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terric


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A goddamn drug test to attend school?
#18761843 - 08/26/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm enrolled in a few classes this semester - two of which are A&P 1 and EMT 1. I've just sat here for a few hours studying only to read that I have to pay $93 within the first week of my EMT class to take a drug screening. The fuck? I've spent so much time and worked so hard to even get back into college and now they are going to drug screen me for being there (I smoked a bowl two days ago). Thoughts?
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric] 4
#18761849 - 08/26/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its common knowledge that all EMTs get screen'd before getting enrolled in...... this goes for most health professions that involve with you dealing with life and death.
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lulz
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Uzziel]
#18761857 - 08/26/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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picked the wrong classes buddy
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18761862 - 08/26/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wait as long as possible an stay hydrated.
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terric


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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Uzziel]
#18761865 - 08/26/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've been enrolled in a program in the past and was never screen'd. I'd understand for clinicals in EMT2.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18761975 - 08/26/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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push it off by telling them you dont have the money and then once youve pushed that as long as you can tell them theres no way YOU are paying for THEM to drug test you, that might push it a little farther if things go right
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lulz
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18761995 - 08/26/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah led has the idea. just drink a shitton of water from here til the test and no more smokin. also sweating will help.
or they do sell things that are supposed to flush your body but.. i hear its pretty shitty sweating all day and heat flashes and stuff.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762067 - 08/26/13 11:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762089 - 08/26/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can't believe that you have to take a drug test for school?
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762091 - 08/26/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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synthetic urine dood
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762125 - 08/27/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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They never drug tested us when I took a WFR course. And it was my understanding that they didn't drug test for any other med-tech courses they offered (from Wilderness First-Aid, all the way up to Wilderness EMT). I would think that's up to your potential, future employer to drug test you... not the school that you earn your certs at. That's pretty gay, I gotta say.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: terric]
#18762143 - 08/27/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
terric said: I'm enrolled in a few classes this semester - two of which are A&P 1 and EMT 1. I've just sat here for a few hours studying only to read that I have to pay $93 within the first week of my EMT class to take a drug screening. The fuck? I've spent so much time and worked so hard to even get back into college and now they are going to drug screen me for being there (I smoked a bowl two days ago). Thoughts?
The drug test will not be observed..they won't watch u piss. Go to local head shop and find Quick fix synthetic urine. I used it for two years, and they were sending mine to the lab. The bottle it comes in has a temperature gauge so its easy to keep body temperature. If u know someone who will pee for you RIGHT before the test, this will also work. Good luck and fuck em, your gunna be a fine EMT. If u so choose
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Magicman69]
#18762157 - 08/27/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fake pee, broham.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Uzziel]
#18762166 - 08/27/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Uzziel said: Its common knowledge that all EMTs get screen'd before getting enrolled in...... this goes for most health professions that involve with you dealing with life and death.
Exactly this.
If you knew that you were enrolling in a class to be an EMT, you should've done the research beforehand, and you'd know that you would be drug tested.
The only thing you can do now is use one of the many methods out there to mask your piss, use fake piss, etc... If you are planning on becoming a person that is in charge of other people's lives you should start trying to be more responsible asap. Good luck.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: kr0nik0]
#18762328 - 08/27/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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alot of labs can detect synthetic urine nowadays. the best way to fake it is with real pee.
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18762333 - 08/27/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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^ true. Most labs can detect the synthetic urine now. If it's a for real lab test I wouldn't take any chances. The stuff I linked earlier is real powdered human urine, guaranteed clean, it's the same stuff they use to calibrate the machines. expensive but works every time. best option if you don't have a clean non-pregnant friend to piss for you
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Shroomism]
#18762350 - 08/27/13 02:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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keep it strapped to you leg to get it warm
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Konyap]
#18762352 - 08/27/13 02:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I mean like your groin it has to be really warm
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Konyap]
#18762354 - 08/27/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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you know those hand warmer packs? use those and strap it to your thigh the kit comes with one, as well as a thermometer on the vial to make sure its the right temp
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Re: A goddamn drug test to attend school? [Re: Shroomism]
#18762359 - 08/27/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The new quick fix doesn't test positive at the lab my outpatient used to send it to. But who knows maybe since then they can test for it.
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