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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] 3
#18751739 - 08/24/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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BobbyMcgee said: I am a 19 year old kissless virgin
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] 1
#18751744 - 08/24/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet
fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
Nothing wrong with a short term relationship . Besides getting your 'dick wet' and having some fun and laughs along the way, you might get your dick sucked, or have sex more than once in a night, or sex in the shower, or sex outside in a field of clover, or on the beach at sun rise, (or sunset, depending on which coast you're on).
So Bobby McGee, would you have fucked Janis? Not much to look at but probably a wild cat in bed except for the heroin/Southern Comfort thing. Awesome acoustic version here, BTW... I me some Janis...
Seriously, if you just want to fuck, buy a whore. escort service If you want some sex, try a short term relationship. You can always tell her you're gay to get out of it. You're not gay, are you? I heard the gays are easy. mirite? 
Besides, how are you going to have your ripped out of your chest and smashed to pieces if ya don't fall in love, even for one night?
Get out there tiger and DSHSB... . . .
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
#18751759 - 08/24/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah it's a lot easier to have a interesting variety of sex when you're in a relationship
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751801 - 08/24/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm the same, dude. I suck at 'picking girls up'. Can't break the ice worth shit but once it is broken somehow, it's not nearly as awkward. I've found that getting a small group of friends and playing a drinking game with chicks works pretty well. Not only have you isolated them from everyone else, but you'll all have a good time and get to know each other. If all else fails, you'll get drunk as hell and make good memories.. or blackout.
OR you could just be the guy to bring some molly to the party. I've never done it but I heard it works wonders.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751866 - 08/24/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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vinsue said:
Seriously, if you just want to fuck, buy a whore.
This is probably your best option with your attitude. Be sure to wear a raincoat though.
Most of the girls you see on campus are not down to fuck NSA style. And the ones that are... well That's been my experience anyway.
Really, there is nothing wrong with relationships though. Vinsue's right, you'll get laid multiple times. If you get bored, move on to the next one.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#18751873 - 08/24/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#18751881 - 08/24/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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physicist said:
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vinsue said:
Seriously, if you just want to fuck, buy a whore.
This is probably your best option with your attitude.
Fuck that! There's no dignity in that!
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#18751891 - 08/24/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't go to college but as a drug dealer, I laid got laid pretty frequently. The things a meth whore would do for a 1/4 gram. I don't recommend it in this day and age, though... . . .
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779] 2
#18751896 - 08/24/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The dude's desperate to get laid. Fuck dignity 
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
#18751902 - 08/24/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vinsue, what kind of work do you do now?
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18751911 - 08/24/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Semi retired and some home improvement now and then... . . .
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue] 2
#18751934 - 08/24/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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In other words... DRUG DEALER.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sham87]
#18751939 - 08/24/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sham87]
#18752000 - 08/24/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sham87 said: In other words... Perception Changer.
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Hustle some ice bro you can practically hear the panties dropping.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sham87]
#18752019 - 08/24/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sham87 said: In other words... DRUG DEALER.
No thank you. I already have 2 felonys from dealing. And I dealt mostly for free drugs, not so much for the ...
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so how do i get into a semi relationship (not full blown gf status)
so im talking to a girl....we have a decent conversation....can i then invite her to my place to watch a movie sometime ? or is that too soon to do that? cause that is where i would make a move to try and fuck her
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
#18752038 - 08/24/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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vinsue said:
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Sham87 said: In other words... DRUG DEALER.
No thank you. I already have 2 felonys from dealing. And I dealt mostly for free drugs, not so much for the ...
I'm just pulling your chain Vinsue. Free drugs rule.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18752157 - 08/24/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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BobbyMcgee said: so how do i get into a semi relationship (not full blown gf status)
so im talking to a girl....we have a decent conversation....can i then invite her to my place to watch a movie sometime ? or is that too soon to do that? cause that is where i would make a move to try and fuck her
Not too fast there, try some foreplay before you 'try and fuck her'. Are you off campus in a place with a kitchen? Can you cook? Women like a . Or ask if she would like to cook something (good luck with that these days). Don't start too fast. Ask what kind of movies she likes. Does she drink, smoke, play rugby? Try to be a bit of a friend first.
One time I challenged a girl to a kind of cook off at my place. Hers wasn't as good as mine, but I told her I liked it better. After her chicken cacciatore and my flounder in white wine sauce, more wine for dessert, we had awesome sex for hours, plus left overs for the next nights dinner. A win/win... 
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I'm just pulling your chain Vinsue. Free drugs rule. 
My chain's been yanked by the best of them... . . .
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
#18752175 - 08/24/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is about getting OP's chain yanked ya old geezer! 
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