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Prisoner#1
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18752176 - 08/24/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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BobbyMcgee said: I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.
any tips
cover yourself in glitter and stand out in the sunlight, the girls will come running
or grow some balls and talk to one
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18752186 - 08/24/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you can't get laid in college, you are probably doomed.
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brokentv

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Uzziel]
#18752224 - 08/24/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake? I think this is my problem. The one time I remember genuinely smiling at a girl she couldn't contain herself.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv] 1
#18752234 - 08/24/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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brokentv said: Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?
the trick is to be happy
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Camwritesgonzo
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Uzziel]
#18752239 - 08/24/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Be Don Juan de la Nooch!
-------------------- "I've always maintained that reality is for those who can't face drugs."-Tom Waits "I feel the same way about disco as I feel about herpes."-Hunter S. Thompson A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?
 
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morrowasted
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drink dos equis
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18752244 - 08/24/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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brokentv said: Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?
the trick is to be happy
this
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Tripsurfer
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
#18752245 - 08/24/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Go to parties, take MDMA be a star
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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MilkdudTitties
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#18752264 - 08/24/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just say the three words they want to hear: "Jello shot, bitch?"
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Konyap

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Do your homework at school where study centers are, eventually people will recognize you or you will meet people with the same stuff, you will also go to lunch and have a general idea of the people that hang out at campus.
It's pretty fucking easy even if you're a loner, just try not to say tasteless things ever even if it's just joking around, people at college don't play that homie.
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g00ru
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18752418 - 08/24/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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find a girl you hit it off with, ask her out, somehow make out with her...the rest should take care of itself!
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Prisoner#1 said:
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brokentv said: Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?
the trick is to be happy
they need to have this in Time magazine...
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18752421 - 08/24/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
cover yourself in glitter and stand out in the sunlight, the girls will come running
This will definitely work.
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dontknow
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: g00ru]
#18752437 - 08/24/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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g00ru said: find a girl you hit it off with, ask her out, somehow make out with her...the rest should take care of itself!
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Prisoner#1 said:
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brokentv said: Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?
the trick is to be happy
they need to have this in Time magazine...
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/07/study-forcing-a-smile-genuinely-decreases-stress/260513/
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g00ru
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
#18752440 - 08/24/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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its so true though. it probably releases endorphins.
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brokentv

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
#18752444 - 08/24/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Interesting so I guess i'm just going to start forcing myself to smile. I'll just think of this ridiculous guy.
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Konyap

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv]
#18752474 - 08/24/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You do know that smiling is aggressive right?
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Sham87
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Camwritesgonzo said: Be Don Juan de la Nooch!

snoogans.
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brokentv

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
#18752482 - 08/24/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cant be more aggressive than my normal non smiling face. I think its the city I live in, but people have tried starting fights with me just because I looked at them.
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Konyap

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv]
#18752494 - 08/24/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn, you must be uglier then sin!
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g00ru
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
#18752508 - 08/24/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: You do know that smiling is aggressive right?
it can be...depends on the emotion behind it
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