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Student Registered: 06/27/13 Posts: 345 Loc: MURIKA! Last seen: 1 year, 10 months |
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![]() neighbor Clinton: Hey Paul! Paul: Hey what's buddy how the hell yah been? I heard you were in the hospital man; everything OK? Clinton: Yeah man I'm fine same chit different day just my back problems. Paul: ah yeah I hear yah the older we get the more we want to be like kids. Paul: well I'm off to work bud but lets have a beer when I'm out, the wife will be out doing her nails so I got an hour before she finds me after work. Clinton: the wife?, oh you mean the boss ha no problem buddy ill see yah later. Allen: Hey loser how was your weekend with the ball and chain lifestyle. Allen: you know what I did last night, Smell it go ahead smell my finger kid! Paul: you gross motha fucka why you always got to bust my balls man. Allen: listen all I'm saying is you need some bro time your starting to develop breasts! Paul: Good one buddy turn your ass around and get back to work before we both get fired. Allen: yeah yeah OK were do you want to grub today for lunch? Paul: they opened up this new subway around the corner save some money and gas? Allen: sounds good to me, pulled pork!!!! Melissa: finally back huh what took you so long, I though you got out at 5 its 10! Where the fuck have you been! Paul: Melissa calm down and relax take a drink and relax its all about relax.. Melissa: have you been drinking!, you promised me you would stop! Paul: I only had a few relax its not the end of the dam world. Melissa: you know what go fuck yourself I'm staying at my mothers tonight. Paul: fine get going then if your going to act like a bitch, your just like your mother! Melissa: fuck you Paul your a sloppy mess you can't even stand strait Melissa screeches off in the car eyes red and full of hurt. Melissa: mom! He is a fucking asshole!!! Melissa: I'm furious he showed up 5 hours late drunk and he did not even bother to call! Nancy:calm down I can barely understand you,take a breath relax and we will talk come home now! Before stopping at her parents Melissa parks the car on the side of the street to collect herself. As she is wiping her tears and cleaning her makeup a man outside notices her. She notices him walking towards the car Melissa: oh god the last thing I need is some creep hitting on me. Arthur: Melissa?! Is that you? Melissa: oh my god Arthur is that you! Wow I look a mess I'm so sorry Arthur: oh please you look great is everything OK. Melissa: yeah I'm fine just a bit upset took a drive, you still cheering ha! Arthur: oh please we all know why I did that. Want to come in for some coffee and catch up cheer captain? Melissa: actually... I would love to Arthur: great you can leave your car right their, these little shits wont touch your car. Walking in the house Melissa looks around and notices risky photos of women. Melissa: um Arthur what's up with all the.. Arthur: Don't get any idea ill stop you their I'm just a photographer for a magazine. Melissa: impressive Arthur! I'm very happy for you Arthur: well thank you what are you up to these days? Melissa: oh just the housewife life I'm still with Paul, we had a fight today about his drinking. Arthur: Paul! Really you kept Paul I told you he was no good with his drinking Melissa: I no I don't feel like hearing the I told you so's I'm already upset Arthur:sorry Melissa: its OK Arthur I know your always their for me, sometimes I wish I just had a job so I could be distracted. Arthur: well I am a photographer. Melissa: what are you saying Arthur: I could get you a job as a model Melissa: oh please why would you want me to model for you Arthur: Melissa your beautiful I would love to photograph you. Melissa: eh I don't know ill have to think about it, I really should be going now. I'm supposed to be at my mothers. Arthur: no problem ill walk you out and here take my card if you change your mind OK!? Melissa: ha OK thanks Arthur ill keep in touch. After leaving Arthur's house Melissa felt more calm and decided to return home. Melissa: hey mom I'm feeling a bit better not I think I'm just going to head home Nancy: um OK you no your crazy right. Melissa: yeah I no but thanks mom. A week later. Clinton: hey buddy sorry about last week that was my bad. Paul: awe that don't stress it man she's OK now Clinton: hey you got any time before work I need a ride to dunkins Paul: yeah no problem bud hop in IM heading their now. When they arrive at dunkins they are surprised to see Melissa at the front line. Paul: honey I thought you had an appointment today. Melissa: appointment yeah.. I got out early and figured ide get a coffee Paul:oh crap! I'm late for work Melissa can you give Clinton a ride home. Melissa: well actu.. Paul: great thanks babe got to run love yah! See ya later Clinton! Clinton: Melissa thank you for the ride, as you know me and Paul are best friends. Melissa: um yes I know that Clinton: I hope your not doing anything shady Melissa: excuse me! Clinton: hey all I'm sa.. Melissa: get out right now! How dare you make such a statement! Clinton: IM sor... Melissa: did you not hear me get out! Clinton: Jesus fine your nuts! Clinton gets out of the car slamming the door as Melissa screeches off. Clinton: god what a bitch! Melissa: Arthur! Where are you I need to see you I want the job! Arthur: hey what's that's great to hear meet me at my house in five. When Melissa arrives at Arthur's house she spots him throwing away large amount of trash and cat food. Melissa: Jesus Arthur how many cats do you have. Arthur: well it gets lonely sometimes here the more pets the better Melissa: awe poor Arthur's lonely, don't worry you got me now. Arthur: yeah but I don't have you like I want you Melissa: oh yeah and how do you want me Arthur. Arthur: lets start with some photos and poses and see where it ends. Melissa: you are something else huh Arthur: put this on and lets get started. Melissa: yes sir! As Melissa runs to the bathrooms to change she stumbles over a carpet and notices a clump of what looks like blood and hair. She picks it up examining it. Melissa: what the fuck is this (she thinks to herself) Arthur: you almost ready in their girl!? Melissa: um yeah ill be right out just give me a minute. Melissa: hey on my way to the bathroom I noticed some blood and hair on your carpet Arthur: those dam cats are always fighting! Arthur: now back to the fun part. Melissa: Arthur how many cats do you have? Arthur: I have 6 cats Melissa Melissa: how come I have not seen one? Arthur: do you want to do this or keep talking about cats? Melissa: relax Arthur I was just curious Arthur: well you keep asking all these questions Melissa: you no what this doesn't feel right I think I should leave Arthur: oh come on now really! I was just messing with you Melissa: I really think I should be going now Melissa phone starts to ring. Melissa: Shit its Paul I really should be going,he would freak out if he found out I was here. Arthur snatches the phone from her and answers it Arthur: hey Paul its your old pall Arthur from high school me and Melissa are busy she will have to call you back Paul: Arthur? What the fuck,who is this and put my fucking wife on the phone. Arthur: like I said we are busy! Melissa: Arthur have you lost your fucking mind! Arthur: shut up slut! (Arthur strikes Melissa with a right hook knocking her unconscious.) Paul: what the fuck was that! Who is this who the fuck!.. Arthur: your wife does not love you anymore get over it! Paul: you piece of chit I will fucking find you and rip your throat out! Arthur: Good luck buddy! (hangs up) Paul runs outside the stench of burning rubber as he reverses catches Clinton's attention. Clinton: you! Buddy! What the fuck are you OK theirs kids around here! Paul: my wife's in serious fucking danger OK! Clinton: wo bud slow it down what the hell is going on Paul: I have no idea I don't have time to talk! Paul screeches off leaving nothing but tire marks and a worried friend. Clinton thinking to himself decides to take action Clinton: I can't just sit here the least I can do is visit the police station. Paul calls Allen his co worker and high school friend. Paul: remember that little FUCKTARD! Arthur who had a crush on Melissa! Allen: yeah actually my sister had him do her wedding photos, what's up bud why are you screaming. Paul: My wife is somewhere with him and I think she is in danger! When I find him I will bucking rip his face off! Paul: where does he fucking live! Where the fuck! Allen: dude rela.... Paul: if you tell me to relax I will kill you tell me where he lives now! Allen: I'm not sure dude ill call my sister and ask her if she knows. Paul: hurry the fuck up this is important my wife's on the line! Allen: OK OK ill try my best! Melissa wakes up with dizzy in a rusty chair tied with wet rags. Arthur: ah your awake my love. Melissa: why are you doing this Arthur WHY! Melissa: just please,please let me go please Arthur I promise I wont say a word. Melissa: Arthur please let me go please you don't need to do this. Arthur: Arthur please! hahaha shut up already Melissa your not special your not the only one. He gives her a dish full of cat food and some water. Arthur: just shut the fuck up and eat your delicious food mittens, yeah mittens is better then Melissa. Melissa: arthe.... Arthur: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT! Arthur takes a coat hanger and starts whipping,to the point were the blood cools off the burning sensation of being whipped. Melissa out of tears and hope decides to obey for a chance at life. Arthur: there see that was not to bad and I bet it taste good to right mittens. I said RIGHT MITTENS! Melissa: yes YES! Arthur: silly cats can't talk,so keep your FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND EAT! The phone rings, its Allen calling Paul back Paul: please give me good news! Allen: I found were the son of a bitch lives, he lives on 626 progress ave the house across from the law office. You need help bud!? Paul: No time on my fucking way! Clinton arrives at the police station to explain as best as he can the situation Officer: how can I help you sir? Clinton: officer I have no idea what's going on,my neighbors wife is in danger! We believe she has been kidnapped or missing or god knows what!? Officer: OK OK calm down just sit down and explain to me what happened. Clinton: I just fucking told you what happened she's missing! Can you help or not! Officer: calm down sir we will do what we can is their any information you can offer me to help locate her Clinton: last I seen her she was at dunkins and she kicked me out of the car. As Clinton explains his story Allen walks in and screams for an officer. Allen: I NEED FUCKING HELP! My friend's wife is in DANGER! Clinton: Paul's wife? Allen:yes! You know him? Clinton: Paul is my neighbor I came here to help any way I could. Allen: you want to help lets go get this fucker! Allen and Clinton leave the police station with the officers to check the house out. Meanwhile Paul has gotten to the house. Paul: OK theirs got to be a way inside without being noticed. He walks around the property and notices the bathroom window open. Crawling though the window he makes it inside. When he opens the door the rug gets caught and a trap door is reveled under the carpet. Paul: what the fuck is going on here.. Paul opens the door and makes his way down the steps. Arthur: did you hear something mittens? Lets hope we don't have guests I want you all to myself tonight. Melissa remains silent of fear of being beaten,her tears held on the inside trying to brake through her eyes. Paul makes his way down the stairs and trips on the last step. Arthur: now I definitely herd that I'm going to check it out stay here mittens! Paul: fuck someone's coming I have to hide. Paul finds a dark little room and hides in the corner hoping he is not discovered Arthur comes along looking in every crack and finds nothing going back to Melissa. Paul turns the light on to discover about 10 women chained up against the walls with bowls of cat food and water. Paul: holy hell, don't worry I'm not here to hurt you I'm just looking for my wife! Paul grabs a hammer from a nightstand in the room Paul: this will do Arthur: well it was nothing mittens, don't worry we are safe here. Melissa: go fuck yourself you sick bastard Arthur: wo now that's not very nice is it. Melissa spits in Arthur face Melissa: rot in hell you piece of chit Arthur: I wish you had not done that, time to put this one to sleep. Arthur reaches in his bag and takes out a scalpel Arthur: oh hello old friend I have someone who's been dying to meet you. Paul makes his way down the hallway and notices Arthur in the distance.lights flickering making vision harder he gets closer and closer each step. Arthur: huh what's that noise Turning around he notices a hammer coming strait for him. Paul misses and Arthur slices one of his ears off. Paul: ahhhhh fuck I'm sorry honey I'm so sorry I tried! Arthur climbs on top of Paul and begins to cut the other ear off not realizing Melissa is using the hammer to cut the rags. Melissa brakes out and hits Arthur in the side of the head, knocking him on the ground giving her enough time to escape up the stairs. Arthur:Im So Sorry I didn't mean for all this to happen, I didn't mean to keep you alive for so long.. "Please don't RUN! ITS OK!!..... God why are you so loud, I mean its not like your FUCKING!Husband can HEAR YOU! His ears have already been cut off my love he wont suffer he can't hear you scream NO ONE CAN YOU FUCKING BITCH! Melissa in terror begins putting furniture over the trap door to kill time. Arthur keeps smashing and trying to get through it Arthur: come one I'm just playing around,OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR MITTENS! Melissa terrified runs to the kitchen grabbing a knife. A loud crash and Arthur makes it through. Arthur: oh you fucked up big time! I'm coming for you lets play hide n seek. Lets have a chase it will be fun! Melissa: IM IN THE KITCHEN YOU FUCKING SCUM! Arthur: why did you have to ruin the adventure for me, thanks for making it easy! As he runs to the kitchen he finds nothing. Arthur: ah so we are playing hide n seek goody! I love these risky games! He begins to examine the room and notices a small amount of blood drip from the closet door. Arthur: ha well that was easy.. As he opens the door he is attacked from behind and stabbed in the. Arthur:ahhhh!!! You fucking bitch! Ill kill you! He turns around and grabs the knife from her hands and throws it across the room. He begins beating her until she hits the ground and then begins to choke her. As she begins to fade out Paul makes it up their stairs. Arthur: she's dead now nice going hero. Paul: if you think your going to get away with this your dead fucking wrong. Arthur: oh and what are you going to do I'm shocked you can even hear me. At that moment cop sirens came buzzing down the street surrounding the house. The officer knocks on the door. Sir we have a search warrant and would like to come in. Taking this opportunity Paul screams. Paul: he killed her! He fucking killed her! Paul whispers to Arthur Paul: if you think I'm going to let you just get arrested you dead fucking wrong you scum bag. Paul screams one more time. Paul: get em girls. Arthur: girls? Paul: yeah the ones you chained up and their pissed! Suddenly Arthur is surrounded by the women Arthur: do your worst your all filthy fucking animals! The women begin tearing his cloth off and tying him to a chair women: this is for destroying our lives burn in hell! Arthur was burned alive as the women sat in a circle watching him burn. The cops kicked down the down to a scene of horror. Paul: please please come back to me please I love you I need you come back to me Melissa! Giving her mouth to mouth doing everything possible with no luck her lifeless body laid in the blood covered floor. Suddenly the sun shined through the windows and a moment of peace was felt. Paul began to brake down holding her tight in his arms he gave her one last tight squeeze. A miracle happened the gift of life is granted back to her she Coffs out blood and looks into her lovers eyes. Melissa: I died I saw the light I herd you screaming I felt your tears your love saved me from the demons. Edited by Cult420 (08/28/13 12:22 AM)
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Big Dick Chakra Registered: 03/07/10 Posts: 14,473 Loc: Uncanny Valley |
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I'm scared to read that whole thing and find out it was lame.
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Registered: 04/24/09 Posts: 14,561 Loc: Utah |
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tldr. Centered with few spaces between lines makes it harder to read, too. It looks like a bunch of massive paragraphs.
Edited by nooneman (08/28/13 12:05 AM)
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Student Registered: 06/27/13 Posts: 345 Loc: MURIKA! Last seen: 1 year, 10 months |
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Quote: not the greatest but ehh I try to be creative im no writer.
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Student Registered: 06/27/13 Posts: 345 Loc: MURIKA! Last seen: 1 year, 10 months |
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Quote: Ill try and space it better sorry its just a lot haha --------------------
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I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 31,375 Loc: You get banned for saying that Last seen: 11 hours, 52 minutes |
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This story is fucked up as shit. Good story
too soon after the story of those 3 chicks who were raped for 10 years then discovered though. I mean, really........ great story, just really reminded me of that awful incident -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties! I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Student Registered: 06/27/13 Posts: 345 Loc: MURIKA! Last seen: 1 year, 10 months |
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Quote: haha oh man sorry I forot about that sick bastard
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I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 31,375 Loc: You get banned for saying that Last seen: 11 hours, 52 minutes |
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Quote: No problem. If it makes you feel any better I think the lack of views of this thread and really childish comments are very strong evidence about how retarded the shroomery has become and the lack of intelligence found on here threads like these were actually more common at one time. Although I've only been a member since 2007 and the shroomery is a lot older then that, I think this place has REALLY taken a huge fucking dive
-------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties! I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Student Registered: 06/27/13 Posts: 345 Loc: MURIKA! Last seen: 1 year, 10 months |
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Quote: Well thanks man, I no people just like being grammar Nazis. Or just fucking gay. I love looking at creative posts or art especially from the shroomery because I know some of us have a deeper understanding of things and a different way of looking at stuff, so it is always interesting.But I do know what you mean it is rare to see a post like that. --------------------
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not the greatest but ehh I try to be creative im no writer.
I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
haha oh man sorry I forot about that sick bastard
threads like these were actually more common at one time. Although I've only been a member since 2007 and the shroomery is a lot older then that, I think this place has REALLY taken a huge fucking dive

