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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Cyclohexylamine] * 2
    #18777181 - 08/30/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:haha: this threads hilarious

Like every part of it that could be funny is

Like wtf kinda story is this anyway "i sat near a cute girl and our body languages got so intense my nose statted bleeding" like wtf hahaha


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18777350 - 08/30/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd milk it for all its worth and try to get in on some sympathy lovin'!  :youshouldtapthat:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
    #18777364 - 08/30/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18777397 - 08/30/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One time I got a nosebleed while wearing a fake 'stache infront of 500 3rd graders for a staged version of the Phantom Tollbooth. It was awkward and bloody.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: pirate-blues]
    #18777400 - 08/30/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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One time I got a nosebleed while wearing a fake 'stache infront of 500 3rd graders for a staged version of the Phantom Tollbooth. It was awkward and bloody.




Seriously?


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today *DELETED* [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18777751 - 08/30/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Now ill never know the answers to my questions! :wtfsonic:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today *DELETED* [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18777833 - 08/30/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I'm less interested in whether the bitch knows he exists, and more skeptical about OP living in a manga comic.  :rolleyes:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today *DELETED* [Re: ClockCode]
    #18777844 - 08/30/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Don't call the slut a bitch, it's disrespectful yo :peyotezen:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today *DELETED* [Re: The5thElement]
    #18777868 - 08/30/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry sir.  :tongue2:


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today *DELETED* [Re: The5thElement]
    #18778185 - 08/30/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Don't call the slut a bitch, it's disrespectful yo :peyotezen:




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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18779919 - 08/31/13 12:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
One time I got a nosebleed while wearing a fake 'stache infront of 500 3rd graders for a staged version of the Phantom Tollbooth. It was awkward and bloody.




Seriously?






seriously lol.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: pirate-blues]
    #18780017 - 08/31/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I couldn't make it through the whole thread, but i just wanted to chime in I'm going to score this one against joie.

As sheekle said, joie is clearly projecting a worst case scenario out of her own fears.

Humans definitely communicate through body language. We have structures in our brain specifically designed to understand what another person is thinking by looking at their body language.

One creepy experience with a person who was stuck in their own mind doesn't make that situation the norm.

In fact, when i think about it, 2 of the best long term relationships i had were just meeting someone,looking at them and being like "oh, i see we're madly in love with each other".  spend a couple hours signaling the internal feeling then verbally confirm it.  like a total of 4 hours of courtship, years of happiness, a lifetime of regrets.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: teamkiller]
    #18780720 - 08/31/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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In fact, when i think about it, 2 of the best long term relationships i had were just meeting someone,looking at them and being like "oh, i see we're madly in love with each other".  spend a couple hours signaling the internal feeling then verbally confirm it.  like a total of 4 hours of courtship, years of happiness, a lifetime of regrets.




awww what a bittersweet story ><


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: teamkiller]
    #18780742 - 08/31/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I couldn't make it through the whole thread, but i just wanted to chime in I'm going to score this one against joie.

As sheekle said, joie is clearly projecting a worst case scenario out of her own fears.

Humans definitely communicate through body language. We have structures in our brain specifically designed to understand what another person is thinking by looking at their body language.

One creepy experience with a person who was stuck in their own mind doesn't make that situation the norm.

In fact, when i think about it, 2 of the best long term relationships i had were just meeting someone,looking at them and being like "oh, i see we're madly in love with each other".  spend a couple hours signaling the internal feeling then verbally confirm it.  like a total of 4 hours of courtship, years of happiness, a lifetime of regrets.




I agree that Joie went a little overboard but I undertsand her reasoning. This kind of thing has become a running gag with my girlfriend. Everytime she meets a nice guy that she could befriend, turns out he has hidden motives.

Same thing has happened to me, but I think women get the signal a lot better than men. Some men just don't want to see the signals and this is what I think Joie is talking about. This is when it gets creepy.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18780771 - 08/31/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah there are going to be some miscommunications regardless. Being annoyingly persistent with someone who is trying to get the idea across that they're not interested is indeed a dick move, but there is no indication that the OP was doing that. Everyone has to rely on subtle cues at first to get a feel for things, and often you're going to be wrong. That's just life.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: psi]
    #18782401 - 08/31/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah there are going to be some miscommunications regardless. Being annoyingly persistent with someone who is trying to get the idea across that they're not interested is indeed a dick move, but there is no indication that the OP was doing that. Everyone has to rely on subtle cues at first to get a feel for things, and often you're going to be wrong. That's just life.




No I don't think OP was doing anything like that, I was just bringing a little sanity to Joie's argument.

No offense Joie, but your first reply to OP was way out there!


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18782411 - 08/31/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd recommend returning the favor. Perhaps a quick judo chop to her nose. See how she likes it.



Note: It must be a judo chop. Only the finesse and accuracy of a judo chop will redeem you from an over-blushing-nosebleed.


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Re: i just got a nosebleed from sitting beside a cute girl in class today [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #18799123 - 09/04/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Ok guys: enough with the malicious comments. Regardless of whether you like someone or agree with someone or not, it doesn't mean you have the right to troll them or post maliciously about them.

Fapjack, you win the honor(?) of getting banned.. Keep the maliciousness out the Pub and in OTD.





I don't post in OTD, and I wasn't being malicious I was trying to be funny.  Within that 5 day ban though I managed to relapse on to heroin, which I blame entirely on you.


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