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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: current]
#18779115 - 08/30/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fair enough. Have fun.
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: current]
#18779120 - 08/30/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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On the bright side, you get to earn your red wings.
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The5thElement
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: eMpire420]
#18779140 - 08/30/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Red wings are when you eat a girl out when shes on her period, hence the red wing markings on the sides of your face. Anyone who thinks it is having sex is crazy.
Also period sex isn't that bad, lay a towel down and smash away. Of course at one point it kinda sucks if it starts to dry and makes things feel weird but it all depends on the consistency of the blood, I thinks that's right I duno man I'm pretty tired ATM.
Either way smash smash spaloosh.
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: The5thElement]
#18779149 - 08/30/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah neither is really a big deal.
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: psi]
#18779152 - 08/30/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't have my red wings but I got my brown belt, BaaaaZiing!
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Sheekle
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: The5thElement]
#18779687 - 08/30/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
The5thElement said: I don't have my red wings but I got my brown belt, BaaaaZiing!
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: Sheekle]
#18779807 - 08/30/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nothing wrong with some butt secks sheek a leek.
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Sheekle
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: The5thElement]
#18779846 - 08/31/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Nothing wrong with some butt secks sheek a leek.
Based on he context of those posts I'd assumed you were referring to going ASS TO MOUTH
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: current] 2
#18780228 - 08/31/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you are over 5'10", the kitchen counter is PERFECT for penetrating the snatch!
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Acaterpillar
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#18780241 - 08/31/13 03:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, period just means shower sex or anal. 
I don't see why you'd lie about getting sick just because she's on her period
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: Sheekle]
#18780365 - 08/31/13 06:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
Quote:
The5thElement said: Nothing wrong with some butt secks sheek a leek.
Based on he context of those posts I'd assumed you were referring to going ASS TO MOUTH

Yeah I thought it sounded like it too, I go ass to mouth but it aint my mouth
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: The5thElement]
#18781172 - 08/31/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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last night wasnt a total bust. we each ate 150 and hung out for a bit while sippin wine then about an hour in i made mushroom tea and we both chugged that. after that it was nothing but giggles and interesting conversations. once all that died off we hit the beer and got pretty smashed and laid around a bit. we then retired to the butt secs room and i smashed away.
all in all, it wasnt a bad night. shes actually still asleep now. im about to head to the store to get more beer and lounge around all day. UH!
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: KT-BC]
#18781187 - 08/31/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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KT-BC said: have fun and make sure you DSHSB
Make sure she's asleep first
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18781193 - 08/31/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks to this thread, I now see why Detroit Red Wings is "Detroit Red Wings"
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: current]
#18781322 - 08/31/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nice! Sounds like y'all two had a solid night
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: Acaterpillar]
#18781581 - 08/31/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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no complaints from me and i just ate 20mgs of oxy and im on my 5th beer. i was actually drinking a 4th, but i lost it. shes chillen watching breaking bad right now, but once shes done im gonna try and get some ass play.
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: current]
#18781967 - 08/31/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Make sure to rub that clit real well while you're giving it to her.
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Re: tonight, by myself, with my lady friend im gonna [Re: Acaterpillar]
#18781981 - 08/31/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't forget to give her some kissies too, girls love kissies.
Yes I spelt it how I would say it
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