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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18754924 - 08/25/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bobby, Don't put pussy way up on a pedestal. You won't be able to reach it. Many folks have been telling you this in different words. Treating girls as equals is great advice. They will feel special for being recognized. Also, you need to show confidence. Practice any time that you can with any girl. You will quickly see that you have nothing to loose by complimenting somebody etc. Good luck man.
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Trippinhighman
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#18754929 - 08/25/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is some sound advice.
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Trippinhighman said: I hear they real well
seriously dude. fat girls give good head
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#18754959 - 08/25/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Be careful about exuding confidence while trying to treat them as quals though.
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rbalzer said:
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Trippinhighman said: I hear they real well
seriously dude. fat girls give good head
Because they're throats become stretched. Heather from ideepthroat.com in a "how to" video she made says that deepthroating depends on the girl's physiology and that some girls simply can't deepthroat. Although I believe many can with practice. However there are certain girls who can literally turn their mouths into a bottomless pit.1 2 Note that many slim girls are perfectly capable of deepthroating (including both examples below), it's just that being fat gives some girls an advantage who otherwise would have trouble.
1. http://www.xvideos.com/video1532203/sara_brandy_canyon_in_deep_throating_orgy
2. http://xhamster.com/movies/1328114/annette_schwartz_deepthroats_a_huge_black_cock.html
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
#18755064 - 08/25/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Da2ra said: Be careful about exuding confidence while trying to treat them as equals though.

You need to pet them, but they aren't equals. We just give them jobs to give them a false sense of confidence and in return we can fuck our secretaries. Women know their place, don't be a sissy and treat them otherwise. Their filthy black gaping holes or fishy pieces of roast beef require both conditioning and love, you just need find a balance.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Satanschild]
#18755073 - 08/25/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Satanschild said:
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Da2ra said: Be careful about exuding confidence while trying to treat them as equals though.

You need to pet them, but they aren't equals. We just give them jobs to give them a false sense of confidence and in return we can fuck our secretaries. Women know their place, don't be a sissy and treat them otherwise. Their filthy black gaping holes or fishy pieces of roast beef require both conditioning and love, you just need find a balance.
Sounds like something "Satanschild" would say
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sheekle]
#18755124 - 08/25/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Confidence and cocky coincide. Like doobie doob said, let them think they're lucky to be hanging with you. Do not ever fuck a fat girl. Ugly girl with hot body is good. Hookers are good too, but not for your first time. You'd be hooked on hookers for sure.
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HuHEN
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: azur]
#18755128 - 08/25/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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azur said: Confidence and cocky coincide. Like doobie doob said, let them think they're lucky to be hanging with you. Do not ever fuck a fat girl. Ugly girl with hot body is good. Hookers are good too, but not for your first time. You'd be hooked on hookers for sure.
First part is good advice but fuck whoever you want man! Someones gotta bang the fattys better you then me
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
#18755229 - 08/25/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.
Research: "nofap"
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
#18755252 - 08/25/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.
Research: "nofap"
ive done this before, only effects were increased boner activity
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HuHEN
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18755261 - 08/25/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude what are you good at and what do you enjoy? Do these things regularly publicly to display how fertile you are and worthy of a mate.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
#18755266 - 08/25/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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HuHEN said: Dude what are you good at and what do you enjoy? Do these things regularly publicly to display how fertile you are and worthy of a mate.
my main hobby is lifting. besides that i dont do a whole lot.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18755283 - 08/25/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Social interactions are a learned behavior. What's the best way to learn? Trials and tribulations... PRACTICE. OP get a job in retail sales, and I don't mean hustling drugs either. Be a floor salesman somewhere like Best Buy or a car dealership. Something that requires you to initiate conversation, build rapport, and close a sale with random people. You'll learn two things: You won't make a sale every time and the more sales you make you start to learn (there's that learn word again) what works and what doesn't. And you'll eventually build up confidence in your approach, which will boost sales a lot more. Customers like a confident salesman, even if the confidence is bullshit, it works.
This analogy easily applies to getting laid. Fucking practice and don't worry about failing because I guarantee you'll strike out more than a few times just like you won't make a sale every time.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
#18755294 - 08/25/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.
Research: "nofap"
It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.
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HuHEN
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
#18755296 - 08/25/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is true what they say.... practice makes very good
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
#18755620 - 08/25/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Da2ra said:
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abltsandwich said: OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.
Research: "nofap"
It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.
damn dude. I have to force myself to masturbate these days.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#18755625 - 08/25/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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rbalzer said:
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Da2ra said:
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abltsandwich said: OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.
Research: "nofap"
It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.
damn dude. I have to force myself to masturbate these days.
Sounds like a young man
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#18755836 - 08/25/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow, what situations call for that?
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Horny hostage takers.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
#18756179 - 08/25/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Da2ra said:
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abltsandwich said: OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.
Research: "nofap"
It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.
nofap only made me a sexually frustrated asshole. with lots of energy to go around being a dick to everyone
it's probably worth trying though
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