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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
    #18752509 - 08/24/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Most dfinitily, we're working on it though.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv]
    #18752512 - 08/24/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

1) practice your best Clooney smile in the mirror for hours. hone it. become the clooney.
2) get the ladies.


Or just pull a Joey Tribbiani


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752533 - 08/24/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Amen to the smiling, in the book "The Game" (preparing for :shitstorm:)

He says the biggest sign of confidence is smiling, I think its true all the way. :smile:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18752639 - 08/24/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fake it till you make it


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
    #18752645 - 08/24/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
Damn, you must be uglier then sin!



yea i think im below average looks

feels bad man.jpg


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752670 - 08/24/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Let us be the judge of that. We can share shroomery fashion tips.

Get new shoes!
Don't wear raelly shitty/holey clothes


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752675 - 08/24/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Be extremely talented too!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752679 - 08/24/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Make sure to you havr the farthest thing from a small furry creature on your head


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752695 - 08/24/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i dont wanna post pics of myself

any fashion tips


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752710 - 08/24/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

this thread just bummed me the fuck out. I'm wasting the best years of my life and I can't stop


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752712 - 08/24/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wear nicer pants and nicer(newer) shoes. Don't wear stupid t-shirts(with metal bands, dumb sayings). And say to yourself everyday I am a beautiful man deserving of affection and love! Walk around with confidence like your baddest gunslinger in the wildest west(Not talking shit or being a dick) With swagger.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752714 - 08/24/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BobbyMcgee said:
i dont wanna post pics of myself

any fashion tips



Wait... there was a thread IDENTICAL to this earlier this summer.
Was it yours OP?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752720 - 08/24/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
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BobbyMcgee said:
i dont wanna post pics of myself

any fashion tips



Wait... there was a thread IDENTICAL to this earlier this summer.
Was it yours OP?




and this spring and this winter and last fall and last summer ..... etc


Don't worry mate eventually you will get laid. Maybe you just need to lower your standards!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752737 - 08/24/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18382465#18382465


Found it. OP just out of curiousity do you live near PA?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752739 - 08/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18382465#18382465


Found it. OP just out of curiousity do you live near PA?



lol no. why?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18752740 - 08/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
this thread just bummed me the fuck out. I'm wasting the best years of my life and I can't stop



Shit man, don't get better than this, getting loaded, getting zonked, fucking what's easy, keeping it greazy, and waking up in the morning to go to work. That's life son.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #18752746 - 08/24/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Camwritesgonzo said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
this thread just bummed me the fuck out. I'm wasting the best years of my life and I can't stop



Shit man, don't get better than this, getting loaded, getting zonked, fucking what's easy, keeping it greazy, and waking up in the morning to go to work. That's life son.



i guess. I see people but i dont have human contact much


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752750 - 08/24/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wasgonna hook you up with one of a few nice girls I know over here :shrug:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752754 - 08/24/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
I wasgonna hook you up with one of a few nice girls I know over here :shrug:


hehe thanks for the offer man


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752757 - 08/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Have you tried internet dating? How are we supposed to tell you if you are beyond hope without a picture!


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