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OfflineMisterSandman
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    #18772273 - 08/29/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So I took like.....~50mg of 2cb about 2 hours ago.

This van pulls up to my place and just sits there for like 5 minutes. Of course I'm all peeking through the shades staring at it like a shady motherfucker.

So then this family gets out. A mom, a girl (12 maybe?) and this little boy he was maybe like 5. And the start coming for the front door.

Now I'm very confused at this point, I'm like "Am I expecting people?" what the fuck is going on.

So they knock on the door, and they can obviously see me through the window and my door (which has this like little window type things on it) but I awkwardly sit there for a good like 30 seconds thinking "If you don't move they can't see you"

I end up opening the door of course

so you have this little mexican american family, all done up in their best church clothes.

and then me

just out of bed, unshaven, pupils the size of fucking dinner plates. And of course I'm all like scratching the back of my head vigorousl y in an attempt to "look normal"?

So the mom starts saying shit to me in spanish and I'm all like "No comprende" I don't know why I said that, I dont even really think I know what it means

and then she starts telling me that they are looking for other spanish speaking families in the neighborhood

and I'm really trying hard to pay attention to what she is saying but everything is warping and fucked

and then she says like "Anyone else in your house speak spanish?" and like a retard I start looking behind me like "uh nooo I dont think so"

more awkwardness

awkward goodbyes

I felt so guilty for some reason, as if I somehow exposed those nice little kids to my fucked up drug life

sorry if this doesnt make any sense, I'm still pretty fucked in the head

but I mean this is the second time in two weeks that random fucks have shown up at my place while im on psyches. Last week it was some fucking mormons while I was on al-lad and now this

and I dont understand it.....it's like I could have just not opened the door....duhhh


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #18772279 - 08/29/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

There was probably 30 more of them in the van too


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Re: Lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #18772284 - 08/29/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
There was probably 30 more of them in the van too




:lol:


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772289 - 08/29/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

"uh nooo I dont think so"


:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Lol [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #18772294 - 08/29/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It was like every response from me was the worst possible combination of words I could have come up with.

They seemed so far away too. I was like debating asking them to step inside, but thenn I thought nahh that would be kinda weird..


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772304 - 08/29/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

they were just a decoy!

now the mexican gangs know that whitey lives there!


your house will be robbed with in 7 days, and you'll be murdered/ held for ransom


:trollhide:


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Re: Lol [Re: Salomon]
    #18772319 - 08/29/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
they were just a decoy!

now the mexican gangs know that whitey lives there!


your house will be robbed with in 7 days, and you'll be murdered/ held for ransom


:trollhide:




:waaaaaaargh:

NOOOOOOOOO

Kinda funny you should mention that though

I few months back my neighborhood had a rash of break ins where these guys would pose as some sort of roofing company to stake the place out, break in later


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772326 - 08/29/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thats funny, but 50mgs 2 hours ago? if i take 25 mgs im high as shit for at least 4 hours. i mean, 2cb gives you a clear headed high, but i dont think id be able to type, let alone answer the door.


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772342 - 08/29/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So some lady went knocking on random doors with her two young children looking for other people who speak her language? Theres other, more proficient, ways to meet people of the same culture.

Fuckin weird man.


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Re: Lol [Re: current]
    #18772352 - 08/29/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

current said:
thats funny, but 50mgs 2 hours ago? if i take 25 mgs im high as shit for at least 4 hours. i mean, 2cb gives you a clear headed high, but i dont think id be able to type, let alone answer the door.




Well ~50mg, could have been 45 or even 40. but it could have also been 60....my methods of measuring are far from exact

I do have a bit of a tolerence though

but i mean i am fucked, still, the OP took me like 45 minutes to type


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Re: Lol [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18772359 - 08/29/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
So some lady went knocking on random doors with her two young children looking for other people who speak her language? Theres other, more proficient, ways to meet people of the same culture.

Fuckin weird man.




Yeah see I don't know exactly what the fuck they were doing, I think the might have been from some sort of organization or something but the didn't actually say...or maybe they did and I was tripping to hard to hear them


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772368 - 08/29/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

last time i had 2cb was a couple years ago. was the first time i smoked dmt too... crazy shit...

im a little mad though cause i had 100mgs of some fluff ass 2cb last month, but decided to add it in a trade. apart of what i was suppose to get was a g of moon rock, but they sent some bunk methylone instead.


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Re: Lol [Re: current]
    #18772383 - 08/29/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You guys should see this fucking pamphlet the mormons gave me, fucking weird shit....

If were to just scan it and photoshop a few things and start handing it out people would think I was going for Waco round 2.

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772394 - 08/29/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No offense to any mormon shroomerites of course...

I just think your religion is kinda sketchy...is all


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18772448 - 08/29/13 10:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I took 4mg-4.8mg of 25b nBome a few times shit was crazy those visuals omfg


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Re: Lol [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18772464 - 08/29/13 10:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LOL op, the part where you said "maybe if I don't move they wont see me " made me laugh.

I know that feeling.


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Re: Lol [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18772543 - 08/29/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Mexican mafia..luckily u survived.


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Re: Lol [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18773551 - 08/29/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol I got a kick out of this story. Sounds like something I would have done also. Well, not the Mexicans in the van part. The how Sandman reacted part.


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Re: Lol [Re: Niffla]
    #18773591 - 08/29/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

great post OP.  at first i didnt want to read it because of the weird formatting.  but i looked past it because i saw a michael jordan graemlin and i figured that gave it validity.

:thumbup: successful analysis


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