! What would you have done?
Hahaha that must have been a priceless reaction. Lol 
The worst I've done is ask for syringes at Walgreens...it's illegal to sell a water picker upper thingy without a diabetes card in my state. I find that hard to believe, but I was turned down.
Glad I found 30cc sterilized syringes on amazon
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Re: Busted at Walmart [Re: Fuckspice]
#18784415 - 09/01/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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