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OfflineYogi1
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Prepare thyselves for his returnith!!
    #18774169 - 08/29/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



become SAVED!!!


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Yogi1]
    #18774306 - 08/29/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Who is that and why is he holding an infantile lizard?


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Yogi1]
    #18774538 - 08/29/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18774749 - 08/29/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Who is that and why is he holding an infantile lizard?




Its Morgan Freeman before the tan.



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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Yogi1] * 2
    #18774822 - 08/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18774842 - 08/29/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Try to get this out of your head.



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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18775992 - 08/30/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus lizard...:yeahthatsright:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18778086 - 08/30/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

6000 years ago man rode dinosaurs. So sayeth my creationist brothers!



Hallelujah!!!


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Yogi1]
    #18800108 - 09/04/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And the purpose of this posting is??
Think you should read the rules of the forum.


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: fivepointer]
    #18802530 - 09/05/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fivepointer said:
And the purpose of this posting is??
Think you should read the rules of the forum.




I am a creationist Christian here to express my spirituality :awesomenod:

Paise thee, Jesus!


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Yogi1]
    #18803005 - 09/05/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Parody of the sacred myths of humankind are born of a lack of understanding. But you are not alone in this. A great majority of Jews and Christians await the appearance or the return of the Messiah in history. From a Gnostic perspective, the Messiah is Present, and spiritual movements like Resurrection, Ascension, Judgement, Return, are movements within the psyche of the still dualistically-minded believer, not a description of observable, historical events. The Ancient Egyptians, from whom Christian theologians took these terms, projected spiritual experiences in Egyptian theology into history. That is exactly what myth is!

So, instead of attempting to ridicule these ideas which are bigger than you or me or everyone put together, why not stop and attempt to understand what the ultimate implications of these teachings are for yourself. You, like the rest of us, will die, and these interior movements of awareness will merge into One Moment. There is a karmic price to be paid for profanely mocking that which is sacred, and it doesn't necessarily mean offending Eternal God. It means that someone is not learning what they will absolutely need when they begin to die. It's not only the Bible (a kind of 'Reader's Digest' condensed version of teachings) that warns against this, it is the whole Book of Coming Forth by Day, AKA, The Egyptian Book of the Dead. It is also the Bardo Thodol, AKA The Tibetan Book of the Dead. Do YOU really know Reality? Does YOUR opinion really define what Reality is? You want to continue to entertain that teachings like these are all a joke? Or, is this a 'let me jump on the bus at The Shroomery with other bozos who mock everything Christian, and be accepted on that sad level?' That's on you. These teachings are like travel insurance on oneself, and taking out more than one policy makes sense if one is attempting to prepare for the day of one's death. :shrug:


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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #18803076 - 09/05/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Mark, there is nothing sacred about Christianity.
There is nothing sacred about human rule books or codes of conduct.
Written by people for people, not by God for people.

Karma? If anything mocking Christianity or religion is good for the world and I believe that wholheartedly.

The answers aren't out there.
Stop looking outside, look inside.



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Re: Prepare thyselves for his returnith!! [Re: Yogi1]
    #18803231 - 09/05/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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Really? In s&m?


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