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terric


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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: kr0nik0]
#18762833 - 08/27/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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More responsible? You don't know anything about me. It's ludicrous that I have to be screened for drugs to sit in a classroom (Id understand for clinicals) I've also researched the program and saw nothing about it - a past program didn't require it either. Excuse me for being irresponsible for smoking a bowl Saturday night after work - guess I shouldve gotten shit faced instead.
Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Im gonna drink as much water as possible and put it off until the last minute. Also gonna lay off the devil weed >.>
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Patlal
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762870 - 08/27/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man its insane how you guys penalize drug use so much. It seems like one joint can fuck your entire future. It seems logical to me that the best way to help someone with a drug problem would be to reintegrate him back into society and have him go back to school or work to make a living. But no, stick every possible obstacle in their way. Getting sober is already hard enough as it is.
I'm sorry, but you guys live in an upside down country where nothing makes sense. I try my best to understand how your society sees this as the right way and I have a very hard time reaching a positive conclusion.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762951 - 08/27/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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terric said: I'm enrolled in a few classes this semester - two of which are A&P 1 and EMT 1. I've just sat here for a few hours studying only to read that I have to pay $93 within the first week of my EMT class to take a drug screening. The fuck? I've spent so much time and worked so hard to even get back into college and now they are going to drug screen me for being there (I smoked a bowl two days ago). Thoughts?
Despite that 30 day thc staying in your system story, I think you can still pass. Get a few gallons of water, and start jogging. Even if metabolite traces still show up in your system for weeks, pretty sure you can flush your shit enough in one day that nothing will come up
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18762958 - 08/27/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: alot of labs can detect synthetic urine nowadays. the best way to fake it is with real pee.
I'm surprised to hear that. I've never really heard of people having problems with synthetic except just not having the temp right. As long as it's a good synthetic with all the electrolytes and shit.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762970 - 08/27/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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terric said: I'm enrolled in a few classes this semester - two of which are A&P 1 and EMT 1. I've just sat here for a few hours studying only to read that I have to pay $93 within the first week of my EMT class to take a drug screening. The fuck? I've spent so much time and worked so hard to even get back into college and now they are going to drug screen me for being there (I smoked a bowl two days ago). Thoughts?
Fuck em. Fuck school. It is all propaganda brain washing buuuullllllshiiiiiiiiit 
Or fake pee. That will work for sure.
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hidenseek1
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: imachavel]
#18763245 - 08/27/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
best option if you don't have a clean non-pregnant friend to piss for you
that be a pretty funny mistake
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terric said: Excuse me for being irresponsible for smoking a bowl Saturday night after work - guess I shouldve gotten shit faced instead.
lol, well i find that statement funny, im sure kron just worded his post a bit off, i havnt really seen him be a malicious poster on here
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Despite that 30 day thc staying in your system story, I think you can still pass. Get a few gallons of water, and start jogging. Even if metabolite traces still show up in your system for weeks, pretty sure you can flush your shit enough in one day that nothing will come up
i dont know much about drug tests, but id agree with this, especially if that bowl was your first in a while
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Patlal]
#18764162 - 08/27/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Man its insane how you guys penalize drug use so much. It seems like one joint can fuck your entire future. It seems logical to me that the best way to help someone with a drug problem would be to reintegrate him back into society and have him go back to school or work to make a living. But no, stick every possible obstacle in their way. Getting sober is already hard enough as it is.
I'm sorry, but you guys live in an upside down country where nothing makes sense. I try my best to understand how your society sees this as the right way and I have a very hard time reaching a positive conclusion.
Every time you post it's, "america is the worst country this is why it's so bad".
Get the fuck over it, dude.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: ganjfather]
#18764183 - 08/27/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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if it was a test like the other subjects i would be all for it.
Susie wants to buy some crack, how much should she be expected to pay?
Needles must be sterile, true or false?
Which of these is not a Drug? A. Nutmeg B. Coffee C. Banana Peel
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hidenseek1
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: druqs]
#18764464 - 08/27/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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id say nutmeg, i have tried it a few different ways in hs to no effect
now bannana's at least boost serotonin
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Patlal
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: ganjfather]
#18764980 - 08/27/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Man its insane how you guys penalize drug use so much. It seems like one joint can fuck your entire future. It seems logical to me that the best way to help someone with a drug problem would be to reintegrate him back into society and have him go back to school or work to make a living. But no, stick every possible obstacle in their way. Getting sober is already hard enough as it is.
I'm sorry, but you guys live in an upside down country where nothing makes sense. I try my best to understand how your society sees this as the right way and I have a very hard time reaching a positive conclusion.
Every time you post it's, "america is the worst country this is why it's so bad".
Get the fuck over it, dude.
True. I am harsh on the US. I miss the days when you ruled the world. I can't remember the last time I heard good news, which sucks. I'm sure there are plenty of amazing stuff happening, but the news seems hellbent on broadcasting only the bad stuff. Eventually, you kinda get in the mood that everything is bad. It's just, I don't know, I see so much potential in the country and it always seems out of grasp by an inch, its frustrating. If I'm frustrated, I can't imagine how you guys feel. You live there. Too much depends on you guys, you aren't allowed to fail otherwise the earth will become a very shitty place.
That being said. Surely you agree with me that drug testing someone that wants to educate himself is a dick move
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18765201 - 08/27/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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terric said: More responsible? You don't know anything about me. It's ludicrous that I have to be screened for drugs to sit in a classroom (Id understand for clinicals) I've also researched the program and saw nothing about it - a past program didn't require it either. Excuse me for being irresponsible for smoking a bowl Saturday night after work - guess I shouldve gotten shit faced instead.
Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Im gonna drink as much water as possible and put it off until the last minute. Also gonna lay off the devil weed >.>
You don't have to get all defensive. You're right, I don't know anything about you. I also didn't advocate you get shit faced either as you put it.
I just don't understand how I have 2 close friends and an acquaintance taking EMT classes currently that were all fully aware that they would be drug tested at some point in the course. How that slid by you is beyond me
Get over it man. You fucked up by smoking a bowl. That wasn't responsible. I love to smoke weed, but I wouldn't be doing so if I was training to become an EMT due to the laws we must abide by. Not because I agree we shouldn't be allowed to smoke weed in our off time.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: kr0nik0]
#18766295 - 08/27/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The labs can detect many products now days you have to be careful about the products. Some do work they are always trying to beat the test.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Shroomism]
#18766317 - 08/27/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
The stuff I linked earlier is real powdered human urine, guaranteed clean, it's the same stuff they use to calibrate the machines. expensive but works every time.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Patlal]
#18766408 - 08/27/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Patlal said: Man its insane how you guys penalize drug use so much. It seems like one joint can fuck your entire future. It seems logical to me that the best way to help someone with a drug problem would be to reintegrate him back into society and have him go back to school or work to make a living. But no, stick every possible obstacle in their way. Getting sober is already hard enough as it is.
I'm sorry, but you guys live in an upside down country where nothing makes sense. I try my best to understand how your society sees this as the right way and I have a very hard time reaching a positive conclusion.
Every time you post it's, "america is the worst country this is why it's so bad".
Get the fuck over it, dude.
True. I am harsh on the US. I miss the days when you ruled the world. I can't remember the last time I heard good news, which sucks. I'm sure there are plenty of amazing stuff happening, but the news seems hellbent on broadcasting only the bad stuff. Eventually, you kinda get in the mood that everything is bad. It's just, I don't know, I see so much potential in the country and it always seems out of grasp by an inch, its frustrating. If I'm frustrated, I can't imagine how you guys feel. You live there. Too much depends on you guys, you aren't allowed to fail otherwise the earth will become a very shitty place.
That being said. Surely you agree with me that drug testing someone that wants to educate himself is a dick move
I agree, it is. But things like this go on in many countries, even canada. Singling out America for every little thing doesn't make any body feel any better.
Live and let live. Takes a smart person to survive and thrive these days.
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