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InvisibleSham87
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: current]
    #18778881 - 08/30/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Woah man, let the man have his fun before we interrogate the shit outta him!


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18779387 - 08/30/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

she sounds wild man


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18779428 - 08/30/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hey its her marriage on the line if she's willing to fuck it up. Her choice basically. If not u, probably someone else. But, then u have to live with yourself afterwards lol. Part of an affair...hmmm


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Lucid_Pupil]
    #18779441 - 08/30/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:threadmonitor: Let's all hope it goes well!


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OfflineHajnal
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Futuresight]
    #18779742 - 08/30/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I can't wait for the results!  :scarygrin:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Hajnal]
    #18779752 - 08/30/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Hajnal said:
I can't wait for the results!  :scarygrin:




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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18779767 - 08/30/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe he's getting a blumpkin right now.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Futuresight]
    #18779777 - 08/30/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Futuresight said:
Maybe he's getting a blumpkin right now.




:heytheresexy: Tasty.


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OfflineHeroMike
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18779877 - 08/31/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That would suck if  the husband was suffering from a chronic back condition and to get a youth full fuck she goes behind his back .


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: HeroMike]
    #18779897 - 08/31/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damn, I missed alot while I was out of town.

Hopefully, you're smashing the hot potentially married/most likely swinger babe About now,

Good luck buddy :thumbup::heart:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18780339 - 08/31/13 05:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I texted him and no response.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: fee]
    #18780536 - 08/31/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:threadmonitor:


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: fee]
    #18780542 - 08/31/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Uh oh.
Maybe he's chained up in their basement or something


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18780560 - 08/31/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well after so much build up, I'm a bit embarrassed to say that nothing really happened. Had a nice time hanging out with this gal and her boyfriend. Had some good conversation, some BBQ, some beers and some bud, but no sexytime. It was a damn nice night out and they seemed like really nice people. Learned more about her BF's back issues and kinda gave him the opportunity to talk/vent about it a little bit, which seemed like it was good for him. If they are swingers, they are not super up front about it, but it still felt like they were kinda feeling me out and wanting to get to know me. They seemed to enjoy my stories of my travels and martial art experiences and stuff. I taught them some things about their garden.

I must admit guys, the temptation was here to tell a lie in order to make this an epic and more entertaining story, but I am not a liar, and I hope you can all at least respect that.

I imagine I could bang this chick if I really had a mind to, but after having met her BF and stuff, I don't think I'd really pursue it unless it was offered up.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18780567 - 08/31/13 08:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Glad you're not dead, or butt raped or something.. Lol


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18780588 - 08/31/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, zero ass rapage. Unfortunately that also means that I raped zero asses :feelsbadman:


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18780602 - 08/31/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:
At least you're not stuck in the basement with zed :thumbup:


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OfflineMycelium-yum
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18780696 - 08/31/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
:rofl:
At least you're not stuck in the basement with zed :thumbup:




Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead. *rides away*

Good to hear those people were normal OP! Sometimes good friends is better than a quick sesh.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18780707 - 08/31/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Mycelium-yum said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
:rofl:
At least you're not stuck in the basement with zed :thumbup:




Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead. *rides away*

Good to hear those people were normal OP! Sometimes good friends is better than a quick sesh.



Key word being sometimes


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18780710 - 08/31/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Aww, well at least now you have two new friends!

Although I kinda feel like this story isn't over yet..


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