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fapjack
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: Shroomslip]
#18773822 - 08/29/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do you ever drive tired or text and drive?
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Shroomslip
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: fapjack]
#18773825 - 08/29/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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No I don't/wouldn't.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (08/29/13 04:05 PM)
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#18773835 - 08/29/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Don't even get me started on that "smoking makes me a better driver" shit either.. That's the same thing stumbling drunks say. It most certainly doesn't make them a better driver, they just don't notice all the mistakes they're making.
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fapjack
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: Shroomslip]
#18773853 - 08/29/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think marijuana or alcohol makes anyone a better driver with the exception of someone that is physically addicted to alcohol. I still think I'm a better shit faced drunk than a lot of the fucktards on the road.
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: fapjack]
#18773861 - 08/29/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I won't disagree that there are better and worse drunk drivers.. My uncle has been convicted quite a few times for DUI and wrecking cars while drunk while my grandpa did it every day for almost my entire life and never got in a wreck or pulled over..
Although that doesn't mean it was safe for him to do.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: NWlight]
#18773871 - 08/29/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now I want to know what the police report said.
The suspense is killing me, hurry up
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: NWlight]
#18773908 - 08/29/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: I've been beating myself up and not eating or sleeping for almost a month now out of guilt
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NWlight said:
long story short I was eating a burrito in a restaurant and was arrested for DUI.
The guilt part doesn't add up. Why would you feel guilty if you did nothing? Please do explain this to me. Guilt comes within when you know you fucked up... so you were fucked up and don't want to admit you were driving fucked up, while admitting you did.
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: NWlight]
#18773980 - 08/29/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: I'll post with the results later.
cross your collective fingers that I get diversion
also don't need the judgmental posts about driving drunk, I've been beating myself up and not eating or sleeping for almost a month now out of guilt
keep it positive please

The best of luck to you man. I know what it's like to be waiting for court. I hope that you learned a lesson and that everything works out okay.
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So OP have you been sentenced to 15 years in federal prison yet?
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: Patlal]
#18774044 - 08/29/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My step dad is a functional alcoholic. Very cool guy. First thing he doe every morning is drink a coffee then head to his car with his cup filled with a beer. He is 60 years old and not once had a DUI. Although I dont recommend drinking and driving.
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: Uzziel]
#18774045 - 08/29/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Uzziel said: The guilt part doesn't add up. Why would you feel guilty if you did nothing? Please do explain this to me. Guilt comes within when you know you fucked up... so you were fucked up and don't want to admit you were driving fucked up, while admitting you did. 
Yeah, it seems like he keeps altering his story slightly every time he tells it.
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: NWlight]
#18774743 - 08/29/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: I'll post with the results later.
cross your collective fingers that I get diversion.

Come on back, NWlight. I'm running out of 
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: vinsue] 2
#18774772 - 08/29/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ndubs in the jail I know because he texted me were bff's and bf's i miss you bb
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NWlight
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Re: court today for DUI - UPDATE [Re: JoieDeVivre]
#18774995 - 08/29/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JoieDeVivre said:
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Uzziel said: The guilt part doesn't add up. Why would you feel guilty if you did nothing? Please do explain this to me. Guilt comes within when you know you fucked up... so you were fucked up and don't want to admit you were driving fucked up, while admitting you did. 
Yeah, it seems like he keeps altering his story slightly every time he tells it. 
Story hasn't changed at all. and I feel guilty for drinking and driving - I am actually staunchly opposed to it but it was my birthday so I went with the "one drink per hour" rule. apparently that isn't a guaranteed safety net.
Now for ALL of the details!!!
I was at a bar, drove roughly 8-10 blocks to a Mexican food place.
The police received an "anonymous tip" that a car was parked crookedly and the passengers and driver were suspected to be intoxicated.
After being in the restaurant roughly 5 minutes, several officers came in and asked if they could talk to me outside for a bit.
I stupidly said yes. They then asked me if I believed I had been "driving safely that evening" to which I also replied yes.
They then placed me in handcuffs and arrested me for DUI.
I repeatedly asked for a field sobriety test and was denied.
NOW FOR THE FUCKED PART: the police report says that they offered me a field sobriety test and I DENIED it. COMPLETELY FALSE.
They also said that they asked me "did you drive HERE tonight", rather than "have you been driving safely tonight"
so basically an anonymous tip turned into suspicion and arrest, and then later they fucked up the police report to make it look like they had probable cause.
THE SILVER LINING: I was granted diversion.
Fucking asshole cops, the police report is complete horse shit. problem is they know it would take me about 6-8 grand to take them to court and I would risk losing the option of diversion.
seriously, I have much less respect for police now. they completely and utterly fucking LIED in the police report to cover their own asses.
oh, and conveniently their dash cams were MUTED during my encounter.

fucking. assholes.
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: NWlight]
#18775002 - 08/29/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: well ive been drinking coffee with whiskey all morning
time for me to put on my monkey suit and drive to my court appearance.
wish me luck shroom homies
Also this was a joke 
DUI on the way to my DUI hearing
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Re: court today for DUI - UPDATE [Re: NWlight]
#18775006 - 08/29/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good for you!
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Re: court today for DUI - UPDATE [Re: vinsue]
#18775012 - 08/29/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn son nwlight sux they were tryin to fuck you over
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Re: court today for DUI - UPDATE [Re: vinsue] 1
#18775015 - 08/29/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Story hasn't changed at all. and I feel guilty for drinking and driving - I am actually staunchly opposed to it but it was my birthday so I went with the "one drink per hour" rule. apparently that isn't a guaranteed safety net.
Your prior story was that you didn't drink at all while driving. Now you did.
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Re: court today for DUI [Re: NWlight]
#18775024 - 08/29/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shit dude. ...Well... You aint in jail.
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NWlight
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Re: court today for DUI - UPDATE [Re: JoieDeVivre]
#18775039 - 08/29/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Story hasn't changed at all. and I feel guilty for drinking and driving - I am actually staunchly opposed to it but it was my birthday so I went with the "one drink per hour" rule. apparently that isn't a guaranteed safety net.
Your prior story was that you didn't drink at all while driving. Now you did.
haha that was before my court date and I was very careful how I phrased things on here, didn't want to incriminate myself. I don't remember saying I wasn't drinking at all.
please find the post you are referring to if you care to.
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