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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
#18751546 - 08/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet
fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
#18751548 - 08/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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roofie?
jk
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Magicman69]
#18751558 - 08/24/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magicman69 said: Wow I dunno what to say. I had sex with 3 different girls in HS. Once I got to college my game exploaded and I had probably 8-10 girls my freshman year and sophomore year. Only you know what u need to do man. If your over weight, work out. Got acne, hygiene/medication. If its your shy, let go and have fun. Best of luck brother.
i bet you are pretty facially aesthetic
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] 2
#18751560 - 08/24/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude, you're a virgin, just start with one.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751563 - 08/24/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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BobbyMcgee said:
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morrowasted said: sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet
fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.
good luck dude. im sure you wont regret it when you're older. sometimes i regret not fucking any high school girls, but that is just my inner ephebophile trying to creep out.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751566 - 08/24/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think the answer to this age old question is you just have to be completely up front, e.g. grab them and kiss them or just straight up say "do you want to have sex?" (the same way you'd ask her if she wanted to smoke up -- casually). We don't live in uptight, religious times anymore. A less direct way would be the question "do you have a boyfriend?" That question alone will bring you out of the friend zone. The only reason you're not getting sex is because you aren't directly pursuing it. The classic idea of a girl falling into your arms after a romantic date is exclusive to, well, romantic dates. Society is much more relaxed now.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted] 5
#18751574 - 08/24/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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morrowasted said:girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: drawde] 2
#18751579 - 08/24/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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you could try some of those lines
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751593 - 08/24/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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BobbyMcgee said: I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.
any tips
Lets take like 10 steps back. You do not 'get' girls, and as long as you think like that your only shot will be the borderline/full-on date rapey advice of "get her drunk." A girl who doesn't want to have sex with you sober is a girl that does not want to have sex with you, got it?
Moving on. Be chill. College is a time when people break down their own boundaries-- and no matter how hard you try, you couldn't possibly be the most awkward person at the party. Expand your social horizon I hope you're living in a coed dorm, and if not you should spend your time in them. Dorms are intimate enough that people are comfortable letting loose, and social enough that you can approach strangers fairly easily (In a building full of misfits, nobody is unfuckable). Chances are there are women who are like you; they'll get you, and believe it or not you'll get them (in a non-rapey way: doesn't that sound nice?). Oh, and regardless of your major, hang out with the "liberal arts crowd" whoever they may be.
I hope that this goes without saying, but you don't remember what daylight looks like, gtfo your room for starters; pussy doesn't knock on your door and fall on your dick.
Finally, it gets WAY the hell harder to meet people after college, please don't waste your opportunity.
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just read a later post...
"Kissless virgin" disregarding relationships...
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BobbyMcgee said: because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.
Jesus Christ-- have fun being unfuckable.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: mathieu] 1
#18751618 - 08/24/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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sex is like happiness. if you make it the object of your pursuit, it often slips between your fingers. but you will often find that it is a byproduct of pursuing other things. like hobbies and worldly success. You'd be amazed at what a guitar can do to a woman's private parts. learn how to play guitar well, and you will get laid. learn how to do just about anything well and you will probably get laid.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted] 2
#18751624 - 08/24/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damnnation that video is fucking gold
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751637 - 08/24/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chloroform&GHB.
Can't fail 
Jk. Try getting a few drinks, just enough to loosen you up, then approach sum chick(s), introduce yourself and LITERALLY break the ice.
As in get an ice cube,drop it to the ground and break it. Then say "there, I broke the ice." and go from there 
Tried it once and it worked 
Confidence is the key here dude, believe in yourself and you will succeed
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some of those must work, especially in college...
God, I wish I was in college!
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: mathieu]
#18751641 - 08/24/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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mathieu said:
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BobbyMcgee said: I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.
any tips
Lets take like 10 steps back. You do not 'get' girls, and as long as you think like that your only shot will be the borderline/full-on date rapey advice of "get her drunk." A girl who doesn't want to have sex with you sober is a girl that does not want to have sex with you, got it?
Moving on. Be chill. College is a time when people break down their own boundaries-- and no matter how hard you try, you couldn't possibly be the most awkward person at the party. Expand your social horizon I hope you're living in a coed dorm, and if not you should spend your time in them. Dorms are intimate enough that people are comfortable letting loose, and social enough that you can approach strangers fairly easily (In a building full of misfits, nobody is unfuckable). Chances are there are women who are like you; they'll get you, and believe it or not you'll get them (in a non-rapey way: doesn't that sound nice?). Oh, and regardless of your major, hang out with the "liberal arts crowd" whoever they may be.
I hope that this goes without saying, but you don't remember what daylight looks like, gtfo your room for starters; pussy doesn't knock on your door and fall on your dick.
Finally, it gets WAY the hell harder to meet people after college, please don't waste your opportunity.
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just read a later post...
"Kissless virgin" disregarding relationships...
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BobbyMcgee said: because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.
Jesus Christ-- have fun being unfuckable.
well excuse me that i dont want to be tied down to one girl right now
and i do have some guy friends, ive gone out to parties some and drink some but i still dont get anything
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: damnnation]
#18751644 - 08/24/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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another thing: smile. all the time. no matter what mood you are in
people will notice, and they will want to know why the hell you are smiling all the time
they dont need to know it is because you choose to
let them try to figure you out. having people perceive you as an enigma is a great position to be in socially
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted] 3
#18751650 - 08/24/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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well excuse me that i dont want to be tied down to one girl right now
you dont even have one girl yet.
you obviously have no idea what it means to be in love with someone. if you find someone to be in love with you will not want to have sex with a bunch of girls
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: damnnation] 1
#18751660 - 08/24/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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damnnation said: some of those must work, especially in college...
God, I wish I was in college!
I wrote some of them down I'm going to use them.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751730 - 08/24/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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well excuse me that i dont want to be tied down to one girl right now and i do have some guy friends, ive gone out to parties some and drink some but i still dont get anything
Oh, I get it believe me-- but maybe you need to reevaluate your opportunity. If you were Don Juan you wouldn't have started this thread-- It's probably better off that you go for someone who appreciates who you are, because there is not a ridiculous abundance of pussy floating around, just begging to get on your dick. It's worth mentioning here that what pussy there IS along those lines you *really* don't want.
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
#18751735 - 08/24/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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BobbyMcgee said: I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.
any tips
look at a girl, smile, and say hello. thats about all you need to do to have sex in college
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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: mathieu] 1
#18751736 - 08/24/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dance with her and tell her youd like to fingerbang her on the dancefloor. Then take her to McDonalds after thr party, score her number, and become friends with benefits.
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