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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: tito123]
    #18756205 - 08/25/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP's obsession with women as things to put his wiener into probably stems from some sort of porn idealism.  Being that porn is the only sexual interaction with a female he's ever had and he's old enough to be in college, it only makes sense why he's like that.  I think if he broke the porn habit, he'd have a healthier outlook on this whole thing.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18756232 - 08/25/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That sounds extremely stereotypical and callous.

Are you a girl? Your writing style doesn't really come off as female in your post.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18756596 - 08/25/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
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why did this take till page 3

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BobbyMcgee said:
I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips





cover yourself in glitter and stand out in the sunlight, the girls will come running


or grow some balls and talk to one



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18757763 - 08/25/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Trippinhighman said:
Wow, what situations call for that?

:strokebeard2:



I felt I was in need of a dopamine/serotonin boost :lol:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18758327 - 08/26/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. :peace:



funny, I don't feel oppressed.




Neither do people who believe that all black people are criminals or that LSD makes holes in your brain. Conditioning is a powerful thing.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Dawks]
    #18758366 - 08/26/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP don't fuck anyone you wouldn't have mother your children.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Legend]
    #19031603 - 10/25/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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OP don't fuck anyone you wouldn't have mother your children.




:awkwardconfusion:

But.... there are so many hot chicks that I would NEVER want to mother my children....


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