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Offlinecrimsonking91
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pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake
    #18758868 - 08/26/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So I just aquired fresh picked cubensis, me and a psychedelic virgin lol decide to trip, I've tripped many times and basically spent half of my teenage years robotripping daily ( I know its bad but irrelevant so don't mention it lol)  anyway as we're weighing them he puts on 1.8 grams fresh, one little mushroom. I tell him the 90% water thing and he doesn't  believe me  he thinks I'm trying to give him some crazy dose because of my tripping history, as I said I've tripped a lot and known to take high doses. Not that I'm try to be cool or anything but love the psychedelic experience. Any way even though I eat 30 grams and his jaw drops. he really doesn't believe me aboutthe whole fresh mushroom thing.I would have thought he would know I'm not crazy enough to just eat thirty dry grams like it was nothing but i guess not. He says he's seen people eat shrooms and that the 2 gram one he ate looked like the same amount of his friends half eighth which was dried. I just laughed and said whatever he will know when I'm tripping and he's not.
  Anyway he doesn't trip and claims they're fake. I was tripping amd almost felt offended lol. So I showed him the info online and he finally believed me. But then what made me annoyed was when he refused to eat the rest abother 18 grams. He said they were disgusting and couldnt possibly eat that much. I understand that it is a lot to eat sort of, but nowhere near as bad as trying to chew down six packs of morning glory seeds. Kind of makes me a little nauseous now talking about it lol.I was a little ticked off because I wanted a tripping buddy, oh well he was cool enough to chill for the duration of my trip. He said he will trip with me when they dry down next week.Just thought this story was ammusing and decided to share.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: crimsonking91] * 4
    #18758871 - 08/26/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh well, his loss


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: nicechrisman] * 2
    #18758918 - 08/26/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ignorance was definitely not bliss in this case.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: Old Pokey]
    #18758928 - 08/26/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: Old Pokey]
    #18758932 - 08/26/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh the lols.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: Old Pokey]
    #18758936 - 08/26/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I bet that fucked your trip up having to explain stuff to someone so ignorant.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18758958 - 08/26/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I have been munching for years and i prefer the 1.5 to 2 gram range for being social and tripping.  I have actually, in all my time of cultivation, have yet to eat any raw mushies.  I don't like mushrooms in general.  Taste, texture, look are all things I find apauling about fungus.  But i love to grow them and eat them dry!  To a novice a 1 gram mushie might be intimidating.  Especially if it's a fully mature PC.  It would look huge in comparison to its dried counterpart.  Just do this...go to the store buy a bottle of Ginger Root Powder in pills.  Take 2 empty empty them out.  Turn 2 grams of mush into powder and fill capsuls.  Then have your friend take them.  Im sure he will think its only a gram then BAM!  Also if you take the ginger root it will help with any stomach issues that the mush may cause you.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: ghostinthemist]
    #18759036 - 08/26/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lolol.  great story.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: memes]
    #18759083 - 08/26/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Am I the only one who likes the taste of mushrooms? I'm not a big fan of them wet, but I will chew the fuck out of them dry and try to get all the taste out of them I can.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18759106 - 08/26/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

never had wet cubes

but pan cints, taste awesome fresh, but i dislike them dry


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18759153 - 08/26/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
Am I the only one who likes the taste of mushrooms? I'm not a big fan of them wet, but I will chew the fuck out of them dry and try to get all the taste out of them I can.



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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: memes]
    #18759187 - 08/26/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I had this problem a couple years back. I love the taste of fresh mushies over the taste of dried, but most people couldn't tell you the difference between an Amanita and a Mycena, let alone identify a Cubensis. Don't take it personally


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: Couperj]
    #18759234 - 08/26/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I prefer them dry, especially super cracker dry , and they just crunch to powder to a powder and go right down


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: crimsonking91]
    #18759314 - 08/26/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think they get bitter dry. I prefer them wet when possible.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: lil_demented]
    #18759330 - 08/26/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I never really thought dry tasted like much of anything, maybe cardboard is a good comparison, which is actually sorta how they taste anyway.


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Re: pal wont eat over 2 grams fresh says they're fake [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18759586 - 08/26/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't mind the flavor most of the time. With some batches the earthy undertone can almost be pleasant. I have had some that were less so, and a little more bitter, though.


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