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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: fee]
    #18753317 - 08/24/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wurd. I still can't figure if that girl Kei likes me that you introduced me to the other week. I've been texting her a bit, but she's not been like super eager to text, so I been playin it cool. Told her we should burn one when I come down there.

I think we aught to get some kinda double date situation happening with alcohol involved next time I come down there and see what happens.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18753323 - 08/24/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like a plan Stan


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: fee]
    #18753365 - 08/24/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:pedropussy:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757207 - 08/25/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So I tried calling her last night but no pick up. I texted this afternoon and basically said that I enjoyed meeting her and would love to continue our conversation. Just got a text back

"Ya I live with my boyfriend and little brother. Cocktails in the garden usually starts about 6pm nightly. Just pop in when you're in the area we all party have toyaotas and leave door open. My roommates are cool I always tell people come over garden"

Not quite sure what to make of all this. I'll have to go over for a drink one of these nights and see what all goes on. Swingers? Maybe she's just flirty? Sounds like a fun group anyways. We'll see how it develops. I'll keep you posted.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757252 - 08/25/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

hmmm :strokebeard:

ya :headboard:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18757262 - 08/25/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i wont say i approve, because i dont entirely, but i would give you a high five if you do.

:highfive:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757268 - 08/25/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

nope, it her decision.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757275 - 08/25/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

nice making new friends is always a good thing but who knows man have a good time


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757300 - 08/25/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
There was the HOT hottie in at my work today. I work at a garden center. She was making all kinds of comments about plants needing partners to do their thing, and about how she wears as little clothes as possible when it's hot, and how once she gets home to the garden she's nude. Telling me about how she likes to have people over for garden parties and stuff. I couldn't talk with her as much as I would have liked because of some cockblocking asshole behind her in line, but as she was leaving she gave me her card and told me to call her if I wanted to see her garden some time.

Trouble is she had a big shiny ring on her finger.

Would it be bad if I had sexy time with her?




It'd only be bad, if you meet the husband. Otherwise, ignorance is bliss, and I truly believe whatever people call 'god' intended us to enjoy our self


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: druqs]
    #18757311 - 08/25/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't disprove at all.You are a smart,centered confident man,You won't be hurt.She obviously know what she wants.Her boyfriend seems the only variable.Hell,it may have been his idea,or could be totally oblivious.Go to her garden and find out,dude!


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757315 - 08/25/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
So I tried calling her last night but no pick up. I texted this afternoon and basically said that I enjoyed meeting her and would love to continue our conversation. Just got a text back

"Ya I live with my boyfriend and little brother. Cocktails in the garden usually starts about 6pm nightly. Just pop in when you're in the area we all party have toyaotas and leave door open. My roommates are cool I always tell people come over garden"

Not quite sure what to make of all this. I'll have to go over for a drink one of these nights and see what all goes on. Swingers? Maybe she's just flirty? Sounds like a fun group anyways. We'll see how it develops. I'll keep you posted.




:lolwut:

She sounds kind of kooky but it would probably be a fun ride.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18757325 - 08/25/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i will be disappointed if nothing further develops from this


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757326 - 08/25/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Don't get murdered mane.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman? [Re: imachavel]
    #18757332 - 08/25/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm still banking on them being swingers. Or maybe they're in an open relationship. You never know, so you should go at least once and see what it's all about.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #18757336 - 08/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh I will, but if they bring out the gimp, I'm gonna bolt


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18757352 - 08/25/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Don't get murdered mane.



:lol: that's what I was thinking for a second you will be fine op but don't let your guard down


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18757357 - 08/25/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It's all good. I've been through some crazy shit in my life and have mad martial arts skills, so I'll probably be ok. But like I said, if they bring out the gimp, I'm out.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18757358 - 08/25/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A black widow milf.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18757368 - 08/25/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

As long as I die with a smile on my face


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18757372 - 08/25/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

nobody disapproves of anything; people only approve of disapproval, when it is something they could never do.

hence, no one will ever disapprove of OP.


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