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InvisibleNWlight
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that moment in the shower
    #18772712 - 08/29/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

that moment in the shower when you are turned away from the showerhead with your hand cupped below your anus waiting for it to fill up with water so you can fully cleanse the soap from your nether regions


am I rite?


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18772728 - 08/29/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I usually just spread my butt cheeks.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18772734 - 08/29/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

pics

i'll trade :derfase:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18772738 - 08/29/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No. My shower head is on the end of a flexible hose, and it has a pulse setting so I can shoot my anus machine gun style.


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: koods]
    #18772744 - 08/29/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Some one takes long showers...:goatse: . . . :peace:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: koods]
    #18772746 - 08/29/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Those are the best for anal cleaning. Feels great too


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: NWlight]
    #18772777 - 08/29/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

somebody needs to buy a shower nozzle with a hose, op...


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: ganjfather]
    #18772783 - 08/29/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I actually have one i'm just too lazy to install it :lol:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: NWlight]
    #18772810 - 08/29/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I have a very clean anus, hairy but clean :wink:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18772822 - 08/29/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
I have a very clean anus, hairy but clean :wink:




You have a hairy anus? Eww.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18772840 - 08/29/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Can I wax it for you?


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: koods] * 4
    #18772846 - 08/29/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
I have a very clean anus, hairy but clean :wink:




You have a hairy anus? Eww.



DO NOT SHAVE IT.
trust me


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: dontknow]
    #18772855 - 08/29/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
I have a very clean anus, hairy but clean :wink:




You have a hairy anus? Eww.



DO NOT SHAVE IT.
trust me




Why? What happened?


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: koods]
    #18772860 - 08/29/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lots of bumps, redness and itching for days


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: koods]
    #18772864 - 08/29/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It burns like hell until the hair grows back. An evil price to pay just so you have less hair where you feel uncomfortable about it. Just leave it, theres nothing wrong with hair!


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: dontknow]
    #18772869 - 08/29/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Squat and jetstream setting works for me  :shrug:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18772903 - 08/29/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bidet.


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18773006 - 08/29/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
I usually just spread my butt cheeks.





:whathesaid:

this thread should be stickied


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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: lovemusic]
    #18773025 - 08/29/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This thread.

:lol:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: The Vapor]
    #18773176 - 08/29/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Don't shave ur asshole hair, get a buzzer and buzz it off. No redness or bumps. U gotta protect ur brown eye though. Put a stinky finger over it when the buzzer gets close. Otherwise u gonna be wincing


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: koods]
    #18773462 - 08/29/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Bidet.




Wish I had one with a seat warmer for the winter :thumbup:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18774459 - 08/29/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My ass is fine when I shave :shrug:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18775392 - 08/29/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Can I wax it for you?



You can do whatever you would like to me :africaface:


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18775571 - 08/29/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread :lolsy:

I do the same thing,nwl.

I don't see anything wrong with it. If it works it works,right?


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Re: that moment in the shower [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18775625 - 08/29/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Real men pluck their ass hairs.


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