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Rustifer
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Dawks]
#18754207 - 08/25/13 06:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet
fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.
Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. 
^^ You sound like you are still very young and inexperienced in life. 
OP: When you stop trying, it will come to you. Or there's something wrong with you and your standards are unrealistic.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18754224 - 08/25/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Get yourself in good shape physically, get yourself some new clothes that are in style. Get a nice haircut. You can find lots of style tips online. Force yourself to say hi to girls and comment on something they are wearing and how it looks nice. Ask them if they'd like to have coffee/a drink/smoke a bowl.
It works.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18754354 - 08/25/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just transferred to a uni and have already noticed way more attractive girls here than where I use to live. All I do is pretty much smile, act friendly, and try not to care too much. They seem to do the rest
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What the fuck? Seriously, if you don't know how to get laid, you've got bigger problems heading your way. But.....if you want my advice, it's very simple. I've fucked hundreds of girls with minimum effort. While it does help to be good looking, cockiness also goes a long way. Once you realize that all girls are whores, it's much easier to talk to them. So basically, talking to the nasty homeless girl or the hottest girl at your school is pretty much the same thing. Don't fuck the homeless guy though. Also, when you do holler at a girl, be original. Good luck.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Dawks]
#18754631 - 08/25/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dawks said:
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morrowasted said: sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet
fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.
Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. 
funny, I don't feel oppressed.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
#18754636 - 08/25/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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morrowasted said:
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Dawks said:
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morrowasted said: sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet
fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.
Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. 
funny, I don't feel oppressed.
Me neither...
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
#18754666 - 08/25/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magicman69 said: At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.
This is exactly where OP is having problems. "Make your move" only works if OP knows what moves to make. He didn't get into college a kissless virgin if he could "make his move," know what I'm saying? Might as well tell a drowning man to breathe.
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Magicman69 said: At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.
This is exactly where OP is having problems. "Make your move" only works if OP knows what moves to make. He didn't get into college a kissless virgin if he could "make his move," know what I'm saying? Might as well tell a drowning man to breathe.
this. i dont know what to actually do. dont know what to say to them, etc.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: azur]
#18754667 - 08/25/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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azur said: What the fuck? Seriously, if you don't know how to get laid, you've got bigger problems heading your way. But.....if you want my advice, it's very simple. I've fucked hundreds of girls with minimum effort. While it does help to be good looking, cockiness also goes a long way. Once you realize that all girls are whores, it's much easier to talk to them. So basically, talking to the nasty homeless girl or the hottest girl at your school is pretty much the same thing. Don't fuck the homeless guy though. Also, when you do holler at a girl, be original. Good luck.
so how do i be cocky towards them? like what would i say?
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18754728 - 08/25/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just don't think of sex don't think of them as attractive think of it as them being lucky to get with you not the other way around. Tease them a little.
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The Doobie Dude said: Just don't think of sex don't think of them as attractive think of it as them being lucky to get with you not the other way around. Tease them a little.
I think you'll come off as an idiot if you do that. Just think of both yourselves as on the same level.
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Rustifer
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18754829 - 08/25/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Like I told you before, as long as you're running around objectifying women in your mind with the intentions of them being only some kind of sexual object to you, you will continue to be the way you are around them... shy, not knowing what to say, etc, etc.
Someone right up there has it good advice, treat them as equals. But even more, go out trying to get to know some girls because they're human beings, not because they have a hole to put your dick in. Once you loose the intentions of purely getting laid, you will loose the nervous energy that these girls are picking up on and being driven away by.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18754839 - 08/25/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuck a fat girl, though sometimes this is harder than it seems. Lots of other people aim low, so sometimes fat girls have a higher self worth than they should. Look for a fat girl with low self esteem, you won't be as nervous cause whats the worst that can happen? Not getting to pound a jellyroll, not much to lose or gain. Once you bang a fat girl you will see that sex isn't as special as people think it is before they have it. That or just grow a pair of balls and talk to chicks like they are normal people. Its like how you talk to some random guy you meet on the street. Practice talking to random people, females or guys is good practice. Being very sociable is a good way to get females whether or not you are talking to females. Being good looking and socially awkward gets you nowhere, as you aren't going to get any vagina if you can't talk to a girl. I would wait til you are a 21 year old virgin before banging a hooker. Don't worry about the age either, its really not as big of a deal as everyone else your age makes it seem.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: fapjack]
#18754854 - 08/25/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fapjack said: jellyroll
This is disgraceful.
Don't fuck a prostitute and don't fuck a fat girl.
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fapjack
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
#18754864 - 08/25/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nothing wrong with fucking fat girls.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: fapjack]
#18754871 - 08/25/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fat girls need lovin too
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18754893 - 08/25/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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And prostitutes need money.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: rulesq]
#18754908 - 08/25/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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To buy things that will temporarily give themselves the self worth their fathers never gave them.
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Trippinhighman
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: fapjack]
#18754913 - 08/25/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hear they real well
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: rulesq]
#18754921 - 08/25/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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become more sociable be romantic and spontaneous get to know the chick you plan on courting plan a surprise and let the sexual attraction build naturally the time will come don't rush it
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rulesq
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: fapjack]
#18754922 - 08/25/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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