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InvisibleNiffla
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I'm approaching 10,000 career posts
    #18773569 - 08/29/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So how does life change after 10,000? Is it all downhill from there? What are the odds of a mid-shroomery life crisis? One veteran told me that I'd have a crisis and start going to OTD and acting all crazy and shit trying to feel young and edgy again.

What will become of me. I'm scared.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #18773581 - 08/29/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773582 - 08/29/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Suck my balls.

See edgy less then 2,000 posts


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: memes]
    #18773588 - 08/29/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lick my ass and feet??


:lolsy: I love you Niffla!  :rockon:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18773621 - 08/29/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

the mad machinest said:
lick my ass and feet??


:lolsy: I love you Niffla!  :rockon:




Back at ya, machinest. And you better be at my 10,000 party, too. It's at Luby's on senior night. I hope you bring your party hat, bro. It's going to be fucking on.

we're probably going to get the flaming hot cheetos


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773639 - 08/29/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

LOL niffla.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773662 - 08/29/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

the mad machinest said:
lick my ass and feet??


:lolsy: I love you Niffla!  :rockon:




Back at ya, machinest. And you better be at my 10,000 party, too. It's at Luby's on senior night. I hope you bring your party hat, bro. It's going to be fucking on.

we're probably going to get the flaming hot cheetos





you bet your sigs sexy ass I'll be there!!! i love flaming hot cheetos!!! dipped in mistard!!! yumm!


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: the mad machinest] * 1
    #18773667 - 08/29/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I killed myself instead of making 10,000 posts. You will wish the same, friend, you will wish the same.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773778 - 08/29/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You might become a professional like me, but I doubt it.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Sheekle]
    #18773792 - 08/29/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I became less of a man. And I was already a one baller before that so you can guess how little of a man I am now


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And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: fee]
    #18773811 - 08/29/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

when you hit 15k posts, they send you a fruit basket. :foreveralone:



at 20k, you get a mason jar filled with ranch :datass:




at 100k posts, you become :Prisoner1:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #18773831 - 08/29/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
when you hit 15k posts, they send you a fruit basket. :foreveralone:



at 20k, you get a mason jar filled with ranch :datass:




at 100k posts, you become :Prisoner1:




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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: fee]
    #18773849 - 08/29/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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jewunit said:
I wish I killed myself instead of making 10,000 posts. You will wish the same, friend, you will wish the same.




:resignednonacceptance:

Quote:

Sheekle said:
You might become a professional like me, but I doubt it.




Sheek when my career comes to an end and it's time to hang up my jersey, if I had even became half the poster you were in your prime (which is over by the way), I'll consider it all a rousing success.

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fee said:
I became less of a man. And I was already a one baller before that so you can guess how little of a man I am now




:unwanted:

I think I may just retire at 9,999


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773885 - 08/29/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm going to bring a stripper for the occasion.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773890 - 08/29/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm going to bring a stripper for the occasion.




:slowreaction:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773898 - 08/29/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Niffla your a good poster and you seem like a good guy keep it up.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773901 - 08/29/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Or maybe ill be the stripper.

Who knows.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773903 - 08/29/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773915 - 08/29/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Or maybe ill be the stripper.

Who knows.



why not both? :yesnod:





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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773916 - 08/29/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Or maybe ill be the stripper.

Who knows.



:tongue2:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18773923 - 08/29/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There cant be two strippers :peyotezen:

She cant have all the attention, damnit!


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #18773986 - 08/29/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Or maybe ill be the stripper.

Who knows.




:wellhellothere:

Seriously though before we move on with all this stripper business, I need to probably clear this with Luby's first; you know, the site of this occasion.

Quote:

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Niffla your a good poster and you seem like a good guy keep it up.




Thanks buddy I appreciate the kind words.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18773997 - 08/29/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Niffla, you're like a big brother to me so if you saw my vagina, id be embarrassed.

Lets pass on the stripper.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774008 - 08/29/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, and uh....
Creepy 'Nam guy wants to come to your shindig, lol. Could you please go to your ratings and copy and paste him here? xD I'm not on my computer otherwise I would hahaha.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18774010 - 08/29/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Niffla, you're like a big brother to me so if you saw my vagina, id be embarrassed.

Lets pass on the stripper.




Yeah I was about to say

I mean I ain't trying to feel like this guy at my big bash or anything

:creepylurker:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774027 - 08/29/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



Creep Nam' Guy is mos def welcome. I'd be fucking honored to have Creep Nam' Guy at my 10,000th

In fact I'll VIP his ass; he can get first in the buffet line so he can get first dibs on the day old meat loaf


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774028 - 08/29/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
:blah:

Sheek :blah: in your prime (which is over by the way), :blah:



WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY I'LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST POPULAR THE PRIME NEVER ENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774030 - 08/29/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lmao look at that motherfucker

:rofl:


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774033 - 08/29/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Look at his little stub penis thing hahaha I cant stop laughing.

I couldn't have screen shot that any worse hahahaha


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18774040 - 08/29/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Look at his little stub penis thing hahaha I cant stop laughing.

I couldn't have screen shot that any worse hahahaha




hey it's good enough for me, i'm lol'ing my ass off right now


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Sheekle]
    #18774046 - 08/29/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
:blah:

Sheek :blah: in your prime (which is over by the way), :blah:



WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY I'LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST POPULAR THE PRIME NEVER ENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN




Sorry sheek that was just the playa hata coming out in me


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774349 - 08/29/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
:blah:

Sheek :blah: in your prime (which is over by the way), :blah:



WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY I'LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST POPULAR THE PRIME NEVER ENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN




Sorry sheek that was just the playa hata coming out in me



you just allowed yourself to be pimp smacked.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774361 - 08/29/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
So how does life change after 10,000? Is it all downhill from there? What are the odds of a mid-shroomery life crisis? One veteran told me that I'd have a crisis and start going to OTD and acting all crazy and shit trying to feel young and edgy again.

What will become of me. I'm scared.




At 10000 your suddenly realized that you could have done 10000 productive things in your life.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Patlal]
    #18774366 - 08/29/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

At 10000 you suddenly realize that you have done 10000 productive things in your life.




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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18774427 - 08/29/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Congrats=) You're defeniately one of my favorite posters


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774436 - 08/29/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

For every members 10,000th post, one member shall parish.

It's the circle of life.
Post wisely Niffla... Post wisely.


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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Niffla]
    #18774439 - 08/29/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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It's at Luby's on senior night. I hope you bring your party hat, bro. It's going to be fucking on.






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Re: I'm approaching 10,000 career posts [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18774504 - 08/29/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
For every members 10,000th post, one member shall parish.

It's the circle of life.
Post wisely Niffla... Post wisely.




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