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post cool real life short stories in this thread 1
#18756932 - 08/25/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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stories about anything at all, real life events that happened to you. things that are cool but not necessarily worth making a thread about
i'll type up some in a little
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Sheekle]
#18756957 - 08/25/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i once had a block of ice thrown in my face by a little girl younger then me by twice my age, and then i chased around the school grounds because i wanted to kill her, but i kinda was just raging at her like some sort of monster, so it's kinda funny when i think about it.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Sheekle]
#18756961 - 08/25/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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In seventh grade, my family was walking along a beach, and I discovered most of a human torso skeleton half buried in the sand.
True story.
-------------------- ~Scarab74 We are such stuff as dreams are made of. W. Shakespeare - The Tempest
Edited by Scarab74 (08/25/13 09:02 PM)
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Scarab74]
#18756970 - 08/25/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Scarab74 said: In seventh grade, my family was walking along a beach on Sanibel Island, and I discovered most of a human torso skeleton half buried in the sand.
True story.
what became of that
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Scarab74] 7
#18756978 - 08/25/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once had a transsexual over my parents house at like 6 AM, he (dad) assumed it was a chick I was hooking up with before seeing shim he could here us hooking up. Walked out with a 5 o'clock shadow and my dad looked at me with this horrified look, told me not to come back to his house whenever he isn't there.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Sheekle]
#18757003 - 08/25/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Scarab74 said: In seventh grade, my family was walking along a beach, and I discovered most of a human torso skeleton half buried in the sand.
True story.
what became of that
My mom, a Nurse, identified the bones as human. I put the bones in a trash bag and took them to school the following Monday to show to a science teacher/mentor in the high school (I went to private K-12 school), thinking I would score brownie points with human bones. Instead, I soon found myself without a mentor and without human bones to look at or construct a mobile with.
-------------------- ~Scarab74 We are such stuff as dreams are made of. W. Shakespeare - The Tempest
Edited by Scarab74 (08/25/13 09:03 PM)
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Scarab74]
#18757064 - 08/25/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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One time in High School I was smoking a hookah in one of my friend's basements. He squirted water at me and so obviously my reaction was to violently flail my arm that was holding the hookah hose.
We were picking up the coals on the ground and I noticed one piece had burnt a hole into his bed. I knew he would be pissed if he found out so I just put a blanket over the hole as a temporary fix so he wouldn't see it. We got the rest of the coals picked up off the ground, as I reassured him that what we found was all there is.
About twenty minutes later he noticed the smoke pouring up from underneath the blanket on his bed and saw the giant gaping hole burnt into it.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Scarab74]
#18757098 - 08/25/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I allegedly ran this girl's leg over on my bike when I was a lot younger. Found this out after we had been chatting for a while and flirting. This was like 5 years ago that she dropped this bomb on me. Apparently she was in my neighborhood, I teamed up with her brother and we were messing with her, and I ran her leg over. I have no recollection of the event so I think it's a lie.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Sheekle]
#18757104 - 08/25/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: One time in High School I was smoking a hookah in one of my friend's basements. He squirted water at me and so obviously my reaction was to violently flail my arm that was holding the hookah hose.
We were picking up the coals on the ground and I noticed one piece had burnt a hole into his bed. I knew he would be pissed if he found out so I just put a blanket over the hole as a temporary fix so he wouldn't see it. We got the rest of the coals picked up off the ground, as I reassured him that what we found was all there is.
About twenty minutes later he noticed the smoke pouring up from underneath the blanket on his bed and saw the giant gaping hole burnt into it. 
on a related tip, I once put numerous sizable burn holes ion the back seat of a kid's car when smoking a blunt. I remember that like it was yesterday.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Sheekle]
#18757112 - 08/25/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: One time in High School I was smoking a hookah in one of my friend's basements. He squirted water at me and so obviously my reaction was to violently flail my arm that was holding the hookah hose.
We were picking up the coals on the ground and I noticed one piece had burnt a hole into his bed. I knew he would be pissed if he found out so I just put a blanket over the hole as a temporary fix so he wouldn't see it. We got the rest of the coals picked up off the ground, as I reassured him that what we found was all there is.
About twenty minutes later he noticed the smoke pouring up from underneath the blanket on his bed and saw the giant gaping hole burnt into it. 
good one sheekle
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18757135 - 08/25/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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One time I thought I was dying on shrooms, but I really just had an inner ear infection - lost all balance, I was walking in circles and falling about till morning. My buddy was alseep, but I chose not to wake him.
I don't remember anything leading up to it, just the memory that I was up all night thinking I was dying.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18757136 - 08/25/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i was riding my bike when i was younger.. checking out hot chick, hit a parked car... damaged the windscreen.
fucked myself up pretty damn good
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: rackem] 1
#18757147 - 08/25/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Windscreen"
Silly foreigners
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: EternalCowabunga]
#18757148 - 08/25/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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thixs one time i was totally in with this babe at this bar and i just walked away, didn't even look back at the panty explozem.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: EternalCowabunga]
#18757161 - 08/25/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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EternalCowabunga said: One time I thought I was dying on shrooms, but I really just had an inner ear infection - lost all balance, I was walking in circles and falling about till morning. My buddy was alseep, but I chose not to wake him.
I don't remember anything leading up to it, just the memory that I was up all night thinking I was dying.
what retardedly bad timing for an ear infection. sorry that had to happen, man.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Absent Minded]
#18757177 - 08/25/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once I was in the woods near a little lake thing that a bunch of people were swimming in. About 200 feet away there's a pair of sweatpants draped over a tree branch.
I was with some kid who decided to be a dick and light the pants on fire. I should have just punched him in the face or otherwise done something to stop him from lighting them because just telling him not too and telling him it was fucked up didn't work. But in a few seconds he had one of the legs flaming.
I took the sweatpants off the branch once they were lit good because blowing on it didn't help and dipped the part that was on fire into a different nearby river to stop them from burning. I also noticed that I could feel money and shit in the pockets when I was putting them back on the branch so obviously it was one of the kids who was swimming's pants. I obviously didn't tell the dick who lit them that there was shit in the pockets until after we had left, because I didn't want him to get the idea to steal whatever it was. (I DEFINATLY wouldn't have let him get away with that shit though).
Like 1/4 of one of the pant legs was burnt to shit, like not worth wearing anymore. At least I stopped the fire from progressing to the point of destroying whatever valuables were in the pocket. So one of the dudes who was swimming was gonna come back and find his sweatpants were permanently ruined.
I felt pretty bad for whoever it was, I really probably should have done more to stop the asshole I was with from lighting them. But whatever, it's just a pair of sweatpants. Not too huge of a loss I guess.
Ruined my mood for a little while after. People can be real jerks for seemingly no reason sometimes.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
Edited by Sheekle (08/25/13 09:24 PM)
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: druqs] 2
#18757180 - 08/25/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't personally do this but was with my friend when he did - to set the scene we're both real high and in town gettin some grub, he decides he needs ice cream. order the ice cream, gets it, starts eating it, gets about a quarter of the way through and realizes it's the wrong flavor. Stares at me, asks what to do, all the while still eating the ice cream. Gets back on the line, still eating it, explains the problem to the girl, while eating it, and asks for the other flavor. Ate half of it at this point. Girl happily obliged and found nothing wrong with the scenario, I was quite shocked
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: Absent Minded]
#18757195 - 08/25/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I got a DUI while sober. Got pulled over with 8 xanax in my pocket. Car smelled like weed so I thought I oughta pop em in case he searched me. They were the yellow ones. Well, I had out-of-state plates, which it took him like 25 minutes to finally get results back on, and by the time he did I was practically unconscious. He said he was just about to let me go too.
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Re: post cool real life short stories in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
#18757208 - 08/25/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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what strength are the yellow ones? that's beat street my man.
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#18757217 - 08/25/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i sprayed a tramp with a fire extinguisher then threw it in the sea.
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