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OfflinePatlal
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The U.S.A * 4
    #18753023 - 08/24/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Back when I was a kid, maybe between 6 to 15 years olds, I used to think that the USA was the shit. You guys had everything, you were the coolest guys on the planet. You had the most money, the biggest armies, the best laws, the respect, the influence. I was looking up to you guys and I wishing Canada was as awesome as you are. I thought of Canada as the younger brother of the US. You walked on the moon, you had beaten Russia, you had all the awesome music groups and Hollywood was pumping out amazing movies. I even remember a drawing I did for art class, it was a F16 shooting a missile a the enemy with big letters on the tail saying USAF. Overall, I was like: America, Fuck Yeah!!!

Now I 16 years old, the twin towers fell, I remember, I was at my high school, watching TV before class, the news kept on showing the WTC is flames. It was tragic. From there, the Americans started to freak out. You guys decided to tighten security everywhere. The borders, the airport, shipyards, law enforcement, everything. Then came a war declared for no reason against Irak and another war agaisnt terrorism. That's when shit started to fall apart. I started losing respect for the US, I understood that they had lost a couple thousand souls in NY, but the reaction was horrible. Paranoia. Fear. You were caught off guard. America didn't know how to react. From then, it became: America, Fuck....

Ever since, its been a downhill slope. You lost the respect, you lost the money, you lost the courage, the power. You collapsed. Now I look at you as the older brother, the fuck up of the family. I'm no longer proud... You deceived me. Now I'm heartbroken.

But what this being said, I can still say that America makes the best TV shows. America still has the best pro athletes on earth. America still has the best corporations, the best willpower and the best fucking military the earth has ever seen. Goddamit America, get back up and throw another punch, your arms are long enough to boxe with god.



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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #18753034 - 08/24/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18753041 - 08/24/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #18753046 - 08/24/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Now I 16 years old, the twin towers fell, I remember, I was at my high school, watching TV before class, the news kept on showing the WTC is flames. It was tragic. From there, the Americans started to freak out. You guys decided to tighten security everywhere. The borders, the airport, shipyards, law enforcement, everything. Then came a war declared for no reason against Irak and another war agaisnt terrorism. That's when shit started to fall apart. I started losing respect for the US, I understood that they had lost a couple thousand souls in NY, but the reaction was horrible. Paranoia. Fear. You were caught off guard. America didn't know how to react. From then, it became: America, Fuck....






you clearly have no clue what you're taking about


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #18753048 - 08/24/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

In response, we sacrificed liberty for a bit of safety. Looks like the terrorists won that one. :frown:


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #18753051 - 08/24/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

To be serious though the US is just another country, corrupt but better off than most in the history of the planet as far as that goes. The power this country has is so overbalanced with the rest of the world it puts Rome to shame, if it falls we're all fucked


Not a huge fan of the US myself, I like our past but our culture was perverted by the media from the 70s forward. Mericans are embarrassed by their culture now


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18753054 - 08/24/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
In response, we sacrificed liberty for a bit of safety. Looks like the terrorists won that one. :frown:





what liberty was sacrificed?


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #18753055 - 08/24/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
Now I 16 years old, the twin towers fell, I remember, I was at my high school, watching TV before class, the news kept on showing the WTC is flames. It was tragic. From there, the Americans started to freak out. You guys decided to tighten security everywhere. The borders, the airport, shipyards, law enforcement, everything. Then came a war declared for no reason against Irak and another war agaisnt terrorism. That's when shit started to fall apart. I started losing respect for the US, I understood that they had lost a couple thousand souls in NY, but the reaction was horrible. Paranoia. Fear. You were caught off guard. America didn't know how to react. From then, it became: America, Fuck....






you clearly have no clue what you're taking about




That's because you're still in denial. Its a long and convincing phase, but soon it'll pass and you'll see the truth


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18753057 - 08/24/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal]
    #18753063 - 08/24/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
Now I 16 years old, the twin towers fell, I remember, I was at my high school, watching TV before class, the news kept on showing the WTC is flames. It was tragic. From there, the Americans started to freak out. You guys decided to tighten security everywhere. The borders, the airport, shipyards, law enforcement, everything. Then came a war declared for no reason against Irak and another war agaisnt terrorism. That's when shit started to fall apart. I started losing respect for the US, I understood that they had lost a couple thousand souls in NY, but the reaction was horrible. Paranoia. Fear. You were caught off guard. America didn't know how to react. From then, it became: America, Fuck....






you clearly have no clue what you're taking about




That's because you're still in denial. Its a long and convincing phase, but soon it'll pass and you'll see the truth





um... no, pretty sure I know a bit more about US military actions than a
canadian, pretty sure that americans as a whole didnt tighten security but
that as a knee jerk reaction a bunch of liberal politicians did


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal]
    #18753064 - 08/24/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This is why I enjoy reading your threads, OP.

:kaneclap:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18753070 - 08/24/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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ToiletDuk said:
In response, we sacrificed liberty for a bit of safety. Looks like the terrorists won that one. :frown:





what liberty was sacrificed?




You can't blow up a pressure cooker in public anymore... That says it all.


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18753076 - 08/24/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks for the vote of confidnce.  (Seriously.)

We're trying to get our shit together.  We promise!

We probably need an intervention.  Too bad world politics is not an E! reality show with producers, directors, writers, and professional actors.  Their business is getting the timing right the first time and acquiring ratings [votes].

Meanwhile, we're about to declare war on Syria . . .

:sad:


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #18753080 - 08/24/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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ToiletDuk said:
In response, we sacrificed liberty for a bit of safety. Looks like the terrorists won that one. :frown:





what liberty was sacrificed?




You can't blow up a pressure cooker in public anymore... That says it all.




I miss the old America, when you could rob a bank killing 5 innocent people in the process, and everyone would congratulate you for it. What happened!??!


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Offlinefloatingwater
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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #18753084 - 08/24/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

All I know is that you are always talking about America Patlal.. Why don't you just move here and get it over with all ready?


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Patlal]
    #18753095 - 08/24/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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ToiletDuk said:
In response, we sacrificed liberty for a bit of safety. Looks like the terrorists won that one. :frown:





what liberty was sacrificed?




You can't blow up a pressure cooker in public anymore... That says it all.





obviously you can because it was done just this year

what liberty was sacrificed?


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: The U.S.A [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18753103 - 08/24/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
Now I 16 years old, the twin towers fell, I remember, I was at my high school, watching TV before class, the news kept on showing the WTC is flames. It was tragic. From there, the Americans started to freak out. You guys decided to tighten security everywhere. The borders, the airport, shipyards, law enforcement, everything. Then came a war declared for no reason against Irak and another war agaisnt terrorism. That's when shit started to fall apart. I started losing respect for the US, I understood that they had lost a couple thousand souls in NY, but the reaction was horrible. Paranoia. Fear. You were caught off guard. America didn't know how to react. From then, it became: America, Fuck....






you clearly have no clue what you're taking about




That's because you're still in denial. Its a long and convincing phase, but soon it'll pass and you'll see the truth





um... no, pretty sure I know a bit more about US military actions than a
canadian, pretty sure that americans as a whole didnt tighten security but
that as a knee jerk reaction a bunch of liberal politicians did




Most kids are liberals these days. Especially those who goes to college and university (which is most). They'll out live both you and me. It appears the liberals will rule the future of most countries in the world. Conservatism always seems to be a phase every 20 years. The midlife crisis of politics (badly needed though).

Military actions: when are you guys gonna get involved with syria or egypt or iran or north korea? NOW is your time to shine. You've got 4 GREAT reasons to use the big green machine and you haven't done it yet. You guys need a reason to justify the military budget, you should jump on one of them. You would look like the good guys again.


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: floatingwater]
    #18753109 - 08/24/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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floatingwater said:
All I know is that you are always talking about America Patlal.. Why don't you just move here and get it over with all ready?




Canadians are actually smarter in comparison to Americans.

But you're American, right? You wouldn't know that.

I'm an American, but i'm a rare breed of American. One who is aware. One who is awake and can see through the smoke and mirrors.


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: YSHServant] * 6
    #18753113 - 08/24/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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YSHServant said:
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floatingwater said:
All I know is that you are always talking about America Patlal.. Why don't you just move here and get it over with all ready?




Canadians are actually smarter in comparison to Americans.

But you're American, right? You wouldn't know that.

I'm an American, but i'm a rare breed of American. One who is aware. One who is awake and can see through the smoke and mirrors.



:lolsy: no you are like many other americans


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Re: The U.S.A [Re: YSHServant] * 2
    #18753121 - 08/24/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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YSHServant said:
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floatingwater said:
All I know is that you are always talking about America Patlal.. Why don't you just move here and get it over with all ready?




Canadians are actually smarter in comparison to Americans.

But you're American, right? You wouldn't know that.

I'm an American, but i'm a rare breed of American. One who is aware. One who is awake and can see through the smoke and mirrors.





I like to think of myself as the dumbest smart guy that I know.


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