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Invisiblethizzlemaniac
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Re: WTF is up with cats [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18753693 - 08/25/13 12:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Glad you liked it, I never read the whole thing.  I got my first shroomery harlem shake experience it was awesome :thumbup:


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Re: WTF is up with cats [Re: Beside the Garden]
    #18753724 - 08/25/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP, you should probably watch this movie:




It's all completely true.


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Re: WTF is up with cats [Re: ganjfather]
    #18753857 - 08/25/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cats originated as desert creatures hence why they like being dry and they hunt at night. They also have advanced hearing better then most other animals, my cat will notice people a few seconds before I can even hear their footsteps. Cats can be survivors and loners, but they are a social animal and maintain groups, obviously after reproducing one cat can be the generations that leads to 10-15-20 cats, their rate increases exponentially over the course of five or six years and their spread to other locations places estimate populations in the hundreds if not thousands.

Sitting a cat down in front of a t.v. will have an effect on the cat, it will have slower reaction time and usually become stupider. The changing lights and scenery probably has an effect on their eyes, as human eyes take 15 minutes to adjust to a different lighting. Cats or any other animal will never evolve to avoid headlights, they will get stuck because it is not a part of their survival instinct. The car is pretty much one of their main predators with dirty claws as well that cats can use to infect each other for defense. There are also dust in the feces that can alter the way your brain develops in a pretty identifiable way. Also pregnant women should avoid cat feces all together as it can cause miscarriage.

Sit a small child in front of the more recent Spongebob and the same exact thing will happen, the randomness of the show and the flashing lights will take your child down a few notches in development.

Also speaking from experience, brain waves and collective conscious are very real and tangible things, but some people will limit them to only certain areas of the brain, but the fact is other people or rituals activate them, such as singing or praying.(or taking shrooms!)


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Re: WTF is up with cats [Re: Beside the Garden]
    #18753905 - 08/25/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Its become something thats "cool" like enjoying tacos because theyre so delicious. Not everyone but trust me what I just said is true.


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Re: WTF is up with cats [Re: Chowder963]
    #18754563 - 08/25/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Trust no one who says trust me  :gombypls:


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