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i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today
    #18773034 - 08/29/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i was in a class where the teacher was just bullshitting about quantum mechanics and formulas and everyone was just copying shit down but i sat next to this girl and i guess we were subtly reading each other's body language at some point and my nose just started to bleed in class lol. i went into the bathroom and then some dude was like man you should lay off the cocaine and i was like lol. i went back in and i was like wtf to some dude and he was just like shit happens bro. i had to distract myself from reading her body language to prevent blushing again :blush:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: mr sniffles] * 10
    #18773043 - 08/29/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: Reminds me of Stan in South Park


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: gzuf] * 8
    #18773056 - 08/29/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

reminds me of master roshi from dragonball :grin:

every time he see's a naked lady his nose bleeds a lot!


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18773179 - 08/29/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

she had a cute introvertish personality and she had like a drawing of this super artsy magnetic field drawing of a solenoid or something on her notes. :inlove3:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: mr sniffles] * 4
    #18773187 - 08/29/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You blushed so hard it made your nose bleed?

Is such a thing even possible? :ancientaliens:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Sheekle]
    #18773240 - 08/29/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Once a girl sees that she makes your nose bleed; she is yours for life.

Say hello to the wife.

Seriously I hope things work out for you two; it seems you would make an awesome pair.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: mr sniffles] * 2
    #18773248 - 08/29/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So, how do you have internet in Anime Japan?


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Synthe]
    #18773330 - 08/29/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I once woke up in the middle of the night, after having a nose bleed and I was covered in blood, It was awesome  :derp:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Sheekle]
    #18773637 - 08/29/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No offense dude but as a female I hate guys who think they're reading my body language and are all creepy towards me just because I was born the opposite gender. You would NEVER think that about another guy, don't assume every female who you think is cute is actually interested in you. She's just another person and for all you know her body language was because she was thinking about her awesome boyfriend.

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You blushed so hard it made your nose bleed?

Is such a thing even possible? :ancientaliens:



No.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: JoieDeVivre] * 1
    #18773680 - 08/29/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol I don't think he said anything to suggest he was acting like a creeper towards her


Well maybe I dunno this whole threads pretty hilar

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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Sheekle]
    #18773690 - 08/29/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like he was staring at her or "subtly reading her body language all class" and he thinks that gave him a nosebleed. Creepy vibes, bro.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Sheekle]
    #18773693 - 08/29/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You know, I don't think I've ever had a nosebleed, ever.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: JoieDeVivre]
    #18773703 - 08/29/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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JoieDeVivre said:
Sounds like he was staring at her or "subtly reading her body language all class" and he thinks that gave him a nosebleed. Creepy vibes, bro.



hahaha yeah that is pretty funny

he did say "at one point" not "all class" though


maybe they were really vibin it out with cutsie looks and shit but I think "subtly reading each others body language" isn't a good way to word that

I dun0


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773709 - 08/29/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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You know, I don't think I've ever had a nosebleed, ever.



I don't think I ever had a headache until like 2 years ago


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: JoieDeVivre]
    #18773719 - 08/29/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nosebleed from nervousness (watching Hentai in this case):
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It is possible for that to happen in real life, it's just very rare (anime exaggerates things but most reactions are based off of true facts). It's caused by a dramatic spike in blood pressure, or could be a side effect of nervosism, or just a freak occurrence.



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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: flickedbic] * 1
    #18773728 - 08/29/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I only get nosebleeds from those really sharp boogers.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773739 - 08/29/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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You know, I don't think I've ever had a nosebleed, ever.



You're not missing out.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Lynnch]
    #18773747 - 08/29/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't doubt it.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773771 - 08/29/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've got two nosebleeds in my life from what I remember.

1. When I was little and wrestling with my dad and accidentally hit my nose on his arm.
2. When my friend punched me in the face when he was blacking out last summer.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Sheekle]
    #18773809 - 08/29/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
I've got two nosebleeds in my life from what I remember.

1. When I was little and wrestling with my dad and accidentally hit my nose on his arm.
2. When my friend punched me in the face when he was blacking out last summer.




I call dibs on #3  :grin:


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