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Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail * 1
    #18773855 - 08/29/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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BELLINGHAM, Wash. -- A man shot a marijuana-laced arrow into the air. It fell to Earth on the roof of the Whatcom County Jail, much to his despair....

A jail employee noticed a man jump out of a small truck on the south end of the jail early Tuesday morning, then run toward the building and fire an arrow, said Whatcom County Undersheriff Jeff Parks. Further investigation revealed the man had attached a bag of marijuana and other contraband to the shaft and attempted to shoot the arrow through a mesh screen on the upper floor of the jail into the outdoor recreation area.

Instead, the arrow landed on the jail's roof, where it was recovered by deputies.

Investigators tracked their suspected pot-smuggling archer to a nearby home and arrested David W. Jordan, Parks said.

Jordan was quite uncooperative and went on various rants, Parks said, but eventually did admit to shooting the arrow, claiming he was hunting squirrels.

The squirrels are safe for now though, as Jordan is being held for investigation of obstructing officers and attempting to deliver contraband to a correctional facility, Parks said.

Parks added people have tried various ways over the years to smuggle drugs in to the jail, "but that certainly wasn't a very effective one."


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: SuperD]
    #18773868 - 08/29/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hahhaha good idea though


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: SuperD]
    #18773907 - 08/29/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl: "Hunting squirrels"


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: greencrush420]
    #18774084 - 08/29/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fcking bellingham. Lol


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: thephilosofist]
    #18774109 - 08/29/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

okay...

thats one of the smartest things ive heard when it comes to jail systems and drugs, but going off what my dad told me...

"Son, if you learn one thing from me, let it be this. DO NOT LET STUPID PEOPLE ACT OUT YOUR BRIGHT IDEAS."

im a little curious though...

"Investigators tracked their suspected pot-smuggling archer to a nearby home and arrested David W. Jordan"

so, um, like, his address was on the arrow? was he dumb enough to drive right up to the fence, in plain view? did some one rat him out?


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: current]
    #18774128 - 08/29/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I assume whoever saw him shoot it simply wrote down his license plate.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: Mycjunky]
    #18774175 - 08/29/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:
This is a pretty ridiculous situation.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: bryguy27007]
    #18774193 - 08/29/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

but smart


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: current]
    #18774244 - 08/29/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lololol only in bham would this happen.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: fatchillin]
    #18774461 - 08/29/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lololol only in bham would this happen.





wrong, this is actually a pretty well known method of smuggling drugs into prisons. all over the world.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: fatchillin]
    #18774469 - 08/29/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lots of crazy stuff going on in that town lately. Fucking shootout at a hotel just the other day :tinfoil:


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18774489 - 08/29/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Somebody must have really needed a sack of buds.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18774693 - 08/29/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i went to job corp. years ago that was pretty much a live on campus/ trade school. if you werent 21 you could hardly ever leave. this means drugs were hard to come by. when drugs were on campus they were OVER FUCKING PRICED.

example...

a skinny blunt of dirt weed was 10.00

a g of shitty coke was 100.00


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: KT-BC]
    #18774730 - 08/29/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yup. I used to live in huntsville, tx, and people would use catapults to launch things over the fence at the state pen. I've also heard of people using pigions. What ever happend to the good ol prison wallet...?


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: huffinglue]
    #18774794 - 08/29/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder how many times he had done it before.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #18774850 - 08/29/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

should've just befriended a guard instead


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: screamphilling]
    #18774862 - 08/29/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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should've smoked after he shot the arrow




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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: KT-BC]
    #18775899 - 08/30/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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KT-BC said:
Quote:

fatchillin said:
lololol only in bham would this happen.





wrong, this is actually a pretty well known method of smuggling drugs into prisons. all over the world.




lol, forgive my previous comments..  :getstoned:


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: fatchillin]
    #18776918 - 08/30/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How do you lace an arrow with marijuana? -Dip it in a jar of liquid marijuana.

*Man ties marijuana to arrow because fuck it.

You gotta de-scent somehow. Squirrels can smell crazy


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: mindapparatus]
    #18776960 - 08/30/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i use to be a prison guard till i took a marijuana dipped arrow to the knee.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: current]
    #18777266 - 08/30/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

HUNTING SQUIRRELS, LOL. Tht part just made me roll..

"Yeah, just came up the prison fence line looking to hunt squirrels, oh what? There was marijuana laced onto my arrow? IMPOSSIBLE! I AM HUNTING SQUIRRELS"

I can just imagine how it went down when they came to his house :laugh2:


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: KT-BC]
    #18777277 - 08/30/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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KT-BC said:
Quote:

fatchillin said:
lololol only in bham would this happen.





wrong, this is actually a pretty well known method of smuggling drugs into prisons. all over the world.



Whatever happened to sticking shit up your ass to smuggle it in?


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: Sham87]
    #18777716 - 08/30/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This sounds a hell of a lot better since you don't have to enter the prison, or stick anything up your butt lol. I guess it'd be better to do it at night though and just rain arrows down on the prison. Although this could be viewed as possibly attempting to murder a guard or something like that which would mean your life is over when caught.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: Mycjunky]
    #18777736 - 08/30/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i think i know what happen...

the guard dropped a bag of weed, accidentally, in front of a commanding officer and in order to save himself he made up this crazy story of some hippie and his bud arrow. an innocent man is going to jail.


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: current]
    #18780198 - 08/31/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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claiming he was hunting squirrels.


:awewtf:


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: orison]
    #18781401 - 08/31/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I have a cousin who has been in and out of federal facilities his entire adult life, and he once told me that one year right before Christmas, someone had an outsider shoot oxies over the fence with a bb gun... They all had a nice christmas and a few people got rich I suppose...

An arrow could carry one hell of a payload though... That's a pretty good idea... The "owner" might have a problem getting his gear though, if he didn't have a loyal and respected crew that would make it not worth fucking around with, considering the "finder" automatically has a shank on hand...


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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: current]
    #18781477 - 08/31/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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current said:
i use to be a prison guard till i took a marijuana dipped arrow to the knee.



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Re: Archer shoots marijuana-laced arrow into jail [Re: fanta_se]
    #18791322 - 09/02/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know some guys who had so much fucking hash you wouldn't believe it, I tell ya- Laid it all out on a friends driveway as pavement because they didn't have anywhere else to put it.  They eventually offloaded it into a prison using shopping carts I believe and made off with a lot of cash.
They ended up shortly after in the same jail smoking the same dope they smuggled in.


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