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InvisibleKnifey Mcstab
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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Konyap]
    #18767313 - 08/28/13 06:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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aiyobro said:
I got caught sneaking into my house when I was 16 like black out drunk with my friend who basically got me in trouble, because he was talking to me before he let me go in, because they had to drag me home almost. Turned into 2 hours of complete stupidity, it's embarassing to talk about, not being able to leave the room, being force to walk around outside I don't even think I honestly threw up or I might have like once and then sobered up and got extremely annoyed talking to them.

Then  my friend was doing bad in school so I'd have to say exactly where I was going and I'd come home smelling like ciggerettes because my other friend smoked and they'd act crazy, basically through out my bike.

When I was like 18 they bitched at me because we smoked in the garage and my cat was there, they were so fucking stupid back then, my sister thought the cat was getting high and dad would go on a rampage because his mother smoked ciggerettes and he came out retarded so he thought weed gave you cancerr...

After that people from the neighborhood would just tell everything they could to my sister who would act freaking nutty but my parents ignore it, then my brother who lives at home would accuse me or someone else of shit.



You sound like a disrespectful little shit tbh.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #18767343 - 08/28/13 06:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah my mom once shredded a bunch of joints we had prerolled that afternoon. I was keeping the joints for other people too but they stunk up the whole hallway  :grin:  Halfway through the shredding I convinced her to stop so we had some left.


Another time she found some random pills I had and thinking they were XTC threw them out my window. I never found out what they actually were.


After some initial resistance my parents actually became quite cool with the whole thing. I was allowed to smoke weed in my room and they knew about the xtc. They did not really like it but did not make to much of an issue of it.

They pretty much know everything I do but maybe not the exact amounts. I have my onw place so who cares anyway  :shrug:


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Tripsurfer] * 2
    #18767358 - 08/28/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I remember the day my mom found some of my friends weed in a pair of pants she was going to wash and she gave it back to me.:peace: That was one hell of a turning point, giving her boy back weed.:yinyang:

Been accused of being stoned a trillion times, half stoned half not. Caught with a friends bong one weekend, dad said get it the hell out of here, I was TOTALLY in the wrong. And caught with booze abunch of times.

Everythings all sorted its self out and family life is great:sunny:

Shorty:peace:


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: spixce]
    #18767378 - 08/28/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My dad ran over my mushroom patch in the backyard with the lawn mower, my parents caught me cooking crank, my dad walked into me shooting up, and caught me smoking pot 1000 times.  My drug use wasn't a very well kept secret...


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Shortknight]
    #18767390 - 08/28/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Got caught with a bag of ground up weed in my desk when my dad went to find a pencil. At the same time I was down the street in the woods trying to smoke myself retarded with a friend. I got home shortly after and my dad holds the bad up and says "what the fuck is this?" the first stupid words out of my mouth were "pencil shavings". He got red faced  and said "i'm not fuckin stupid, this shit can't be in the house. I'd rather see you smoke pot than drink but I can't have this in the house."

Got caught drunk when I decided to drink straight vodka, got belligerently drunk at 17 years old and people (not friends) i was with got freaked out i was gonna die cuz i was blacking out and puking, they dropped me off at the bottom of the driveway in a snow storm and I had to pound on the locked door to have my parents let me in so that i could yells swears at them then puke on the floor and pass out.

now we laugh about it all.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: spixce]
    #18767484 - 08/28/13 08:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Tons of times...
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My Dad walked in and I had cubes on every open surface in my bedroom, I said I picked them thinking that would 'make it better', which is itself ironic because it wasn't bad in the first place, other than the fact I was living with my parents and using their kitchen-etc-sanctimony blah blah.

My Mom caught me growing pot. She saw me looking out the kitchen window and told me that I'd have to 'cut that down before your father sees it' i basically told her no way I put time, effort, and nutes into that plant and I plan on cutting it down when it's ready. Besides, i had this perfect spot and at 3pm I would pull some branches that I had pulled back and hooked on some others earlier, and they would fall into place blocking the plant from the window-Dad put my ass in the yard like a slave for the yard work anyway- and the plant would still get sun because the sun was now high in the sky.

First they said- NO Pot.
then, not on the property
then, not inside in the backyard.
then, ok inside but only your room.

I've been caught by my friend's Mormon mother and that was always far more lulzy and exciting. she would bellow and it would echo through her garage."Andreeeeeew, you're smoking dope!" she was fat and short(nice lady for the most part) and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off when she'd come up to us trying to look tough.

I remember once when we didn't expect her to come home we had a party and there was a massive coke joint that was smoked, so the whole living room smells sorta like tylenol, or something like that...

But the pot isn't as noticeable, and she goes, "i smell dope, i smell dope" i almost pissed myself. :lol:


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: AstroCat]
    #18767593 - 08/28/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I guess this is a story of me basically doing everything I could to get caught... So one night when I was 17 I had drank a shit ton of black velvet and had also smoked a plethra of weed. I dont remember when or how I got home, but the next morning my Mom came in my room and asked me if I had started doing drugs. I denied any involvement with drugs or alcohol while trying to hide the fact that I was hung over as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

She immediately called me out and knew I was lying and she started crying because she was convinced I had started doing meth? Apparently when I got home that night I walked straight to my parents bedroom and woke them up. They said they asked what I was doing and without responding, I pulled out my dick and straight up pissed on their bed, then proceeded to stumble into my own room and pass out!

After explaining that I had a somewhat crazy night, I told her I only drank and didnt smoke, she calmed down and realized I wasnt doing meth lol. Then later my Dad came home and I thought he would be pissed as hell but I told him the same thing and all he did was bust out laughing at the fact that I pissed on their bed  :grin:  Needless to say, I had to do laundry.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18767660 - 08/28/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Drewsifer69 said:
They said they asked what I was doing and without responding, I pulled out my dick and straight up pissed on their bed, then proceeded to stumble into my own room and pass out!




:lolsy:


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: psychodelia]
    #18767837 - 08/28/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

quite a few times, then i grew up and learned how to hide it better by not hiding at all.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: psychodelia]
    #18768144 - 08/28/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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They said they asked what I was doing and without responding, I pulled out my dick and straight up pissed on their bed, then proceeded to stumble into my own room and pass out!




:lolsy:




If I did that my dad would have beaten me half to death.

I can't lie though I was hoping you said that you pulled your dick out and started beatin off. An they let you finish.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #18768172 - 08/28/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Distorted Vision said:
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psychodelia said:
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Drewsifer69 said:
They said they asked what I was doing and without responding, I pulled out my dick and straight up pissed on their bed, then proceeded to stumble into my own room and pass out!




:lolsy:




If I did that my dad would have beaten me half to death.

I can't lie though I was hoping you said that you pulled your dick out and started beatin off. An they let you finish.





Honestly I thought thats where the story was going :P Oh man the embarrassment of that :/


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Hobozen]
    #18768193 - 08/28/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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blankk said:
i have a vivid memory of staring ever so blankly into my mothers eyes, and feeling her fear





Oh dude that's so weird. More details please. Were you lying down on your bed with your door unlocked and she ended up coming in?


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: s240779]
    #18768199 - 08/28/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I told my parents I was smoking weed within a month of starting


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: morrowasted]
    #18768324 - 08/28/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I was always catching shit from my parents back when I was a pothead (and an under-aged pothead at that)


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: plektheplek]
    #18769246 - 08/28/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My mom found some of my brother's weed and I voluntarily took the blame because he's an idiot that can't speak up for himself.

Other than that, my mom once asked what the mushrooms in the drawer were.
I said: It's iike nuts, you have them like a snack. She said OK and left.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #18769291 - 08/28/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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aiyobro said:
I got caught sneaking into my house when I was 16 like black out drunk with my friend who basically got me in trouble, because he was talking to me before he let me go in, because they had to drag me home almost. Turned into 2 hours of complete stupidity, it's embarassing to talk about, not being able to leave the room, being force to walk around outside I don't even think I honestly threw up or I might have like once and then sobered up and got extremely annoyed talking to them.

Then  my friend was doing bad in school so I'd have to say exactly where I was going and I'd come home smelling like ciggerettes because my other friend smoked and they'd act crazy, basically through out my bike.

When I was like 18 they bitched at me because we smoked in the garage and my cat was there, they were so fucking stupid back then, my sister thought the cat was getting high and dad would go on a rampage because his mother smoked ciggerettes and he came out retarded so he thought weed gave you cancerr...

After that people from the neighborhood would just tell everything they could to my sister who would act freaking nutty but my parents ignore it, then my brother who lives at home would accuse me or someone else of shit.



You sound like a disrespectful little shit tbh.




shut the fuck up.


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: trunksan] * 1
    #18769324 - 08/28/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Other than that, my mom once asked what the mushrooms in the drawer were.
I said: It's iike nuts, you have them like a snack. She said OK and left.





*reaches in the bag and trys one*


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: elborito] * 3
    #18769357 - 08/28/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Nah but my mum caught me listening to eminem and grounded me for like 2 weeks.



:lolwut:


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: Sheekle]
    #18769406 - 08/28/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Nah but my mum caught me listening to eminem and grounded me for like 2 weeks.



:lolwut:



HAHA... When Eminem came out with his 2nd CD I wanted it. Being I believe 13 at the time I couldnt buy it myself so I tricked my mom in to getting it for me.

She knew there was the explicit version and the censored version and I somehow got her to believe that the lil black box on the CD cover meant it was the censored version. She bought me the explicit version and never found out  :grin:


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Re: Did you ever get caught with drugs by parents [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18769419 - 08/28/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I used to go to bestbuy with my mom and walk out with like Jay-z, ghost face killa and even immortal technique back in highschool before Datpiff and Limewire:lol:


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