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Blak
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My Drunk Story
#18751597 - 08/24/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It was a Friday night when me and my brother decided to go for a walk down the road. We live in the country so this street can be considered the highway since it goes on forever. We left the house around 10 pm and no one was up so no one knew. I had just quit my job and was excited because my boss was a fag. So I asked would you want to have a little party as he brought his weed and I had brought a half gallon of a whiskey/rum mixture I had received from a friend who I worked with the day I had quit. So we started the long journey down the road and around 12 am I was hammered drank about 1/2 of my mixture and he was blasted from smoking 5-6 bowls we both are sitting down on a bench sitting and talking about life and what was happening in both of ours. Then he asked if I wanted to continue walking I said sure lets go. Just as I stood up I fell face flat on the ground and in agonizing pain. He said it was like I had just knocked out but I could vaguely remember. But the trooper of drunk me decided I could make it and continued walking and drinking. We had crossed a bridge when I couldn't stand upright and was leaning on him because i would have been on the ground again. Then I had blacked out. As of the next day I had woken up with a hangover I could never wish upon anyone else my right side felt like I had been stabbed and my left leg was bleeding. It was 9 am and I had lost my phone and mix so I had to run outside and look for it and it was a nightmare but I found both of them on the bench. Then I went home and passed out for the rest of the day. I couldn't move for hours and felt like I was going to throw up for hours straight and my mouth tasted of dry alcohol. I finally pulled my ass out of bed around 4-5 pm and walked into the bathroom and cleaned up. Then I walked to my bros door and he opened his door and he looked pissed and and a mess. I asked what happened last night he answered "YOU WERE FUCKING WASTED!" and we talked sitting down on the couch and he picked up from where I had black out he said that I had just started putting off of my weight on his shoulder "140 lbs". He continued to carry this weight about a mile and a half back. Then I started throwing up that's when he said he just threw me like a rag doll into the grass and I threw up about 5-7 more times that night.
Anytime he had put me down to rest a bit he said I just landed on my back and passed out. As of around 4-5 in the morning we had made it back to the house and the front door was locked and we went around to the back and he put me to sit on the railing to sit down but he turned away for a few seconds and I fell face flat again. Then he picked my ass up again and carried me into the house and sat me on the stairs while he close the door then I started crawling on hands and knees up the stairs and had made it to the 6-7 and my right arm had given out and fell off the side (We have no Railing) landed on my back onto a wooden seat then smashed my face onto the wooden floor. He said it was like watching a horror movie because he thought I was dead. So he walked over and checked to see if I was alive and I mumbled "Don't...Don't touch me" It had woken my aunt up from a deep sleep and he thought everyone could've heard it since it sounded like a bomb went off. Then he dragged me up the stairs and threw me unto my bed a and went off and passed out himself. Any other friend I know would've left me in the street and I would've woke up in the police station or in somebody's basement. So I have to repay him HUGE from my personal conscious. I had bought him a 1/8 and am going to give him an oz later, But I would do it again but he's not going to ever do that for me again
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lil_demented
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: Blak]
#18751636 - 08/24/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You drunk fuck. U got a good friend to Cary you home. He could have just let u stumble and hurt yourself more than u did
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: Blak]
#18751643 - 08/24/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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vinsue
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: qman]
#18751830 - 08/24/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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qman said:

This, and I'd of left you in a ditch. Who da fuck mixes whiskey and rum... . . .
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: vinsue]
#18751843 - 08/24/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who doesn't mix whiskey and rum?
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vinsue
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: Legend]
#18751927 - 08/24/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd mix it in my belly, not in the bottle, that is if I still drank the stuff... . . .
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Blak
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: vinsue]
#18753691 - 08/25/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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vinsue said:
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qman said:

This, and I'd of left you in a ditch. Who da fuck mixes whiskey and rum... . . . 
Not pussies and weed has been my life for years
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Edited by Blak (08/25/13 12:40 AM)
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: Blak]
#18753720 - 08/25/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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tl;dr give us a short version, I'm not reading all that bullshit.
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Blak
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Fucking wasted fell a lot Why are you bitching about reading forums aren't for you then?
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Edited by Blak (08/25/13 01:12 AM)
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Re: My Drunk Story [Re: Blak]
#18753772 - 08/25/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm too drunk/high/add to care to read a big wall of text 
& cool story, bro.
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"sat me on the stairs while he close the door then I started crawling on hands and knees up the stairs and had made it to the 6-7 and my right arm had given out and fell off the side (We have no Railing) landed on my back onto a wooden seat then smashed my face onto the wooden floor" Fucking hysterical
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