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OfflineEnvix
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752758 - 08/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's okay OP i'm scared of girls too. there are other ways to get girls without the social awkwardness of face-to-face interaction. it's called the internet

just dont fall into a trap  :hansen2:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Envix]
    #18752764 - 08/24/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No. Its called beer.


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Offlineg00ru
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Envix]
    #18752773 - 08/24/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Envix said:

just dont fall into a trap  :hansen2:




lol Envix xD


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #18752788 - 08/24/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

here's my honest advice..
just start talking to women all the time. pretty or not. don't worry about just getting laid.. just living life, being confident, and talking to women will get you laid eventually :thumbsup:

instead of making threads go talk to a girl :fishy:


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OfflineHuHEN
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: g00ru]
    #18752789 - 08/24/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Posting on the shroomery certainly is no way to do it. Go do something right now! It's Saturday night you could be having sex within hours!


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OfflineBobbyMcgee
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752793 - 08/24/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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HuHEN said:
Have you tried internet dating? How are we supposed to tell you if you are beyond hope without a picture!



yea i've tried a bunch of different apps and sites. no luck.


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752797 - 08/24/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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HuHEN said:
Posting on the shroomery certainly is no way to do it. Go do something right now! It's Saturday night you could be having sex within hours!



yeah don't be like us. go into the world and find some :jailbait:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752803 - 08/24/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh i'll be off on the search for magnificent women soon. To seduce them the only way I know how.... the Robot :awedance:


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752812 - 08/24/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Will you teach me how to dougie?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752819 - 08/24/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

hell yeah


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18753538 - 08/24/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not saying you won't get dates, but a good first impression is miles ahead of even the most decent looking profile.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
    #18753655 - 08/25/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Find the guys with the most natural way with women and become their friend. 

Study the Pick Up Arts.

"Cocky Comedy" is great.

Download/watch the best PUA literature and movies.

David DeAngelo, Mystery


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: flickedbic]
    #18753742 - 08/25/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

flickedbic said:
Find the guys with the most natural way with women and become their friend. 

Study the Pick Up Arts.

"Cocky Comedy" is great.

Download/watch the best PUA literature and movies.

David DeAngelo, Mystery




Sorry to be contrary but no...

I used to sorta casually be into PUA but just no... It made me overthink everything and yeah it sometimes works kinda but It wasted a bunch of my time and energies thinking about stuff I don't really care about. Just treat people like people and put your best self out there. No need to overcomplicate things with routines, lines, and a bunch of vocabulary that only really socially awkward people that never get girls know.

:2cents:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18753752 - 08/25/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Put your hands in the air if yous a true playa.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18753753 - 08/25/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dafuck is PUA?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18753853 - 08/25/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I thought today about what advice to give u, as I too am in college. I came up with this. You do not go hit on girls. You try to look sharp and confident about whoever you are. U wait for a girl to TALK TO YOU FIRST. This is how I always do it. When this happens to you, and it will, you will have a confidence boost because a girl is actually talking and interested in you. At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18753923 - 08/25/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's nice if/when a girl does that, but i don't think it's good advice for op.

The best thing to do is to go get it, because it usually won't come to you.

Don't you remember that spongebob episode with plankton at the beach?
Plankton: Not in-sertive! [adult fish checks his watch then walks away] SpongeBob, you missed your chance! You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You're too soft!

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Walking_Small_(transcript)


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18753933 - 08/25/13 02:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.




This is exactly where OP is having problems.  "Make your move" only works if OP knows what moves to make.  He didn't get into college a kissless virgin if he could "make his move," know what I'm saying?  Might as well tell a drowning man to breathe.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18753941 - 08/25/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

burn@op

:burn:

:kelsoburn:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18754168 - 08/25/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. :peace:


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