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Offlinecheshirect666
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18753612 - 08/24/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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" I wipe my ass with the constitution"
                                                - The U.S. government



:lmafo:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753647 - 08/25/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A receipt and the wrapper to a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Good thing it was king-size.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753675 - 08/25/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Mine was an informational packet about robots.

After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me :highfive:

So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.

How bout yous?




Bandana, back in 09' pretty much the same scenario except it didn't hurt. Better than tp actually


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18753689 - 08/25/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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trippinballs420 said:
this is no joke

snow




Snow works great for getting dog shit off shoes, probably works well for getting human shit off human ass.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Gumby]
    #18753867 - 08/25/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Quote:

trippinballs420 said:
this is no joke

snow




Snow works great for getting dog shit off shoes, probably works well for getting human shit off human ass.




it does, i lived in the adirondacks for 2 months one winter...the snow was so deep i would dig a hole, sit down and make a custom fitted shitter, then poop in it

then id make a burger patty with snow and use the skinny end to get up in there....it melts and ends up leaving your ass nice n clean....but wet and cold too


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753871 - 08/25/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I had to take a shit in some canyons once and had to wipe with a nearby rock. it was hot from being in the sun and burned my asshole


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ManianFH]
    #18753973 - 08/25/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A gerbil.  :uhoh:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18753992 - 08/25/13 03:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Old Ham


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18753997 - 08/25/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The whole state of Georgia. :rotfl:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18754001 - 08/25/13 03:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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learning sponge said:
ive used a sock and a pair of underwear too:lol:

I remember as a small child my cousin had the shits bad and we were out in the desert so he ended up wiping his ass with an old coors 12 pack carton.i distinctly remember seeing the 12 pack after he was done and pieces of it had green shit on it and that tripped me out.i hadn't ever seen green shit before




:lolsy:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18754004 - 08/25/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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OldHam said:
The whole state of Georgia. :rotfl:




That's pretty impressive, I like to use fresh rotisserie chicken. Apple pie is another favorite of course


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18754165 - 08/25/13 06:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Old Ham



:lol:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18754226 - 08/25/13 06:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

back slapping circle jerks online, how refreshing... :hi:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam] * 3
    #18754349 - 08/25/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Opt-out n***** f*****  has an invalid opinion to share. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
    #18754353 - 08/25/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LAYGS.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18754360 - 08/25/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a rock, or a hemlock branch.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Durin]
    #18754365 - 08/25/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LAYGS.


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